squidwards house

anonymous asked:

Ever wonder how spongebob and squidward afford the houses they have while being "paid" a inconsistent wage?

I assumed Squidward got cash doing dance competitions and stuff. Spongebob on the other hand, I’m not sure. Maybe his parents still help him out?

dammit more spongebob memes

Tag Game

Tagged By: @high-functioning-time-idjits

Rules - Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

Nickname - Muffin Child

Star sign - cancer

Height - 5′5″ or 5′6″

Time right now - 1:58 PM

Last thing googled - lonely hearts club aesthetics

Favorite music artist - Twenty One Pilots

Song stuck in your head - A weird throw-together of All American Rejects songs 

Last movie you watched - Star Wars Episode Four: A New Hope

Last TV show you watched - Star Wars Rebels

What are you wearing right now - beanie, my glasses, jeans, shirt

When did you create your blog -  sometime last year i think???

Do you have any other blogs - naw

Do you get asks regularly - i wish i did

Why did you choose your URL - that is a long story involving @fangirl-of-existence and fanfiction. also squidward.

Gender - Female

Hogwarts house - Slytherin

Pokémon team - Instinct, if I played it

Favourite colours - blue, especially darker blues

Average hours of sleep - it ranges from 2-8, but usually around 5.

Lucky number - do i have one of those? if i did it’d be 13

Favorite character(s) - oh man we aren’t starting this convo

How many blankets do you sleep with - however many are on my bed from the night before (i kick off a lot of blankets)

Dream job - a WRITER

Following - idk i haven’t check in weeks

Tagging: @ailecpaint @fangirl-of-existence @repeat25331 @those-denim-wrapped-nightmares @caeles-castiel @dem-gabriel-tho  idk 

who ready for some spongebob discourse

The feud between Mr. Krabs and Plankton is a Cold War allegory, with Plankton representing the high-tech, morally shaky US (literally married to technology) and the Krusty Krab representing the tougher, oppressive Soviet regime. SpongeBob is a tragic victim of Mr. Krabs’ brutal post-communist policies. Squidward represents the increasingly fed-up youth in revolt, possibly an allegory for the Polish Solidarity movement. This is why SpongeBob and Squidward live in decent housing but have little to no furnishings and tech straight out of the 1950s.