srsly man he's so pretty

meanwhile, at the FBI...
  • Trainee 1: Hey bro d'you hear about Hannibal Lecter
  • Trainee 2: What, Hannibal The Cannibal™, that guy who killed like a hundred people and ran rings around us for decades including cutting off that one chick's arm and sending it to the head of the BAU just to piss him off?
  • Trainee 1: Yeah him. He's helping us catch the Red Dragon.
  • Trainee 2: What?! No way! Why would he help US?
  • Trainee 1: Apparently they sent Will Graham into his cell and he leaned right into his face and softly whispered 'please.'
  • Trainee 2: Oh okay now I see it.