squeezing an egg

How to make cute moulded eggs

These eggs up the cute in any lunch box!

All you need for these adorable noms are large eggs and egg molds (can be found on eBay, Amazon or speciality bento sites)

First, start with LARGE eggs (small eggs won’t fill the mold, and you’ll end up with half-shapes). Add about 1 tablespoon of salt for each 3 eggs boiled.

This extra salt does not flavor the eggs at all - as the water boils, the salty liquid penetrates the shell through osmosis and provides sort of a cushion of liquid between the egg and the shell. This makes it much easier to peel.

Boil the eggs for about 15-18 minutes. This helps loosen the egg from its shell. The time may vary on your stovetop, so experiment until you find the right combination : )

When the eggs are done boiling, tap them gently on a flat surface to split the shell - be careful not to puncture the egg! If needed, briefly run the egg under cool water, but don’t let the egg become cold. In order to mold properly the egg must still be HOT!

Gently and carefully squeeze the hot egg a little to fit it into the mold better. Don’t go too fast or the egg will crack. The egg is still very pliable when its hot.

After it’s tucked into its mold just right, you can close the lid. If the mold you’re using doesn’t lock closed very well, try using rubber bands to keep it tight.

When the molds are all filled, put them into an ice bath. I put this bowl into the fridge for about a half hour or so.

When you’re ready to take one out, run it under hot water for a second. It helps loosen it from the mold. Open the mold and wiggle the egg a little until it comes out easily.

Ta-Da! A super cute shaped eggs!

Lost Fics


Originally posted by sun-kissesme

This is where we are putting fics that we haven’t had a chance to look for or have and have come up with nothing. So if you know any of these, feel free to message us or use the ask box. We may not catch it if you use the ‘reply’ function. Thanks!!!

stiles and Kate are in the kitchen be there’s was a party going on or something? And she has a kid and she’s Derek’s girlfriend atm??? I also remember the clothes s read wearing XD Blue jeans and a white shirt  


Scott was chosen as a tribute and got Stiles as his mentor. Stiles is like, giving him advice before the hunger games start and we are told that he’s really dangerous or something; it ends up that Derek was his mentor when he was a tribute, and now they’re on a relationship. It’s Scott centric.    


after the Nogitsune, where stiles is still recovering and he pretty much sets up residence on Derek’s couch, who doesn’t seem to mind. And there is something about Derek just one day noticing that it permanently smells like him in the corner of the couch..


stiles being pushed out of the pack, running away, and getting sick because he was abandoned before Derek realizes what he’s done and goes after him.


Stiles and Derek are about to get it on but Derek looses control and gives Stiles the Alpha bite. Stiles freaks out over the whole thing, shunning Derek and later learns that Derek did it instinctively to protect his mate.


during a pack meeting at the hale house scott wanted allison to be a part of the pack but stiles snapped at him and told him no because he and the others weren’t comfortable with her yet


Laura and Stiles were like bros, and Derek initially didn’t like Stiles but naturally that didn’t last. During the summer Stiles goes away for a while and comes back all bamf (I think he has tattoos??) and he has magic and he may or may not exhaust himself too quickly so they all find out.


The sheriff is dead, killed by some werewolf. Stiles is taken in by the remaining Hale pack. Peter is the Alpha and Derek is his beta. At first Stiles hates werewolves and Derek but slowly they fall in love. Peter killed the sheriff and Laura.  And he was also behind the killing of Dereks parentes I think. I remember that Stiles helps Derek during his heat in this and that in the end Derek kills Peter and it Sterek endgame.  Derek is a beta and older then Stiles. Derek is a bit shy . Slow build Sterek and I don’t remember if it’s a one shot or not but it’s complete


Melissa plays a big part in it. She follows Stiles to Derek’s loft, and Stiles is holding Derek’s shirt crying and Derek doesn’t know what to do. I know that Melissa invites Derek to start grocery shopping with Stiles and her, there’s this part when Stiles wants to buy veggie burgers for his dad, but Derek points it out the trans fat in it.


Sterek one, and the only thing I remember is that there is a quote repeating in the fic, and one of them read it in a magazine or a book - how you fall in love with people once you see them how they act when no-one is looking


Derek and stiles, I think they broke up and stiles is in his apartment and Derek wants to come in and the window is locked but he stills comes in by breaking the bolt


Stiles teaches himself how to use a sword by using a stick and YouTube videos. I am pretty sure it’s sterek and I know he does use an actual sword at some point in the fic…. also, I think he has magic


Sterek? Scott, allison, mr argent call a pack meeting in the argent basement (to talk about alphas?) and pov stiles arrives last and has a panic attack, Derek’s pack comfort him and guard him and derek gets angry and like yells ‘what did you do to him?!??’ And declares stiles part of his pack.


