srsly why do i keep doing these things

Special Instructions (5/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: E
Word Count: ~3200
Chapters: One Two Three Four

I love y’all and hope this little tidbit of humor and sexual tension cheers you up if you’re feeling down ~ ❤️🍕 

reader requested tags: @ilovemesomekillianjones @lenfaz @like-waves-on-the-beach @emmaswanchoosesyou @blessed-but-distressed @tiganasummertree


Special instructions: tell me jokes, joke man

Things were going great with Killian despite the fact that they communicated almost solely through text message. She’d spent nearly the entire first week of November out of state chasing a particularly sneaky skip and she was pretty sure the number of texts between them had fallen into the thousands by now.

They talked a little about their lives, just little tidbits about their likes and dislikes and the gossip from their respective friend groups. Emma liked crime shows; the less scientifically accurate, the better. Killian was into sitcoms. They both enjoyed reading but where Emma loved horror and suspense, mainly every book Stephen King had ever written, Killian was actually into sensual romance novels. (He’d only been slightly embarrassed to admit it.)

David and Mary Margaret were trying to get pregnant, and Belle and Killian’s older brother Liam were pregnant; they’d practically just found out that she was 10 weeks along and Killian was psyched at the prospect of becoming an uncle. Ruby was getting over her recent heartbreak by beginning an interesting three-way relationship with a martial artist and a dog groomer, both women, both ridiculously head over heels for her. Killian’s buddy Will was inheriting a bar from his recently deceased boss. Regina and Robin were planning the most extravagant wedding ever, and by that she meant that Regina was planning the most extravagant wedding ever and Robin was passively agreeing with all her decisions. And Killian’s best friend Ariel’s Etsy shop was booming; apparently handmade mermaid tails and shell bras were in surprisingly high demand.

They learned quite a bit about each other. Their friendship was blooming…

But mostly they flirted.

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anonymous asked:

Abandoning his family and having little to no reaction to seeing them again is only part of Yushou's faults, since his whole, "Repress your emotions! Only laughter and good feelings!" is part of the reason Yuya got so fucked up and helped facilitate Zarc's revival (plus the whole bullshit message of victims of war crimes just needing to smile and make peace being his whole philosophy). But representation in terms of other races, not specifically Chinese (Vivian is maybe the only)1/2

2/2 Vivian is probably the only Chinese character and she’s kind of a stereotype and maybe into underage Yugi? I don’t think we know her actual age. But aside from that, we have numerous black characters (O'Brien, Martha, basically everyone from Egypt) who are fully fleshed out characters. Cobra is ambiguously dark skinned, and even if he’s a villain is still complex. Lots of Americans and maybe even a few Ryukyuan people like Masumi. YGO’s better than a lot of anime but can still do better

Takahashi traveled to Egypt while writing the DM manga and actually learned from it that’s how his representation of egyptians was significantly better than most movies, if he hadn’t he would have probably drawn them as white too…

As a POC person from a poc country I can tell you absolutely all the non-asian poc characters in ygo that I’ve seen are stereotypical in one way or another, this is not just my opinion but the opinion of many other poc fans, that’s no good representation in the slightest so I would appreciate if you wouldn’t use that as a point for your argument (also “ambiguously brown” is not proper representation either…)

As for Yusho, I’m so tired of people making him responsible of Yuya’s issues when it’s obvious he never meant it in the way Yuya applied it but he is a child so he coped with his issues like a child would - and smiling when your in a bad mood is a legitimate psychologic advice when there are no mentall illnesses or other major issues involved mind you from the mouth of a mental health professional so don’t talk to me about that either - and are you seriously saying that Zarc’s revival was his fault? How in the world could he have known about Zarc? Let alone about his motives… I seriously don’t get what the point about this specific point is supposed to be.

I reitirate that I CAN’T disscuss the issues with the anti-war messages and koreans, chinese, or any asian representation in anime because I’m NOT korean, and I’m most certainly not asian and not only I know little of the subjet and it would be completely irresponsible to talk about that , so please stop trying to make me take a side about a subject that doesn’t affect me in real life.

You would be better off asking a korean person about you know korean representation and sociopolitical issues with Japan.

so basically what happened w/ taehyung was
- he forgot his bag
- someone from the crew picked it up, without him knowing
- he was lowkey stressin and he told the group about it
- but they couldnt go back for it bc they had to get on the train!!
- one of the crew guys told namjoon that he had the bag, but they organised a joke or whatever and namjoon pretended to call the embassy
- namjoon’s fake phone call was flawless lmaO
- taehyung was looking deep.. and solemn… and sad…. AKSKDJXJ
- they were all kind of teasing him and got pretend-annoyed that they’d have to go make him a new passport and stuff (it went fAr)
- and eventually he got really mad and he was like FINE i’ll just leAVE
- and he walked off
- but turns out he previously had walked off to go to the bathroom probs and ran into the crew member and he was like,, bro,, halfway through i could see what they were doing
- “i dont have big eyes for no reason i can see everything they’re doing”
- so yeah from then he had known that his bag already was found
- so he got mad on purpose HAHA
- they all had a nice laugh afterwards

Just want to share my two cents on iKON: I cry everytime I remember Hanbin saying they’re going to try again and again to appeal more to the gp bcs they lost the hype after My Type. They don’t deserve these lackluster comeback songs. Hanbin proved he could write hit songs like Whistle and Empty so I think his actual contribution to title tracks is a measly 5% because of restricted freedom idk. ㅜ ㅜ Plus, their mvs are recycled if YG could do it with WINNER why couldn’t they do the same thing for iKON? They are not given the chance to be their own person because YG keeps pushing them to be the next breadwinner like srsly if YG wants to treat them like a baby BB then the least he could is give them the same freedom he gives to BB. it’s just so sad that iKON—a group that is expected to be popular because they are from YG, ONE OF THE BIG3—are ignored in Korea. AND ALSO IMAGINE WHAT THEY FELT AFTER SEEING THEIR OWN SONG NOT CHARTING AS HIGH AS THE RECENT RELEASES FROM JEKKI AND WINNER (I’M EXCLUDING PSY BC HE IS A WALL). I know charts aren’t that important. Bobby already said so himself but I think this is just a cruel payback to their hardships over the past three years (yes three i’m including the two survival shows they were in). I hope future promotions help them chart better and HOPEFULLY FOR THEIR NEXT COMEBACK THEY ACTUALLY GET TO DO WHAT THEY WANT WITHOUT ANYONE INSTRUCTING THEM BEHIND THE SCENES.