squirrel god

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Squirrels

[Squirrel 1: oh my god there’s like 5 cars coming! 
S2: Yeah there is! 
S1: Oh man! 
Let’s cross the street now! 
S2: Yeah that sounds good! ] 

little redwall audiobook things
  • read by brian jacques
  • and a full cast
  • the songs
  • all of the accents
  • the little music interludes between chapters
  • songs with a chorus you can pick up
  • marc jacques
  • trying to predict when hon rosie laughs so you can turn down the volume
  • marc jacques ALWAYS reading matthias or martin
  • the way mr jacques pronounces “squirrel”
  • oH GOD HERE COME THE WARCRIES GRAB THE VOLUME ASAP
  • when a song from the cd comes on and you can sing along too
The Signs as random Magic the Gathering Creatures

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Now he who supplies seed to the sower and bread for food will also supply and increase your store of seed and will enlarge the harvest of your righteousness.

2 Corinthians 9:10

After Thought

The blessings are not to flow just to us but through us to the benefit of all in need. He will give abundantly that we might pass the blessings on.

~ Pastor Bob

  • problematic squirrel lesbian: dude I keep imagining Sans and Mettaton having a drinking date and it's not one of the sad serious ones and them just being fucking SHITFACED and wreaking havoc around town
  • problematic squirrel lesbian: they just loiter around anywhere that's open late
  • vaultboy: they get arrested
  • problematic squirrel lesbian: gOD
  • problematic squirrel lesbian: PAPYRUS HAS TO BAIL THEM OUT
  • problematic squirrel lesbian: can u imagine that fuckin phone call
  • problematic squirrel lesbian: "Ugh.... Sans, it's three in the morning, what are you doing? What's that noise in the background? Where are you?"
  • "sorry papy-hic-rus. I hope you werent'..... ar-REST-in ("HAHH OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE U SAID IT")"
  • vaultboy: FUKCIGN METTATON
  • problematic squirrel lesbian: "wh- is that mettaton"
  • "oh, sorry, I forgot you prob-urp-bably don't get that joek yet. so we're in jail......... ("I CAN TWERK IN FROTN OF 7-11 AS MCUH AS I WANT THE LAWWWWWWW CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO")"
  • vaultboy: I M LAUGHIG SO HARD HOLY SHIT
  • vaultboy: IF YOU EVER TAKE FIC REQUESTS I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IN FULL DETAIL