Stiles and Scott moved to NY where Scott is bitten, Stiles starts having magic.


stiles was largely ignored by he group of people at home so his half sister who he has never met brings Claudia back as a ghost and forces the group to watch stiles through visions and won’t let them contact him 


sugar baby! Stiles and sugar daddy! Peter somewhere in tumblr. I remember the part that stiles decided to leave and peter came back to a empty house without knowing.


stiles and isaac. I remember that they were trapped or stuck somewhere, and they were arguing. Isaac said something about being stuck with dead weight, and stiles said that Isaac was like his father  


ficlet: Mason is with Liam going to school and spots Derek, and starts drooling. They go to the pack meeting at a library (or school), then Mason realizes that it’s Sterek.


Lydia tells stiles that he only says he is in love with her when he’s bored (or lonely?) and this is actually sterek


Sterek (maybe Steter) and Derek(?) tells Stiles a story. The story is about control or why the moon affects werewolves or? Basically, a human loves a werewolf but hates losing him to the moon’s pull and so she binds the moon to her and the wolves are trapped as wolves and have to make her put the moon back    


Lydia tells Stiles that Derek is a nuclear engineer major and Stiles was very attracted to that and another that Derek was a video game designer and Stiles was also very into that, what I am asking is: can you guys rec me some fics Stiles is totally attracted to Derek but also his nerdy/brainiac profession/majo 


Sheriff dies, leaving Stiles all alone. And Derek Hale offers to take him in and Laura Hale’s alive. In this fic, Stiles was tatted up and had a certain distinguished tattoo from trying to bring his mom back to life and failing, which he tries to avoid the topic as much as possible because, well, awkward.


Derek left and later reunites with Stiles in New York.  Stiles has a kid with Allison, who lives next door, but the kid doesn’t like Allison.  Derek moves in temporarily with Stiles.  Derek leave at the end of season 1, stiles is angry, so is allison, they destroy the hale house then have sex, fast forward or maybe it a flash back. Stiles lives in NY and meets derek again invites derek to live with him. I think stiles had a kid with allison. But it ends up sterek but with alot of angst and feels. Theres one scene where derek goes to meet allison and lydia and he thinks lyds is the mum to stiles’ kid but nope 


Jennifer seduces Derek using a notebook full of How To Be Like Stiles tips, which the gang finds when they break into her apartment and Lydia locks Peter inside when they have to bail because Cops and then Stiles Panics A Lot


Stiles goes up against  a tentacle monster, which implants its baby eggs in stiles like he’s an incubator for safe keeping. Stiles ends up at Deaton’s clinic where he has to squeeze the egg sacks out and Derek is like a an unconventional birthing partner. I remember that Deaton gets him to 'birth’ them into a bucket


Stiles dates Derek, who is a copy, but it’s actually a dream world and Derek is the Nogistune. And at the end stiles wakes up from his coma and doesn’t tell anyone. 


it was a western AU where Derek seeks a bride and starts communications with Stiles, who he assumes is female, plain and barren and invites him to his ranch and sends him money for warm clothes. Ofcourse he’s shocked when Stiles appears and thinks it might"ve been a prank, but takes him in anyway. It was either a short or unfinished  


Stiles think people thought he’s a loser and all that but the truth is people are actually intimidated by him (tumblr fic/au)


Stiles and Derek are mates and can’t keeps their hands off each other but they’re told they won’t bond unless they have “penetrative sex” so they’re like cool blowjobs then and Deaton is like wtf do you think penetrative means you heteronormative idiots, blowjobs count


tiles left BH but hes coming back because everyone is, i think its a hoilday, i cant remember much but i think its post season 3a but now their in college. And the only definite thing I remember is that scott was a massive horn ball, after he cheated on kira she left him and he sleeps around alot, goes on tinder, i think isaac was stuck in a car w/ him and said he smell like vagina and cum comingback from the airport 


where during 3a the parents have been kinapped and the pack is trying to get them back and jennifer made a deal with stiles 'you for the parents’ he goes along with it and she kills him and makes the pack listen to it over the phone and she stabbed him. i think hes a spark, and also he comes back eventually 


