srsly tho imagine a space au

I’ve been thinking a lot about the space crack au that is totally going to be the new spin off and I have concluded that:

  • Dean would 100% say “set phasers to AWESOME” at some point and everyone would be embarrassed for him.
  • Charlie would end up inadvertently starting a civil war amongst the natives on a newly discovered planet inhabited entirely by robots because she maybe mixed up some code when hacking into their central banking system.
  • But in the end it all works out and they make her their new queen and build a gigantic bronze statue of her face that can be seen from space.
  • Sam becomes fluent in dozens of space languages and signs up for a spelling bee on a planet in the Andromeda galaxy after Kevin bets him he would never win.
  • He totally wins tho and Dean mounts the trophy on the dashboard of their spaceship.
  • Said spaceship is no replacement for Baby but he decks her out in the same colors to make it feel more like home.
  • He maybe calls her Space Baby idk I haven’t decided yet.
  • “Dean what sort of spaceship has a cassette player?”
  • “It’s all about authenticity, Cas.”
  • “He’s right, Dean. An ipod jack would be more practical.”
  • “Shut it, Sam. We’ve been over this…”
  • Space Team Free Will (which includes 100% alive and well Charlie and Kevin) make frequent stops on Jody’s Planet for Wayward Daughters and Claire continuously mocks Dean’s spaceship building skills until he finally challenges her to try and make a better one.
  • Not only does she build a more aesthetically pleasing spaceship, but hers is more fuel efficient and more spacious.
  • Dean’s tries to act grumpy about it but he’s actually just really proud of her and maybe slips her a brand new phaser as a reward for being so awesome.
  • Space mini-golf is a thing that happens after they discover a planet made up entirely of nothing but mini-golf courses and grumpy old men wearing dockers and grumbling about the kids stealing their putters.
  • Dean has never felt more at home than he does on that planet.
  • Death pretends like he’s so annoyed with having to be an intergalactic babysitter but he eventually stops bringing his scythe with him in favor of bringing along huge bags of junk food from Earth and Dean lets him sit in the captain’s chair sometimes and okay maybe it’s not so bad especially after they found that planet with an economy based entirely in trans fats.
  • Every time they show up on a planet where they don’t speak the language it’s no problem because Cas is fluent in literally all of them.
  • Cas also knows all of the best chill spots in every galaxy.
  • Even traveling through space they are never alone and never homeless because they have each other and it’s more than they ever imagined they would have. :’)