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♥♥♥#HappyRaviDay♥♥♥ 

This time zone difference has me so confused lol but I guess that’s the good thing because then he can celebrate it again “tomorrow” with us fans on the other side of the world right? ^^ Anyways Happy Birthday to the world’s cutest, fluffiest, and kindest rapper £2 Love you to the moon & back 😘 😘  Please stay healthy & always be happy!! Let’s celebrate again next year!! 
EXO as Dads

Request: Omg EXO as dads please?? ^_^


Xiumin:

  • the most competent father out of the bunch tbh
  • actually makes parenting look easy
  • his kisses are a proven method of fixing boo-boos
  • introduced his kids to coffee when they were probably waaaay too young
  • but don’t worry, it’s more milk than java
  • tea parties have become coffee parties
  • the dad all of the single moms and dads drool over

Originally posted by kpoprivacy

Suho:

  • helicopter dad 
  • already has the art of the dad joke perfected
  • not afraid to use his credit card as leverage for his child’s love
  • cheers at the wrong time during little league games
  • house is infested with those digital picture frames because he has to document his kid’s EVERY MOVEMENT
  • uncoordinated dance moves are apparently a genetic trait 
  • keeps a first aid kit on his person at all times

Originally posted by suhomysuho

Lay:

  • bubble wrapped the whole damn house when he found out he was having a baby
  • squeals whenever he sees tiny clothing
  • especially little bitty shoes
  • invested in all of the parenting classes and books
  • still relatively clueless
  • when it comes to his kids, he’s the best listener
  • but also the best at forgetting like…everything

Originally posted by ygyixing

Baekhyun:

  • mickey mouse clubhouse is his SHIT
  • like as soon as that ish comes on, he’s throwing two cushions on the floor and sitting next to his kid to get some disney time in
  • lives for bath time so he can play with all the squirt toys
  • chases the kids around the house before bed time
  • to get them nice and overstimulated for his partner to have to wrangle everyone in to bed
  • until he stubs his toe when he’s turning a corner
  • and the infamous tickle monster is down for the count

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Chen:

  • quiet curses when he can’t navigate the childproof locks
  • or any of the childproof devices tbh
  • put parental controls on the television and can’t figure out how to watch anything but the disney channel and nickelodeon 
  • which is cool for when baek visits
  • unsure if his children are shrieking from laughter or trauma after a prank
  • king of damage control after jokes go wrong
  • purveyor of putting his kids in one big t-shirt together when they argue

Originally posted by kiimjongbae

Chanyeol:

  • really terrible at hide and seek
  • mostly because his lanky body is sticking out from every hiding spot he ever chooses
  • which is okay because it always makes his kid dissolve into a giggling mess
  • and we all know he would LIVE for his child’s laughter
  • sucks at discipline
  • goes into panic mode whenever he hears crying
  • sneaks in shout-outs to his kids during comeback activities 

Originally posted by mindfuck-of-asian

D.O:

  • first purchase is a tiny plastic kitchen set 
  • even if his kid still doesn’t know how to walk
  • he’ll be damned if he doesn’t at least know how to hold a whisk first 
  • gentle little pokes to his toddler’s chubby cheeks
  • and his toddler poking his dad’s cheeks back
  • notorious for simply watching his children sleep 
  • avoids playdates with mini beagle line at all costs

Originally posted by emommoma

Kai:

  • the squishiest dad
  • a natural at being a parent
  • will literally not stop procreating until he has at least five children
  • constantly asking his children “do you want a little brother or sister?”
  • becomes a puddle of blush and giggles whenever his kids do anything cute
  • is the biggest cheerleader for any decision his child makes
  • like, you wanna be a ballet dancer? great! you wanna be an accountant? not my personal taste, but cool! 

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Sehun: 

  • vivi finally has human brothers and sisters
  • has to adjust to sharing the spotlight with his tiny carbon copy
  • is that dad who tells his kids to get a job whenever they ask for money
  • even though they’re like…eleven
  • spins into an existential crisis when his kid talks back for the first time
  • because karmaaaa
  • mimics his toddler’s meltdowns as a method to get them to stop crying

Originally posted by sebaeked