Stiles has wings in it and it’s set suring the time that the alpha pack is there. Cora remembers stiles from when he helped her during the hale fire 


Derek and Stiles break up bc Derek moved out of Beacon Hills and thinks that Stiles could do better than staying in BH. then Derek returned and Stiles has to save the pack’s butt bc a monster’s on the loose. overall angst w/ a happy ending.


stiles and derek get into a fight but derek still comes to the lacrosse game, stiles is goalie and one of the opponents calls someone a faggot (stiles or danny) and the team is angry but stiles is like 'your just jealous because i can handle stick better than you’, he gets his hands bashed but his ambidextrous, sheriff is in the know. 


long and stiles got pregnant in it. Stiles also turned out to be magic, and Allison was a bad guy who tried to kill Stiles while he was pregnant 


Hogwarts au and stiles was trying to get at Derek who was a French foreign exchange student


Derek is an alpha, Aiden abduct Stiles and gets him pregnant, then Stiles escapes and goes back to derek with his kid then Aiden abduct him again them Stiles escapes again and him and Derek get married and Scott and Isaac adopt a kid 


Mpreg,Sterek. Stiles went out all alone with his baby & once he got home, where others are out, he slipped on an ice in front of his house with him still holding the baby & the baby, knowing Stiles is hurt, is like crying so loud that the pack who were far could sense the baby’s distress. Erica Isaac are the people who found Stiles with broken backbone & crying baby. 


after some monster of the week, Stiles gave Scott and Alison a ride and they went in the backseat and started making out, and Stiles was fuming 😤 at their nerve. After that Stiles goes looking for Derek (and his pack?) and Sterek happens at a slow pace. But, end game was Sterek, I think Scott wasn’t such a good friend


stiles stops the hale fire. And I mean by minutes. For some reason he goes out to the hale house and finds the place on fire and he is able to use his spark to destroy the barrier. It was probably stiles/Derek or stiles/peter and it was decently long. 


sterek fan fiction I read where Derek’s wolf wants stiles so much it takes over and just follows stiles around.


Derek has to have sex with Stiles because Stiles is dying, and bite him halfway through? Stiles was in pain the whole time and Derek loathed it too. I think maybe Stiles was cursed, or bitten by something else, or poisoned


sheriff pov, i THINK it starts with sheriff opening the door to derek carrying a wounded or passed out stiles and derek takes him to his room and is basically “ok i got this” and the sheriff is thinking “ummm wth derek hale knows where my son keeps his underwear?”


Peter Hale was a owner of an elite BDSM club. Derek and Stiles met there and then Derek won an auction for weekend with Stiles. The fic contains bondage, electrostimulation, edge play and other graphic stuff.


Stiles goes back in time before the hale fire. At some point in the fic Kate has Stiles at gun point and he shoots himself through the abdomen to shoot her.


stiles and Derek get a spell put on them by a witch so they can’t be far from each other so Derek goes to college with stiles and finishes his degree and they live together and get really domestic but don’t realize until Scott visits and mentions it


Derek is going into heat or something, and he keeps appearing in stiles room and trying to mark him with his scent and eventually mates/knots him. At some point im pretty sure derek pisses on him


Stiles is one of those mermaid performers? He teaches kids about the ocean and has pipes between exhibits so he can swim through and make it seem more authentic for the kids. I think it’s a marine biologist/aquarium place, but Derek starts working there and he’s reluctant to date a coworker but Sterek does eventually happen


stiles leaves beacon hills. He joins a new pack and is mated to their alpha. He comes back to save Isaac who has a sickness that one of his pack members had before and almost dies but is saved by his mate who uses magic in their rings I think to save him.


when you become an alpha you get extra powers. Derek ends up with the ability to take people’s injuries and illnesses instead of just their pain. I remember Peter saying the ability is rare because most alphas with it are killed or die; the horribleness of Derek healing from the illness he took from a stranger; and Stiles yelling at Derek to heal his dad in the hospital 


the pack gets notified by some council that they have one year to prove they are worthy of being a pack and have the territory of Beacon Hills. Derek then trains them in Werewolf Protocol. Etiquette, and attack skills I think Peter helps as well and I think Stiles his Derek’s mate. There are some on the counsel that wants them to fail. I think this is around season 4


 Stiles and Lydia were married and had twins, but Lydia dies and Derek moves in to help out


sterek fic there is a city that is surrounded by a gate and you need special permission to get in and Stiles finds out Derek is his mate but Derek wants nothing to do with it after they sleep together but Stiles or both get really sick. It also has Parrish as a guard and falls in love with Lydia


Derek and Cora are road tripping and Derek sends Stiles postcards from all the places he’s been.

