(The Guards) Vincent: "Oh, I'm a cinnamon roll? Thank you!" Jeremy: "Heh, thanks, but I don't think I'm a cinnamon roll. Wait. Dad, you were a pole dancer?" Jonathan: "Yep. A damn good one too. You won't believe how many men tried to grope me..." Mike: "I agree. I am an angry dad/lover." Meera: "And I do love hentai. I love porn in general." Damien: "Who the fuck is Curtis?" Ven: "I dunno." Scott: "Well, I guess that's true." Fritz: "Yep. I'm the sane one here. Stuck with a bunch of crazies."