square root of two


Lesley Sharp:
“When Sky is copying people’s speech patterns, we both had to learn the square root of pi to two or three dozen decimal places, but it was almost impossible to keep up with David.  His speech pattern, the rate at which he speaks, is phenomenally fast.  Really, really quick.  He learns pages and pages and pages.  And the rate at which he speaks is the rate at which he thinks.  Russell explained to me that David’s Doctor has a lot to say, because that’s David.  He’s so bright.  Isn’t that brilliant though?  The things that Russell thinks about and then re-interprets - I think they’re both amazing.”
        – from DWM #397

From the Midnight DVD Commentary (with David Tennant, Russell T. Davies, and director Alice Troughton):
David Tennant: We did rehearse the pi-number quite a lot…
Russell T. Davies: I remember you learning that the day after you got the script!  
DT: Yeah, I just thought, “Oh, I see…”
RTD:  You walked into the Sontaran read-though and just rattled off the square root of pi!
DT:  I got the script the night before, and thought, “He’s given me the square root of pi to 30 decimal places…  I’m gonna show him.”
RTD & Alice Troughton:  [big laugh]
DT: …and I got up early, and learnt it over breakfast
RTD: And it was brilliant!

The signs as things I've heard AP students say about the election
  • Aries: What the frick frack paddy whack diddly dack dakota pipeline shit is this.
  • Taurus: Bitch at this rate the bull market is gonna fucking get up and run down Wall Street screaming.
  • Gemini: In times like these it's good to be a two faced bitch.
  • Cancer: The majestic weave strikes again.
  • Leo: Um, no you can't shut down the EPA, cause then you'll want to shut down the environment altogether and then you'll go and invade Poland, and I am NOT having that shit.
  • Virgo: Oh holy lord have mercy on my vagina and reproductive rights, amen.
  • Libra: This isn't the red scare, it's the orange scare. Cause cheetos are orange. The president is a cheeto. <i>I'm scared</i>.
  • Scorpio: I truly believe Trump is the second coming.
  • Sagittarius: If only he could get his dick back up after the first coming.
  • Capricorn: If my calculations are correct, two plus two is the square root of the end of the world.
  • Aquarius: Quick, I need help hiding a body. My body. Specifically my pussy. Nobody finna grab my pussy.
  • Pisces: Suffering 2020™
  • ban ryu: alright then han sung. since you say you're that smart, solve this without using any calculator. find the arc length of three x times the square root of seven minus two from x equals zero to one half.
  • han sung: *stares at equation while deeply thinking* well, there are two 'twos' in the equation- minus two and the denominator from the one half. the number two sounds like the letter 'u', and u is between the letters 't' and 'v' in the alphabet.
  • han sung: but tvs aren't really relevant anymore because everybody has computers now, so it's kind like... if you have two tvs, what is it even-
  • han sung: *out loud* four.
  • ban ryu:
  • han sung:
  • ban ryu: ... that's right...
The signs as things said in math class

Aries: Okay one example done! Let’s stop

Taurus: That was easy so what’s the catch

Gemini: Where did that x come from?

Cancer: Did that Gemini really not see where the x came from? god

Leo: (some corny pun about pi)

Virgo: *after the bell rings* Wait what’s the assignment??

Libra: I’m dropping out lol

Scorpio: (in a defeated voice) Complete the square

Sagittarius: I’m just gonna go ahead and write “sorry” at the top of this test

Capricorn: Can yall shut UP while the teacher is talking im tryna LEARN

Aquarius: *raises hand* Um okay like….um…how did you….actually nvm, i got it

Pisces: *deep breath* x is equal to negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four ac all over two a

anonymous asked:

You seem like you know your stuff around women. Any advice on how to pick up girls? :/

Listen, you must confidently look at her in the eye and say:

“You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.”

And then you wink and back out of there, you do not want to appear too desperate. Leather jacket is optional, but highly recommended. Good luck 👍

I’ll always support you no matter what; Tony Stark x teen reader

Hey guys well this was my first Tony Stark oneshot that I had ever done and it was all came from after watching the Janet Jackson’s music video of “Rhythm Nation”. I feel like Tony even though loving that his child is a mini-genius like him, he would always support their dreams no matter if they wanted to go into the same line of work in math/science or do something completely far out from it like dancing or teaching or whatever. No matter what you do in life, never doubt that your parents aren’t gonna be there for you because they will no matter what it is. Be warned of swear words and mean comments.

Originally posted by iwantcupcakes


“And so if you take f(x) and divide it by the square root of two you get—” then the bell rang signaling that our instruction was over.  “Okay we’ll pick this lesson up first thing Thursday, and don’t forget to bring in a full advanced statistics equation of your choice for another fellow competitor to solve”. Our coach Professor Gooden said.