(update 5/22/17)

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Fic: Heart’s Companion (AO3 link)
Fandom: Flash, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl
Pairing: Mick Rory/Leonard Snart, Mick Rory & Kara Danvers

Summary: In this world, people find the right Pokémon egg for them and hatch their very own pokédaemon, their most faithful companion, the one who reflects their soul. Touching another person’s daemon is like touching their soul itself, an honor reserved only for the closest of friends, family and lovers.

Leonard Snart and Mick Rory know this very well.

(Kara Danvers doesn’t because it’s not a thing on her Earth. Oops!)

A/N: I blame @oneiriad for this idea. Fusion with Pokémon and daemons (Golden Compass/Northern Lights).


Len’s always been good at getting into places he oughtn’t be.

His mother, before she died, used to tell stories of how he was no sooner home than crawling and no sooner crawling than in trouble. Her Ninetails, long and sleek and warm, quickly grew accustomed to being climbed upon by an eager toddler.

Len’s father had married her for her Ninetails. She made a much better mascot for his informal business - egg-smuggling - than his own daemon, a Muk with a snarling demeanor.

Egg-smuggling, of course, was incredibly illegal. Normal eggs were everywhere, of course, hatching perfectly regular Pokémon. But somewhere in the many eggs scattered around, each person was fated to meet the egg that their presence would cause to hatch, to meet their daemon - their heart’s companion - at the proper time, typically around puberty. It’s said that you get the Pokémon that reflects your soul, but everyone knows that people tend to hatch the eggs they see around them. A wooded area has Eevees and Caterpie by the dozens; a seaside village is filled with Psyducks and Tentacools; a mining quarry has more Geodudes and Diglets than they know what to do with. Scientists have long wondered: is it that people are affected by their surroundings? Or is it that the quantity of eggs laid in the surrounding area that makes it more likely that you’ll encounter an egg of a specific type?

The rich and powerful prefer the latter theory. See, the rich want something new and different, something uncommon and rare. And, well, if what matters is what you’re exposed to and all you ever handled were rare imported eggs, then eventually, that’s what would hatch for you - or so goes the theory.

And from that theory, there started the black market trade of egg-smuggling.

Len had been content with the idea of finding his own daemon the natural way, thank you; he preferred the warm, generous love shared between his mother and her Ninetails, which she’d hatched at twelve, than the coldly efficient alliance of interest between his father and his Muk, hatched when his father had been nineteen and already involved in the egg-smuggling trade.

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The Doctor: A Ballbusting Story

Once again, another story that I wrote so long ago.

Dan walked into the doctor’s office feeling tired as hell. It was eight in the morning, and partying until the early hours of the night before had not been a good idea, but whatever. He couldn’t care less, partly because he wasn’t worried about his health, and also because he was a little hungover. Dan walked over to the desk to check in for the appointment.

“Hi, I’m just checking in for my appointment today with Dr. Stone?” He asked the pretty nurse behind the counter.

“Aha, you must be Dan.” She replied. “I have to inform you because Dr. Stone is out today, but a substitute is willing to see you, provided you are ok with that?” She asked.

Dan hesitated. “Yeah, thats fine with me.” He said after thinking about it. He liked Dr. Stone, but he didn’t feel like coming back in another day after waking up so early.

“Ok, great!” The nurse said with a smile. “Just head on down to room number three and Dr. Anderson will join your shortly.” Dan walked down to room number three and saw that the door was closed. He knocked, wondering if anybody was in there, but he got no response. Dan opened the door and took a seat on the examination table. After a few minutes, the door opened again and Dr. Anderson walked in.

Dan had not been expecting his doctor to be a woman, but an attractive woman at that. She had dark hair up in a bun, and smooth, olive colored skin. She was tall, maybe five foot ten, and had nice, round breasts. She was wearing a white doctor’s coat with a light grey button down top underneath. She had on a navy skirt and brown flats.

“Hello, Dan. My name is Dr. Anderson and I will be filling in today.” She said with a smile. “But you can just call me Jamie.” She added, taking a seat on one of the chairs in the room.

