mikazukiokami asked:

Uhhhh, Jade/Alec for the Drabble... Something sweet? Angsty? I don't know. :)

I wasn’t sure if you wanted platonic or romantic, but I do have a specifically romantic jalec prompt too, so I thought I’d make this one platonic and have one of each.

‘Jace, you idiot,’ Alec sobbed, cradling Jace’s head in his lap. Magnus had said Jace was going to be fine, but Alec didn’t want to leave him until he woke up. Magnus seemed to have accepted that there was no way he was going to persuade Alec otherwise, so he had simply placed a hand on Alec’s shoulder, squeezed lightly, and then left to go to bed. He needed his rest; he had used a lot of energy healing Jace.

Jace was pale and still dressed in his torn Shadowhunter gear, but he was now cleaned of blood and demon ichor. His hair fell over his forehead and his chest rose and fell gently. He may as well have been sleeping.

Jace coughed suddenly, rolling onto his side as though he was going to vomit. Alec grabbed him, worried he was going to fall off the edge, and gently rubbed his back until the coughing eased off.

‘Alec?’ Jace said hoarsely.

‘I’m here.’

‘Thank god.’ Jace sat up, scooting along the sofa so he could turn to face Alec.

Alec slapped him.

‘Alec!’ Jace gasped.

‘What the hell was that, Jace?’ Alec demanded. ‘You scared me to death! Why would you just throw yourself in front of a demon like that? I know you’re not an ordinary Shadowhunter but you still have your limits. You nearly died, Jace. Magnus said if the demon had stabbed you only a few inches higher up it would have punctured your heart. He said if I had gotten you here just a few minutes later than I did you’d have died anyway. By the Angel, Jace, I want to kill you!’

‘That would defeat the point of saving my life?’ Jace smirked.

‘I’m serious!’

‘I know,’ Jace said. ‘I’m sorry. I saw that demon coming towards you and I couldn’t just stand there and let it kill you.’

‘You don’t know it would have killed me.’

‘Well it nearly killed me, didn’t it?’

Alec sighed. ‘I just hate seeing you throwing yourself into danger like that.’

‘It’s not like you’ve never done it before,’ Jace said, raising his eyebrows. ‘It’s about time I paid you back for all the times you’ve risked your life to protect me.’

Alec wanted to argue, but couldn’t find the words. He wanted to say that Jace was a better Shadowhunter than he was, and so his life was more precious. He wanted to say it didn’t matter what Alec had done, he hadn’t done it to get favours in return. But the way Jace was looking at him – his golden gaze fixed levelly on Alec’s, no trace of humour in his expression at all – told Alec that Jace thought exactly the same thing about him.

‘This is what being parabatai is for, right?’ Jace said. ‘Protecting each other. Looking out for each other. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you, Alec.’

Alec nodded. ‘I know. Parabatai.’

Jace grinned, then a sly look crossed his face. ‘Hey, Alec? Where you stroking my hair while I was unconscious.’

Alec seized a cushion and hit Jace over the head with it.

isendre-highvale asked:

"Close to You"

They’d both decided to reach for the book at the same time, which left them squeezed into a rather tight space there in the dusty stacks. Izzy looked wide-eyed and apologetic, while Athenaiea looked surprised and then… determined. Despite the screaming of the logical side of her brain that said this was a stupid, stupid move, the shorter mage surges those scant few inches to capture Isendre’s lips with her own. Fingers more used to holding a quill and turning pages slid upwards to trace Isendre’s jaw, turning her head slightly to deepen the kiss.


anonymous asked:

If you have a really sensitive gag reflex like I do (sometimes holding my pen in my lips makes me gag) then squeeze your left thumb in a fist. It turns the gag reflex off qDq //i may or may not have accidentally touched like the very back of my throat while trying this

I use this strategy also! It works pretty well. Thanks for the tip <3


anonymous asked:

Really the problem is/was just that my gag reflex is a bitch, and the tomato sauce was just the straw that broke the camel's back. And there wasn't any ass-fucking involved. I learned THAT lesson awhile ago

A good trick is to squeeze your left thumb in your fist, it eases up your gag reflex, I use it all the time when I deepthroat! And it’s a good thing you learned that lesson, just a shame it sounds like you had to learn the hard way lmao

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Fred Jackson Is Marshawn Lynch's New Backup

Fred Jackson is 34 years old. That’s well past the expiration date for a running back, so when the Bills dropped him, it looked like his career was at least close to its end. But Jackson, although he was never elite, is a respected player. He’s also cool with Marshawn Lynch. The friendship between the two prompted Jackson to pay Seattle a visit.

That trip was fruitful. Jackson has signed a one-year contract with the Seahawks

Former #Bills RB Fred Jackson has agreed on a one-year deal to join the #Seahawks, source said. He joins tag-teamer #Beastmode

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

September 4, 2015

The deal isn’t about squeezing whatever Jackson has left to give to the field. A big factor is how he could satisfy Lynch. Pro Football Talk notes that Jackson gives the introverted, press-averse Lynch another “confidant.” So Lynch is happy and Jackson has a job. Everybody wins.

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latenightfeel asked:

God.. I want to make your eyes roll back, fluttering as my fat shaft impales you over and over and over, raw ecstasy coercing through your every nerve, your toes curling as I dominate you with pleasure. My left hand squeezing your tit, rolling your clit between two fingers with my right, my thrusts never slowing, never letting up, my cock head pummeling your g-spot, your ass shaking as my hips slam against it again and again… ugh.

Oh my fucking goodness that would feel fucking amazing

latenightfeel asked:

God... I want to make your eyes roll back, fluttering as my fat shaft impales you over and over and over, raw ecstasy coercing through your every nerve, your toes curling as I dominate you with pleasure. My left hand squeezing your tit, rolling your clit between two fingers with my right, my thrusts never slowing, never letting up, my cock head pummeling your g-spot, your ass shaking as my hips slam against it again and again… ugh.

Mmm, sounds like a pleasurable time, when? ;) -Wild Rose🌹

p3rs3phon3 asked:

i have braces and i need to get them tightened every so often, the lady putting things in my mouth makes me gag and panic tho anything i can do to stop the gagging? squeezing my left thumb doesnt work, it just hurts my thumb

does anyone else have any tips? I don’t have a sensitive gag reflex so I’m not really good at advice on this one