I packed up my stuff and put up the lab coats and just before I was about to leave, Professor Gooden stopped me and said,

“Hold on Miss. Stark, could I have a word with you?”

“Umm, now’s not a really good time, I’ve got somewhere else to be right now”.  The man spoke for so long way ahead of normal class time I only had about 10 minutes left.

“No, no this needs to be said now, it won’t take long”.

“Yeah right”. I muttered under my breath as I walked up to him and removed my bag from my shoulder and set it down beside me.

“Miss Stark, lately I haven’t been seeing you coming to our decathlon meetings, just recently last week you showed up and missed every single lesson and exercise we’re planning to do at the Regional’s a few weeks ago. Is there something going on at home? Or anything like that?”

“No sir, everything is fine bye!” I quickly raced out of the building and got into my motorcycle and drove off as fast as I could to the studio.

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Pickup Lines

Prompt ~ #34 “The way you flirt is shameful.” #96 “I’m sorry, what were you saying? I got lost in your eyes.”

Extra ~ Tim Drake x Reader

 It was suppose to be an average tutoring session, but you couldn’t help but tease your boyfriend with cheesy pickup lines. You loved the blush that would appear on his face and his nervous stuttering.

“Tim, life without you is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.” You smirked at his rosy checks.

“The way you flirt is shameful.” He replied, flipping through his textbook.

“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I got lost in your eyes.” Tim looked up, a smirk gracing his features.

“You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.” Your jaw dropped opened as he finished talking. Tim had used a pickup line and he didn’t even stutter. You quickly recovered and crawled closer to him.

“I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it you can give it back.” You laughed at his concentrated face.

“Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be Au Ti Full.” You finally closed the space between the both of you, lips ghosting over each other.

“I’m fascinated by the shape of your lips and how they fit perfectly with mine.” You pressed your lips with his. Tim’s hands gripping onto your waist while your hands ran through his hair.

From the entrance to Tim’s room Damian shook his head in disappointment while Jason and Dick high fived, Tim had finally used what they had taught him.

Cheesy Mika Goes 0 to 100 REAL QUICK

This request comes from @florcitaspasivas


Mika: Hey… Yuu… I think you must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

Yuu: What the hell?

Mika: Hey hey Yuu, you surely have eleven protons, because you’re sodium fine.

Yuu: What the actual fuck?

Mika: You must be a positive ion, and I’m a negative Ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

Yuu: What the fuck Mika-sempai?

Mika: We gotta be KITTYng BC we are purrfect *wink wink*

Yuu: Mika. What the FUCK?


Yuu: Oh… okay sure.


Originally posted by yoonkooks

Namjoon : “You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.*cough* yeah… cause’ I tend to break stuff when I’m nervous a-and you’re just so flawless..”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Jin: “Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you…*blinks* Yeah…Well technically I’m the most perfect , but that’s just a detail * hairflip* “

Originally posted by chokemejimin

Jimin : “Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. * smirks* How about we bet on who has the best booty? MY jibooty is willing to win *wiggles eyebrows*”

Originally posted by heavenly-minds

Taehyung : “Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel!!!!Can we take a picture too? Please!!! BRING ME TO MEET THEM VICTORIA SECRET ANGELS TOO!!”

Originally posted by kookie-bts

Jungkook: “Forget about Superman, Batman and Iron man. I’ll be your man.”

3 seconds later

“ * taps your shoulder* You know what? I think I’ll take back what I said about Iron Man.I can’t betray Iron man Y/N. I just can’t. ”’

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Hoseok : “Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later! *giggles* I’m just kidding !! How about we make some sunshines on the way back home instead? OR how about I make your sun shine *smirks*”

Originally posted by minyonngi

Yoongi : “ If I wasn’t  Father Louis Williams Suga Adams The third, I’d be under your spell.I would sin for you and no one else.May the Holy Tree Bless your existence”

Hope y’all enjoyed lolll <3 This was so funny to make lolll

BTW The Holy Tree is my side blog :) <3 Feel free to check it out :)

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The Signs as Pick Up Lines (Math Edition)
  • Aries: Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.
  • Taurus: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
  • Gemini: If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
  • Cancer: Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.
  • Leo: Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1.
  • Virgo: you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!
  • Libra: Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  • Scorpio: I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • Sagittarius: I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
  • Capricorn: You must be the square root of -1 because you cant be real.
  • Aquarius: You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
  • Pisces: Hey baby, what's your sin?
  • ...
  • Bonus: My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
who falls in love at 16 i have never felt this way about a person my love for you inhales me, sets fire to me, you are wading in my crimson blood and you taste so so sweet (honey, syrup, sometimes strawberries) on my tongue, i learn eight hours worth of goddamn high school classes each day and yet all i can be utterly and wholly sure of is that my love for you is more certain than the rising of the sun every morning, than death; i love you with the rounded teeth in my gums, the ringed tubes that lace my mouth to my stomach and lungs, i love you with the freckles on my arms, knees, shoulders, and with the papery darkness that my eyelids slide into place, i would die for you, with you, because of you, i love you, forever and with all of these ridiculous 16 (four squared, the square root of two hundred and fifty six) years i love you
—  j.s.j
Monsta X: Pick Up Lines

Hyunwoo: ‘Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.’