“It’s nice to meet you, Jamie.” Dan said, trying to to put on his best smile. He had to admit, she was pretty cute. He guessed that she was maybe twenty-six or twenty-seven, but it was hard to tell.

“So, lets get down to business, shall we?” Jamie asked. Dan nodded indifferently and stood up. First she took his weight, then his height. Then she had him lie down on the table so she could listen to his heart. Dan laid back on the table, and Jamie walked over with her stethoscope and reached up his shirt, listening to his heart. She bent forwards over Dan because the stethoscope was short, and he got a good look at her soft, round cleavage.

“Ok, Dan, so everything looks good to me. You are seventy-four inches tall and weigh one hundred and eighty-three pounds. Your heart sounds fine as well.” Jamie sat back in her chair with her clipboard as she took notes. She crossed her left leg over her right and let her flat dangle in the air by her toes. She bobbed her foot back and forth, her flat rocking back and forth. “Now, tell me how you are feeling. Are you ok?” Jamie asked.

“Uh, I’m feeling good. Life’s good.” Dan mumbled. Jamie curled her toes and slid her heel in and out of her flat.

“Ok, and how are you doing under the hood?” She asked, taking notes.

Dan squirmed in his seat. “Uh, it’s all good.” He said.

“Ok,” Jamie replied, taking more notes. “Are you performing testicular checks about once a month?” She asked, looking up at him.

“Uh…No, uhh…I kind of forgot what that is.” Dan responded awkwardly. He felt embarrassed talking to a female doctor about this kind of thing.

“Ok, no problem. Basically, once a month, you want to take your testicle in your hand and slide it through your fist. If you feel any weird bumps, or something of the sort, just report it to your doctor.” She said. Dan Suddenly got an idea.

“Well, uhh…I still don’t really get it. I, uhh…I know this is kind of embarrassing, but could you maybe…Erm…Show me?” He asked, trying his best to look innocent. He wouldn’t mind Jamie feeling him around a little bit; she was pretty attractive.

“Well, I suppose I could if you really need it.” She replied as she set her clipboard down. “Stand up here for me, would you?” She asked. Dan slid off of the table and stood on the ground in front of her.

“Ok, now take off your pants and underwear.” Jamie said. Dan obliged, and he slid his pants and underwear down off of his legs and set them aside. Jamie walked towards him until they were almost touching, before she reached her hand down and took one of his balls in her hand.

“So, what you want to do first is get a good grip on it like this.” She said, before squeezing down violently on Dan’s nut with her fist. Dan was startled from the sudden pain as she pressed her thumb hard into his ball. Jamie pushed him back into the side of the exam table and stared him in the eyes as she tortured him. Dan’s eyes began to water from the pain.

“You know, I saw you looking down at my tits, and I knew you were lying when you asked me to show you how to do a testicular check! You just want me to feel you up, and now you can have what you want.” Jamie said angrily. She stepped her feet out of her flats and let go of Dan’s testicle. She then stepped back and gave him a mighty kick in the crotch with her foot, causing Dan to double over in pain. Jamie then reared her leg back once more and fired it into his balls, crushing them up against him with her toes. Dan lost all of the air in his lungs as he fell forwards onto the ground, Jamie’s bare feet only inches from his nose.

“How do you feel now?” Jamie asked, towering over him. “Do your balls still need inspection?” She bent down and dragged Dan over until he was kneeling in front of her chair, which she promptly sat down in. Her toes skimmed the ground lightly as her heels rested on the legs of the chair. “Now look at me!” She demanded. Dan wearily looked up at her, and as soon as he did, Jamie stuck her right foot into his groin with lightning speed, pressing the top of her foot against his testicles, flattening them.

She then took her left foot and stuck it in his face, smothering his face with the bare sole of her foot. She looked down at him over her toes while she jabbed at his balls once again with her toes, hitting them square on with her feet. Dan tried to cry out in pain, but Jamie’s sole was covering his mouth. Jamie pulled her foot back and jabbed her toes out again, striking his right nut with her big toe and ramming it into his pelvis. Dan recoiled from the blast of pain and fell onto his back.

Jamie stood up and pressed the sole of her foot into his balls, squishing them as she mashed her foot around, her sole cradling his balls against his pelvis. She kneeled down on her right knee, and she put her left foot onto Dan’s nuts, pressing down hard on them. She then reached out and took his cock in her hands and began to slide her hand up and down.

