squidjuice

squidjuice  asked:

you and lemley have the most anime eyes i have ever seen in my life, what the heck

LEMLEY WINS BY SO MUCH THO. I THOUGHT I WAS ANIME EYE QUEEN AND WAS READY TO GLOAT BEFORE I CAME TO OBERLIN AND SAW THIS.

An inspiration to us all to go further, do better. 

squidjuice  asked:

so i bought your "geologists do it in the ash" shirt to wear at colossalcon this weekend so i could put together a quick silly swim suit cosplay for steven on thurs/sun. turns out i had to go to the hospital on today(sunday) but I WAS WEARING THE SHIRT. i had to turn it inside out because i was too embarrassed to be seen in it by the hospital staff. my friend and i thought you should know.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING 

squidjuice  asked:

we dont know each other that well but HAY what kinda anime do you think id be

Oh man this is gunna be harder cause we’ve only hung out once, I’m sorry if it’s inaccurate! Just first impressions. >.<

I think you’d be in one of those “warring school” animes, as like an androgynous shogun senpai on the school roof. You can glare at people real well so they’re real good and scared before they can even approach you. No one fucks with you.

Protagonist is the angry delinquent freshman from across town type, and beats through all your juniors and finally gets to the school roof where you’re standing in your school uniform which somehow involves a crazy badass coat that’s flapping in the wind, cause thats how the school treats its top military commander senpais. maybe you have cone hair, maybe you’re smoking, idk. 
You turn and glare your most ferocious glare, but protag is just too damn stubborn and mad about being a teenager in highschool. Almost as mad as YOU are about being a teenager in highschool. They don’t stand down.. so you glare more…. more…. it’s not working…

… and… that’s it. That’s all you had. Fuck. You kinda just sheepishly stop and turn away… They shout “WHAT. COME AT ME. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?” and then you kinda just turn around like “Look kid… wanna like, play cards or something instead??”

The protagonist is confused.. they just kind of stare at you.


“Look my head kinda.. uh… hurts. or something. Do you play bridge?”

Eventually you join the protagonist so they don’t rat on you for being an apathetic all-bark-no-bite, but you won’t them take your coat, cause looking cool is the best part of the job.