square toes

anonymous asked:

I just remembered in Roald Dhal's The Witches, witches came from Norway. I thought it'd be cute if Edd asked Tord "Have you met another wizard?" and he's like "Oh you have no idea."

I think I read that book in first grade??? Idk if it’s the same one as the one I’m thinking, but if it is, clearly you’re missing the best part of this thought. Square feet/ no toe witches.

-Mod Juju

anonymous asked:

Hi, what are your essentials when you go to work or out in the evening, like what do you always take with you? And what is your favorite EdT fragrance?

“Dressing well is a form of good manners.”

Tom Ford

Navy blazer. If you have to pick one thing to invest in it’s a proper navy blazer. Wool, not cotton. Navy, not black. Never wear black suit separates unless you’re going to a wedding, going to a funeral, or work at the freaking Cheesecake Factory.

“You are either in your bed or in your shoes, so it pays to invest in both.”

John Wildsmith

Proper shoes with a matching belt. Round toe, never square toe. Your belt should always match your shoes. A few pairs of my shoes below.

A proper timepiece. One with a leather strap, one with a metal strap.

A quality leather wallet. You don’t want to go out with friends or a girl and when it’s time to pay the bill you pull out your velcro wallet and pull it open with the loudest “KRRRRUNCH” in the room as the velcro separates. That’s a nonstarter. My wallets below.

Cologne. Montblanc Legend, Swiss Army Classic.

Rule of thumb, if you’re going to wear cologne then take a shower with unscented soap and without aftershave to avoid mixing scents. You don’t want to walk around smelling like a middle eastern bazaar.