“Lets find out how quickly I can milk you if I put a little pressure on your testicles, shall we?” Jamie leaned forwards and put more of her body weight on his balls, which were trapped under her bare foot. Dan felt them flatten out against the hard tiled floor of the doctor’s office. He cried out in pain while she tortured his nuts, while at the same time moving her hands up and down his hard cock, milking him. She tightened her grip on his cock and pumped faster, while putting more weight on his testicles.

Finally he came, spilling semen all over Jamie’s hands. His orgasm didn’t even feel good, seeing as it was forced out of him by Jamie’s left instep. She didn’t even bother getting it all out, for she simply let go of his cock and dragged him to his feet. She pushed his back against the wall and slammed her knee into Dan’s crotch with all the strength she could muster. He groaned in pain and almost fell to the ground, but Jamie caught him.

She backed up slightly and curled her right leg into the air, stretching her foot up above her head and pressing it into Dan’s chin with her toes, tilting his head back. Her skirt stretch out, revealing the fact that Jamie was not wearing any panties. She slid herself towards Dan until her pussy was pressing up against him. They stood their for a few moments until Jamie slammed her fist into his balls, crushing them with her knuckles. Dan would have fallen to the ground as he shrieked in pain, but only Jamie’s foot caught him.

She backed up and stuck her right foot directly into his groin, mashing his testicles against the wall with the bottoms of her toes. Dan cried out in pain, and Jamie removed her foot from his balls. She immediately dragged him over to her chair and sat him down, then climbed on to his lap, straddling his legs with hers. Her hands gently found a grip on Dan’s eggs, squeezing them lightly.

Jamie leaned forwards and kissed Dan on the lips, sliding her tongue into his mouth, caressing his tongue with hers. Meanwhile, her grip on his jewels tightened like a vice, making him want to scream in pain, but he was unable to as Jamie pressed her mouth against his, kissing him furiously as he tried to scream. It was a moment later when she released him and stood up. Dan hardly had a moment to rest before she dragged him back up onto the exam table and laid him down on his back.

Jamie pulled her right leg high above her head, much like she had earlier, and held it there for a few moments in suspense. She gazed at Dan with merciless eyes as she brought her heel down from high above her and smashed it into his testicles with enormous force. Dan felt his left nut give instantly under the crushing force of her heel with a loud pop, and he screamed in pain before he blacked out.


When Dan awoke, he immediately felt the roaring pain that was coming from his crotch. With a start, he realized that she had popped one of his balls, and all of a sudden, the pain intensified. It took him a moment to realize that Jamie was sitting on a chair behind his head her feet hanging in the air above him.

“Good afternoon, sleepy head.” She said as she pressed her feet down and forced her toes into his mouth. Her heels hung in the air right above his eyes as she wiggled her toes around inside his mouth. “Do they taste good?” She asked, giggling like a little girl. Dan tried to protest, but his words were smothered by Jamie’s feet.

“Oh, do you want to say something?” She asked quizzically. “In that case, let me just finish something real quick, and then you can tell me what you have to say.” With that, Jamie pulled her feet out of Dan’s mouth and stood up. She walked down until she was in between his legs, and before he could say anything, she stomped her left foot squarely onto his nut, her foot flattening out against the hard tile floor and his one testicle flattening under her foot.

“I don’t think that your testicles will need any inspection after this.” Jamie said, with a devilish smile on her face, as she raised her right foot off of the ground, putting all of her weight on Dan’s one remaining ball. Dan felt his one remaining testicle rupture under Jamie’s sexy bare foot, and he didn’t have a chance to cry out in pain before the blackness swallowed him.

Advanced Egg Hunting

Cara stood straight, hands clasped in front of her, trying with all her might not to fidget. This was her first time participating in the big girl’s Easter egg hunt, after all, and she needed to make a good impression. She wore a cute pastel blue sundress and had flowers braided into her hair, but below the beltline, she wore nothing. As her eyes drifted nervously around at the other girls, it seemed like they were all similarly dressed, cute and frilly but with easy access down below.

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Rodimus/Rung NSFW Fic

Title: An Eggs-perience 

Word count: 2,448
Tags: Egg/ Ovipostion TRANSLUCENT PLATING! tummy-bulge

“H-hey, Rung,” Rodimus sweated his embarrassment as he leaned in the open arch of Rung’s doorway, fidgeting. His arms protectively covered his stomach as he swayed from heel to heel, “Do you have a minute? I need to speak to you.”

