Yo life just excites me so much I can’t wait to go to college and learn new things and meet cool people and fall in love and get married and wear a pretty dress with beading and get to do my dream job and travel and ugh
GUESS WHO MADE THE AU BABES PROM OUTFITS
first time Ishizu is seen in public without cloak or sunglasses. The general reaction is ‘oh no she’s hot’ or ‘oh FUCK someone gonna get hexed’ nobody goes after Mai all evening bc smol witch bab is there
oH THATS WHAT IT WAS ABOUT DVSHSGSG
IM DRAWING THIS IM DRAWING THIS SOON THESE OUTFITS REMIND ME OF SPACE GOTH FOR SOME REASON DHDHGDG
*squidward voice* oh no shes hot…..
Something I haven’t forgotten was when I was slicing meat for a lady and she asked in a you-like-Krabby-patties-don’t-you-squidward Voice “do you like your job? Because you’re always smiling and you seem so happy” and I was like “ :)) I just love serving customers, especially when they’re nice like you !!” And I almost broke down crying after she walked away because I fantasized about killing myself on the way to that job every single day