Hoseok: ‘You’re my favorite weakness.’

Minhyuk: ‘You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.’

Kihyun: ‘I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it, you can return it.’

Hyungwon: ‘You’re my cup of tea.’

Jooheon: ‘Hey, my name is microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?’

Changkyun: ‘Our smiles should touch now!’

The Average of Two Square Roots is Less than or Equal to the Square Root of the Avarage

File this under simple math things that make me unreasonably angry but are absolutely fascinating.

I mean… look at that… why???

anonymous asked:

You most be the square root of two. Because I feel irrational around you 😍😍 -🎠

I really like that 😂😂 made my day

anonymous asked:

Not sure if you take prompts, but just in case: tony purrs like a cat when hes happy/content and he cant control it ( steve (or/and bucky)/tony, please?)

I have to admit, I kinda went “Purring? Really? Ehhhhhh” but then I thought about it and was like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I set it in the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes universe, but you shouldn’t need to know much about it in order to enjoy the story. I was gonna work Bucky in but I ran out of steam. So this is Steve/Tony, Teen and Up, lots of purring. :D 


The first time Steve heard it, he wasn’t even sure what it was. Nobody else seemed to be picking up on the low, quiet, but steady bass rumble, or if they were, they weren’t bothered by it.

Perhaps it was something in the house. He hadn’t had much time to familiarize himself with Stark – now Avengers – Mansion before Zemo was trying to blow up parts of it, but now that the hazard was past, the Avengers were gathered in the still-intact grand dining room, chomping away at a massive assortment of strange foods in small white cartons. (Tony said it was Chinese; most of the Chinese that Steve had encountered before the war ran steakhouses.)

He’d picked something that looked mostly recognizable – meat and vegetables stirred up with noodles – and he had to admit it was great. But it was one more strange thing, and so he’d been focused on that when he’d heard the hum, and hadn’t noticed it at first.

No, not a hum, more like a purr; it had a sort of vibration to the noise. Perhaps Tony kept a cat. He seemed like the kind of fella who might even keep a big cat like a tiger, and let it prowl around at dinner. Or –

He cast a glance at Hulk, who had plucked an entire roast duck out of the mass of food and was systematically eating the whole thing, though Hawkeye – Clint? – was nipping little chunks of it when Hulk wasn’t looking.

But as he listened, the sound seemed to be coming from the other side of the table, near to Tony and Jan, who were amusedly watching Thor try to make conversation with Ant-Man – oh, what was his name, he’d have to ask someone – who was carefully feeding sweet sauce and bits of broccoli to a small swarm of very well-behaved insects. Maybe it was the insects.

He cocked his head, turning his ear to get a better sense of the sound. Jan was talking, but Tony –

That was it – Tony was humming, almost below the threshold of hearing now, a deep purr, not a song or a tuneless amble but a solid bass noise. Tony with his strange gold eyes and brain and mouth both going a mile a minute (though at the moment he wasn’t speaking), and his startling kindness.

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Midnight (behind-the-scenes)

Lesley Sharp on David Tennant:
“When Sky is copying people’s speech patterns, we both had to learn the square root of pi to two or three dozen decimal places, but it was almost impossible to keep up with David.  His speech pattern, the rate at which he speaks, is phenomenally fast.  Really, really quick.  He learns pages and pages and pages.  And the rate at which he speaks is the rate at which he thinks.  Russell explained to me that David’s Doctor has a lot to say, because that’s David.  He’s so bright.  Isn’t that brilliant though?  The things that Russell thinks about and then re-interprets - I think they’re both amazing.”
         – from DWM #397

Part 2 of the Midnight behind-the-scenes photosets [ here ]
All of my previous behind-the-scenes photoset posts can be found here.

{{ shockwave has spent more time on this than he’d like to admit }}

Megatron quickly draws up the graph.

His engine rumbles loudly in approval, his entire frame heating up - almost scorching - as his ember burns steadily brighter. At Shockwave’s intelligent guess to court him by using his love of mathematics. 

| You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you. | 

Followed up by another quick, teasing flirt.

|  I'm proving the existence of love at nth sight by induction, and you're going to be my base case. |

| In (hopeful) anticipation of our meeting. |

| Megatron of Polyhex. |