“Rodimus, I’m with a patient, you’ll have to wait.”

“Oh,” the denial appeared to be something Rodimus genuinely wasn’t expecting and he looked surprised to see Pipes was lying on the berth, as if until now Pipes had been invisible, “That’s okay. Pipes, can you come back later?”

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capt-syvennia  asked:

Will we be seeing inside your BB nestbox??

I do not have a live stream, I just put a camera in there and can see what is going on at my desk. Occasionally, I take pics or film what is going on. I have an almost two-minute grainy video of her squeezing out her first egg lol, but I do not think anybody wants to see that. I film and take pics with my phone from the computer screen. I will update though if people are interested :)

Adult Life Cheat Sheet

1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.

2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!

3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.

4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.

5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.

6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.

7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.

8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!

9. Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

10. Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.

11. Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.

12. Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.

13. Newspaper weeds away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.

14. Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can’t see easily.

15. No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.

16. Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn’t hurt the plant and the squirrels won’t come near it.

17. Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.

18. Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and … guess what! … static is gone.

19. Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don’t dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using)

20. Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!

21. Re-opening envelopes
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.

22. Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It’s cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It’s also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn’t like when you tried it in your hair.

23. Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it ½’ with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

24. Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it ‘home,’ can’t digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don’t have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!

25. Dryer Filter
Even if you are very diligent about cleaning the lint filter in your dryer it still may be causing you a problem. If you use dryer sheets a waxy build up could be accumulating on the filter causing your dryer to over heat. The solution to this is to clean your filter with with a toothbrush and hot soapy water every 6 months.

anonymous asked:

I wonder if you or anyone remembers this fic. Stiles goes up against a tentacle monster and kind of gets raped. The tentacle monster implants its baby eggs in stiles like he's an incubator for safe keeping. Stiles ends up at Deaton's clinic where he has to squeeze the egg sacks out and Derek is like a an unconventional birthing partner. I remember that Deaton gets him to 'birth' them into a bucket?

I couldn’t find it. But it’s still on our lost fic page so hopefully someone else will recognize it!  - Anastasia

Originally posted by tentaclesarms

🚀 dan’s younow october 4, 2016 🚀

read on google drive with links

-it’s so cold in england and it’s a great thing

-little known fact about AmazingPhil - he is the guy dancing in the spooky scary skeletons video

-the youtube red films are TOMORROW

-dan and phil together squeezed an egg out of their orifices

-the youtube red films will be out in the evening uk time tomorrow around 7pm

-they are both feature length films and the tatinof show is like an hour and a half long

-the dan and phil stage show is a celebration of the history of them and things like llamas are just to make you laugh with/at them

-the narrative of the show - this meta commentary of dan and phil

-the show is nothing too serious but hopefully you’ll be able to watch back and talk about it

-tomorrow they’re just going to dump the ytr shows on us and leave us with them

-they’ve spent so long creating tatinof and the show and tabinof are the most important things to them

-they’re excited to release the shows to the world

-they filmed those 5 days of gifts videos backstage at their photoshoot

-they forgot to say hello and do an introduction for the video on phil’s channel

-more tatinofshow things being posted tomorrow

-they’re doing something out of the box for the release of DAPGO


-the youtube gif tweets are witchcraft (one and two)

-their entire house is full of things like golden jackets

-the youtube red billboard will be in LA

-he’s not ready, we’re not ready, wherever phil is he’s not ready for tomorrow

-me, an intellectual

-the new bon iver album is incredible

-he likes the new danny brown album and phil said he had an “eager voice”

-undertale and dil videos soon

-he’s smashing his desk

-”are dan howell furry?”

-the tatinof film will appeal to all of their audience

-enthusing about battlestar galactica

-interrupted his rant to acknowledge the chat telling him to play the piano: #FUCK OFF

-back to battlestar galactica

-talking about anime

-crunchyroll emailed them offering to send them on a food tasting tour in japan but they had to say no because they were about to go on the US tour

-he’s not quitting youtube

-his peace signs need to die

-he needs to change his twitter icon

-his peace signs and humour are a coping mechanism

-he has now been outside

-they watched the new pokemon trailer in japanese then immediately found the version in english

-the whiskers come from within

-there’s a lot of viewers in both of the films

-phil’s shrimp alberta repulses him

-we shouldn’t assume a shrimp or anyone’s sexuality

-phil is making him watch x factor

-dismount your tall stallions

-game of thrones has ruined him so melisandre is his favourite

-the sherlock fandom are so wild

-ranting about mario kart

-he’ll change his online presence to spooky during spooky week cause he doesnt want to be promoting tatinof with his name as Howellpumpkin or something

