pjo history → an issue of the olympian daily during wwii
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since my post on pjo history received such a response, which i can’t thank you all enough for, i wanted to create a lil snippet from “the olympian daily,” the go-to newspaper for all the best updates; they publish new issues faster than hermes can run!
me, after first reading tfc: idrc about jean y'know?
me, later, after reading nora’s extra content on jean, speaking on a megaphone: ATTENTION BITCHES! JEAN MOREAU IS OFFICIALLY MY BOY. YOU FUCK WITH HIM AND YOU FUCK WITH ME. I WILL FUCK 👏 Y'ALL 👏 UP. JEAN MOREAU DESERVES THE WORLD AND I LOVE HIM.
NO NO BASTION DOESN’T WANT ANY MORE AUTOGRAPHS NO MORE PHOTOS, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE HE IS VERY FRAGILE. MR PRESIDENT! A lanky weirdly steam pressed man in a suit with a green tipped microphone presses anyway because he’s an asshole HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CURRENT AFFAIRS OF THE ESCORTED PAYLOAD?
Bastion beeps excitedly
Mercy’s just OH MY GOD HE SAID THE P WORD. REINHARDT PHASE 2 I REPEAT PHASE TWO and Reinhardt just pulls out his giant hammer and bum rushes into the crowd of reporters, sending everyone flying while Mercy throws herself over Bastion in a feeble attempt at keeping any sniper shots away