srsly though this is mine now

taemkitten  asked:

Love this blog, really makes my day that you try to stay away from the cliches that often get caught in the fandom over the years x: How about SHINee as cats :D

i’m so glad that these make your day, love! yeah i’m hoping that i’m veering away from archetypes but still staying true to the boys ^^ i actually have not spent much time with cats so i don’t think i could fully capture their quirkiness so i tweaked it a little so that shinee finds a kitten! 

taemin:  

  • shows up at the dorm with a lump under his sweatershirt and an “ok don’t be mad” 
  • before the hyungs could say anything a kitten springs from his arms and effectively scares the shit out of all of them (jong would like it to be known that his yell was very manly and he did not scream bc he thought that part of taemin fell off him) 
  • “i named him neko” / shinee: …… you named him cat / taemin: in japanese / minho: taemin he’s cat the cat you can’t DO that 
  • also lugged home a big bag of dried food which he pulls out from his sweater along with two bowls (srsly some mary poppins shit is going on with him and that giant orange hoodie), and calls over neko for food 
  • cuddles with his kitten “we’ve bonded he’s mine now” 

onew: 

  • the most covered in cat hair even though he spends the least amount of time around neko 
  • the kitty insists on sleeping on his bed EVERY night even if it means he has to sit on the very edge 
  • once when neko jumped on his bed the sudden movement scared him so he jumped a little and neko scrambled off and ran away 
  • felt bad so he lets him sleep with him now 
  • completely unmoved when neko begs him for food (quickly learned that taemin/key are the weak spots) 
  • “omg pls don’t walk between my legs that is not something that you should do unless you want us to be both bodily injured. do you want that neko?? do you???” 

jonghyun:

  • is ADAMANTLY a dog person
  • edges around neko for weeks bc “you can’t seduce me with your cuteness cat!!!!!!!” 
  • but one day he jumped on his stomach and started kneading him with his little paws and omg it was the cutest thing EVER 
  • stayed still for hours while neko napped on him   
  • every time he pets the kitty he says sorry silently to roo 
  • can dogs smell cats on people???? 
  • oh no 

key:

  • locked in some strange dominance battle with the cat 
  • “nonono you cannot go on tables!!!!! or the counters!!!!! we eat here!!!”
  • srsly neko doesn’t really go on the table/counters unless key’s around and when he does he v deliberately locks eyes with key 
  • they both stare at each other like  >ΦωΦ<  `ㅂ´
  • whenever he has his back turned neko will invariably stick his head into key’s cups and LICK HIS BEVERAGES 
  • !!!!!!!!!!! 
  • he exasperatedly refills his water all. the. time. and would get annoyed but honestly it’s so ridiculous his ears flatten to his head and he pushes his face down to drink the water 
  • omg you strange cat your bowl of water is two feet away 

minho:

  • having a cat walk on your face in the morning is not an ideal way to get up 
  • admittedly effective but not ideal 
  • he only seems to do this to him so he usually feeds neko in the morning 
  • picks up neko like a baby and carries him around the house like that 
  • talks to him like he’s a person and nods v seriously when he meows back at him
  • once the door was open and neko dashed for it and minho caught him one-handedly like a football and scolded him (neko did not look contrite at all) 
  • “yah lee taemin!!!! it’s your turn to clean the litterbox!!!!” 

listen i drew this before i got sai so ignore that gross texture that i accidentally left on but do u remember that time i got really emotional about chapter 62 and how baz laughed and it was the best shit i’d ever read. i drew this like 1,000,000 years ago but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do not give “smudge” tools, i have no self control

Crack Theories for RWBY Pt.1

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It could be poor animation, buuut they look an awful lot alike. Knowing RTs’ “I'ma troll your life philosophy,” coupled with how deep and meaningful all their series are (not to mention shrewd, as I recall RVB had only 1 canonical error when Bernie wrote it) I’m willing to bet Cinderelly and Beauty (from the beast) are somehow related. More than looks however they share a specific character trait that really makes this stick (for me). They both have a laser like focus for their goals. However sinister or benevolent they might be makes no difference as long as it matters to them, and neither one cares about their health or friends/subordinates feelings as long as they truly get what THEY want in the end.

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Plus wouldn’t it just be a deliciously evil Vader moment?

srsly though now. We know Cinder wants power, but why? More than likely she grew up on the rough and tumble streets of Vacuo. Where as long as you are strong enough to survive your allowed to live there. Translation power means you live. If she grew up in Vacuo is would also explain why she hates (supposedly) Ozpin and why she’s “evil”.Remember in WOR Vacuo where all other Nations kicked the sh** out of it worse than the U.S. did to Libya? 

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Stole their dust mines, ruined their economy and probably slaughtered alot of people because they had inferior weaponry?

You know like bows and Arrows?

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I mean it’s kind of funny how the leader OF the leaders of The White Fang, and The Worlds largest Crime syndicate can’t get a hold of a measly gun when they’re akin to candy in Remnant. Unless she was brought up using these “inferior” weapons. Plus the only people with more “beef” with Atlas, Vale and Mistral than Vacuo is probrably Mantle. Cuz you'now defunct kingdom and all that. BUT remember “It was the coldest winter they ever knew” look at how she dresses “regularly.” Vs. Vacuo style Vs Atlas style and tell me which seems more likely?

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She could be using her power to help get revenge against those who attacked her home land in World of Remnant. That’s not all though, remember Vacuo takes all kinds even Faunus. So it’s possible that Cinderella’s Prince(ess) charming COULD have been a Faunus, she COULD have been killed and Cinder COULD have ditched Blake for Ultra Revenge.

But that’s just a Theory…A RWBY Theory. Join us next time as we discuss how Whitley Schnee will be Evil. OR Who Jaunes’  mom is…(it’s Salem).