squishy squash

a list of James Potter’s favored affectionate insults
  • you silly sausage
  • you lumpy cushion
  • you sad, wet cabbage
  • you magnificent bit of pudding
  • you wobbly bludger
  • you soft little pumpkin

as in:

  • “WORMTAIL STOP BEING SUCH A SILLY SAUSAGE ABOUT THIS”
  • “Remus, my god, what a stuffed, lumpy cushion you’ve been all day”
  • “Padfoot, you are my absolute favourite, out of all of the saddest and wettest of cabbages”
  • Peter Pettigrew you magnificent bit of pudding give us a kiss”
  • “Ah, Moony, my wobbly little bludger, how are we this morning?”
  • “ALL HAIL MINERVA, MY SOFTEST OF SMALL PU–” “Potter.” “– I MEAN ALL HAIL PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL MY SOFTEST OF SMALL PUMPKINS”
OK BUT

MICHAEL CLIFFORD IS SO CUTE AND SO IS HIS  MOM AND HIS SMILE JUST LIGHTS UP MY WHOLE FUCKING WORLD AND HIS HUMOR IS JUST SO FUCKING GOOD AND DIRTY AND HIS TALENT OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN HIS GUITAR SOLOS AND I BET HE’S ALWAYS THE BESTEST FRIEND HE COULD BE AND HIS SQUISHY SQUASH CHEEKS OH MY GOD

I LOVE MICHAEL CLIFFORD