square root of two

The signs as things I've heard AP students say about the election
  • Aries: What the frick frack paddy whack diddly dack dakota pipeline shit is this.
  • Taurus: Bitch at this rate the bull market is gonna fucking get up and run down Wall Street screaming.
  • Gemini: In times like these it's good to be a two faced bitch.
  • Cancer: The majestic weave strikes again.
  • Leo: Um, no you can't shut down the EPA, cause then you'll want to shut down the environment altogether and then you'll go and invade Poland, and I am NOT having that shit.
  • Virgo: Oh holy lord have mercy on my vagina and reproductive rights, amen.
  • Libra: This isn't the red scare, it's the orange scare. Cause cheetos are orange. The president is a cheeto. <i>I'm scared</i>.
  • Scorpio: I truly believe Trump is the second coming.
  • Sagittarius: If only he could get his dick back up after the first coming.
  • Capricorn: If my calculations are correct, two plus two is the square root of the end of the world.
  • Aquarius: Quick, I need help hiding a body. My body. Specifically my pussy. Nobody finna grab my pussy.
  • Pisces: Suffering 2020™
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Lesley Sharp:
“When Sky is copying people’s speech patterns, we both had to learn the square root of pi to two or three dozen decimal places, but it was almost impossible to keep up with David.  His speech pattern, the rate at which he speaks, is phenomenally fast.  Really, really quick.  He learns pages and pages and pages.  And the rate at which he speaks is the rate at which he thinks.  Russell explained to me that David’s Doctor has a lot to say, because that’s David.  He’s so bright.  Isn’t that brilliant though?  The things that Russell thinks about and then re-interprets - I think they’re both amazing.”
        – from DWM #397


From the Midnight DVD Commentary (with David Tennant, Russell T. Davies, and director Alice Troughton):
David Tennant: We did rehearse the pi-number quite a lot…
Russell T. Davies: I remember you learning that the day after you got the script!  
DT: Yeah, I just thought, “Oh, I see…”
RTD:  You walked into the Sontaran read-though and just rattled off the square root of pi!
DT:  I got the script the night before, and thought, “He’s given me the square root of pi to 30 decimal places…  I’m gonna show him.”
RTD & Alice Troughton:  [big laugh]
DT: …and I got up early, and learnt it over breakfast
RTD: And it was brilliant!

  • ban ryu: alright then han sung. since you say you're that smart, solve this without using any calculator. find the arc length of three x times the square root of seven minus two from x equals zero to one half.
  • han sung: *stares at equation while deeply thinking* well, there are two 'twos' in the equation- minus two and the denominator from the one half. the number two sounds like the letter 'u', and u is between the letters 't' and 'v' in the alphabet.
  • han sung: but tvs aren't really relevant anymore because everybody has computers now, so it's kind like... if you have two tvs, what is it even-
  • han sung: *out loud* four.
  • ban ryu:
  • han sung:
  • ban ryu: ... that's right...

anonymous asked:

List 5 cheesy pickup lines you have used and failed.

Pick-up lines? Oh, I definitely have some cheesy ones from a few college blunders. 

In no particular order:

1. Are you a keyboard? Because you look like my type.

2. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

3. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart. 

4.  You must be the square root of two, ‘cause I feel irrational around you.

5.  You are my API; I want to know everything about you.

Cheesy Mika Goes 0 to 100 REAL QUICK

This request comes from @florcitaspasivas



Script:

Mika: Hey… Yuu… I think you must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

Yuu: What the hell?

Mika: Hey hey Yuu, you surely have eleven protons, because you’re sodium fine.

Yuu: What the actual fuck?

Mika: You must be a positive ion, and I’m a negative Ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

Yuu: What the fuck Mika-sempai?

Mika: We gotta be KITTYng BC we are purrfect *wink wink*

Yuu: Mika. What the FUCK?

Mika: I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND FUCK YOU.

Yuu: Oh… okay sure.

BTS AS PICKUP LINES

Originally posted by yoonkooks

Namjoon : “You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.*cough* yeah… cause’ I tend to break stuff when I’m nervous a-and you’re just so flawless..”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Jin: “Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you…*blinks* Yeah…Well technically I’m the most perfect , but that’s just a detail * hairflip* “

Originally posted by chokemejimin

Jimin : “Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. * smirks* How about we bet on who has the best booty? MY jibooty is willing to win *wiggles eyebrows*”

Originally posted by heavenly-minds

Taehyung : “Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel!!!!Can we take a picture too? Please!!! BRING ME TO MEET THEM VICTORIA SECRET ANGELS TOO!!”

Originally posted by kookie-bts

Jungkook: “Forget about Superman, Batman and Iron man. I’ll be your man.”

3 seconds later

“ * taps your shoulder* You know what? I think I’ll take back what I said about Iron Man.I can’t betray Iron man Y/N. I just can’t. ”’

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Hoseok : “Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later! *giggles* I’m just kidding !! How about we make some sunshines on the way back home instead? OR how about I make your sun shine *smirks*”

Originally posted by minyonngi

Yoongi : “ If I wasn’t  Father Louis Williams Suga Adams The third, I’d be under your spell.I would sin for you and no one else.May the Holy Tree Bless your existence”



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The Signs as Pick Up Lines (Math Edition)
  • Aries: Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.
  • Taurus: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
  • Gemini: If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
  • Cancer: Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.
  • Leo: Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1.
  • Virgo: you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!
  • Libra: Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  • Scorpio: I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • Sagittarius: I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
  • Capricorn: You must be the square root of -1 because you cant be real.
  • Aquarius: You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
  • Pisces: Hey baby, what's your sin?
  • ...
  • Bonus: My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

The Average of Two Square Roots is Less than or Equal to the Square Root of the Avarage

File this under simple math things that make me unreasonably angry but are absolutely fascinating.

