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SQUIDWARD! :D

GUESS WHO MADE THE AU BABES PROM OUTFITS
first time Ishizu is seen in public without cloak or sunglasses. The general reaction is ‘oh no she’s hot’ or ‘oh FUCK someone gonna get hexed’ nobody goes after Mai all evening bc smol witch bab is there

oH THATS WHAT IT WAS ABOUT DVSHSGSG IM DRAWING THIS IM DRAWING THIS SOON THESE OUTFITS REMIND ME OF SPACE GOTH FOR SOME REASON DHDHGDG *squidward voice* oh no shes hot…..

every time I reblog slave master I always get all these gay porns blogs recommended :/ *squidward voice* fuuuuuuuuuuutuuuuuure

Something I haven’t forgotten was when I was slicing meat for a lady and she asked in a you-like-Krabby-patties-don’t-you-squidward Voice “do you like your job? Because you’re always smiling and you seem so happy” and I was like “ :)) I just love serving customers, especially when they’re nice like you !!” And I almost broke down crying after she walked away because I fantasized about killing myself on the way to that job every single day