-he watched a terrifying documentary on scientology

-louis theroux is one of his favourite people

-harambe for halloween

-they’re running out of space in the flat they’ve accumulated so much crap


-he feels chill but also slightly worried about tomorrow

-youtube colour corrected their 7sc video and it’s hilarious also edited phil’s eyes he looks like an alien

-tomorrow we will live in a post-tatinof universe

-goodbye ducklings

Dans live show 10/4/16

•he has shitty Internet at the moment
•it’s cold in England
•somebody In chat: you look like the dancing pumpkin gif
•"SOMEBODYS feeling ‘choke me please’“
•he’s excited to watch the documentary again
•"it’s like I squeezed out an egg with PHIL”
•watch the stage show first and then the documentary
•TATINOF is a celebration of dan and PHILS history
•it’s also an epic roast of everything they’ve ever put on the Internet
•they forgot to film a “hello” for PHILS newest video talking about it so they used the one from dans
-great theme
-“it looks snazzy”
~talks about the new banners~
•they might use more glitter jacket pictures in the future
•it was dans idea for them to be to be in gold jackets exploding in space
•"everybody’s saying #getphil, and I not good enough for you?“
•PHILS busy
•he would never wear blue jeans
•he hasn’t seen SHREK the musical
~googles it to see if it’s still in London~
•listen to gorilla (the band)
•they will do something for DAPGO(not a signing)
•THEYRE trying to think outside of the box
•he wants lasers and a Kanye performance at his funeral
•"make dans funeral lit”
•"you’re not ready, I’m not ready, wherever phil is, he’s not ready"
~talks about Bon IVERS Album~
(I listened to it, its weird but super relaxing)
•he only listened to a short clip of “this town”
•he tabbed it for later
•after TATINOF will be undertale and then maybe DIL
•he forgot what he was talking about
*violently dabs*
•after spooky week they will finish undertale
(#playlpiano is in the chat)
•battle star galatica is one of the best shows he’s ever watched
•"everybody’s saying #playpiano WELL HASHTAG FUCK OFF"
(Wow ok dans sassy)
(People started #PlayPianoYouAss)
(I love the phandom)
•"I have good taste, you can trust me"- talking about battle star galatica
•he finished food wars
•no llamas in 2017
•he said he will stop price signs
•he needs a new twitter icon that he will hate and that all of us will hate
•he said (contradicting himself) that he will probably not actually stop piece signs
•THEYRE a coping mechanism to his awkwardness
•he said Bon Iver was influenced by Kanye
•he did outside after two weeks
~talks about Felix using dans icon and name on twitter~
•"I love Felix so much"
•they watched the Pokémon trailer in Japanese
•"sardonic"- dan is using bigs words
(He’s really good at killing us all)
•somebody asked if the whiskers are ending and he said no
•they have too much meaning
•chat:get Phil to drag me
Dan: does Phil drag people
•he hates Alberta and that she’s gross
•PHILS making him watch X factor
•Matt is his favorite
•apparently Matt looks like Louis Tomlinson
•he’s offended by honey G
(#talkaboutclowns is now in the chat)
•"whenever anything gets too emotional, burn it to the ground"
•he knows nothing about the clowns
•we all deserve to die according to
•he’s hasn’t done a live show that doesn’t mention Sherlock since summer of 2012
•Apparently there’s gunna be new Mario kart tracks
•he might change his branding and make it spooky during spooky week
•he watched a documentary on Scientology
(#pumpkinhowell is trending in ten chat) he started that one himself
~talks about harambe~
•he cares very deeply about us because we mean a lot to him
~has a really deep conversation about how he hopes we’re all happy~
•he got distracted and started talking about somebody’s dog
•he likes Troyes music
•he needs more storage
(#danneedastorage is the hashtag now)
•"finally a hashtag that makes sense"
•people are telling him to move into a bigger apartment
•"I feel strangely calm"- about TATINOF
•YOUTUBE color corrected the seven second video they did and now they look pink
•YOUTUBE also photoshopped PHILS eyes and he looks like an alien in the thumbnail
•he said phil looked fine before
•tomorrow will mark the beginning of us living in a post TATINOF world
•"goodbye ducklings"