I mean… look at that… why???

Monsta X: Pick Up Lines

Hyunwoo: ‘Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.’

Hoseok: ‘You’re my favorite weakness.’

Minhyuk: ‘You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.’

Kihyun: ‘I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it, you can return it.’

Hyungwon: ‘You’re my cup of tea.’

Jooheon: ‘Hey, my name is microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?’

Changkyun: ‘Our smiles should touch now!’

anonymous asked:

Not sure if you take prompts, but just in case: tony purrs like a cat when hes happy/content and he cant control it ( steve (or/and bucky)/tony, please?)

I have to admit, I kinda went “Purring? Really? Ehhhhhh” but then I thought about it and was like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I set it in the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes universe, but you shouldn’t need to know much about it in order to enjoy the story. I was gonna work Bucky in but I ran out of steam. So this is Steve/Tony, Teen and Up, lots of purring. :D 

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The first time Steve heard it, he wasn’t even sure what it was. Nobody else seemed to be picking up on the low, quiet, but steady bass rumble, or if they were, they weren’t bothered by it.

Perhaps it was something in the house. He hadn’t had much time to familiarize himself with Stark – now Avengers – Mansion before Zemo was trying to blow up parts of it, but now that the hazard was past, the Avengers were gathered in the still-intact grand dining room, chomping away at a massive assortment of strange foods in small white cartons. (Tony said it was Chinese; most of the Chinese that Steve had encountered before the war ran steakhouses.)

He’d picked something that looked mostly recognizable – meat and vegetables stirred up with noodles – and he had to admit it was great. But it was one more strange thing, and so he’d been focused on that when he’d heard the hum, and hadn’t noticed it at first.

No, not a hum, more like a purr; it had a sort of vibration to the noise. Perhaps Tony kept a cat. He seemed like the kind of fella who might even keep a big cat like a tiger, and let it prowl around at dinner. Or –

He cast a glance at Hulk, who had plucked an entire roast duck out of the mass of food and was systematically eating the whole thing, though Hawkeye – Clint? – was nipping little chunks of it when Hulk wasn’t looking.

But as he listened, the sound seemed to be coming from the other side of the table, near to Tony and Jan, who were amusedly watching Thor try to make conversation with Ant-Man – oh, what was his name, he’d have to ask someone – who was carefully feeding sweet sauce and bits of broccoli to a small swarm of very well-behaved insects. Maybe it was the insects.

He cocked his head, turning his ear to get a better sense of the sound. Jan was talking, but Tony –

That was it – Tony was humming, almost below the threshold of hearing now, a deep purr, not a song or a tuneless amble but a solid bass noise. Tony with his strange gold eyes and brain and mouth both going a mile a minute (though at the moment he wasn’t speaking), and his startling kindness.

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Happy Pythagorean Day!!!

Today is December 9th 2015.
As we all remember from grade school math class, Pythagoras of Samos was the Greek mathematician who is credited with determining the formula that states that, in a right-triangle, the length of the hypotenuse is the square root of the sum of the square of the other two sides:



a2 + b2 = c2
As luck would have it, today&#146;s date (12/9/15), also satisfies this condition.
122 + 92 = 152
or
144 + 81 = 225
Enjoy it, there are only 4 more in this century.
August 15th 2017
December 16th 2020
July 24th 2025
October 24th 2026

Since no one asked …
Given that we continue to use the MM/DD/YY format, below is a listing of a century’s worth of Pythagorean Days.

March 4th 2105
April 3rd 2105
June 8th 2110
August 6th 2110
May 12th 2113
December 5th 2113
September 12th 2115
Decmeber 9th 2115
August 15th 2117
December 16th 2120
July 24th 2125
October 24th 2126

Here’s the distribution of the first million digits of the square root of two’s decimal expansion.

Number of digits | is:
  0's |  99 818
  1's |  98 926
  2's | 100 442
  3's | 100 191
  4's | 100 031
  5's | 100 059
  6's |  99 885
  7's | 100 012
  8's | 100 347
  9's | 100 126

If each digit had a Bernoulli chance of coming up (like a 10-sided die), you’d expect to see 10 000 ± 30 times.  And going on with that same assumption, the chance of the least-frequent digit coming up less than 99 000 times would be something like one percent.

What does it mean?  I will meditate on this and expand √2 in different bases besides 10.

Independent:

In a wide-ranging interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Empire actor [Terrence Howard] revealed he has spent years working on his own logic which he has recorded in a language of symbols called Terryology, which will not be shared with the wider world until his work is patented.

[…]

Howard believes his discovery will significantly change the way that mathematics is taught for generations to come, and that if Pythagoras were around to see this discovery “he would lose his mind”.

"I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball? Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out. If Pythagoras was here to see it, he would lose his mind. Einstein, too! Tesla!,” he told Rolling Stone.

“This is the last century that our children will have to be taught that one times one is one,” he added.

[…]

Howard studied chemical engineering at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn until he fell out with one of his professors over the answer to the 1x1=1 conundrum.

“How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what’s the square root of two? Should be one, but we’re told its two, and that cannot be.”

Who told Terrence Howard that the square root of two is two?

slybones  asked:

“Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.”

Sans takes a second to recover, but then responds in kind.

“oh, that so? well, you gotta be the square root of two, ‘cause you’re making me irrational.”

Don’t get him started. He could go all day.