# square root of 1

are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

I just realized something.

There is a formula in math… it’s a+bi. This is how you write out numbers with i, which is the square root of -1, in them.

So (bear with me), let’s imagine that a = asexuality and bi = bisexuality.

A lot of people will refer to numbers in the a+bi form as imaginary, but that, in fact, is incorrect. These numbers are not “imaginary”, they are complex

sexualities that aren’t hetero- or homo- aren’t imaginary, they’re just complex.

Just a little reminder…

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Euler’s Identity: eiπ + 1 = 0.

Euler’s Identity is an Equation about constants π and e. Both are “Transcendental” quanti­ties; in decimal form, their digits unspool into Infinity. And both are ubiquitous in scientific laws. But they seem to come from different realms: π (3.14159 …) governs the perfect Symmetry and closure of the Circle; it’s in Planetary Orbits, the endless up and down of light waves. e (2.71828 …) is the foundation of exponential growth, that accelerating trajectory of escape inherent to compound interest, nuclear fission, Moore’s law. It’s used to model everything that grows.

What Euler showed is that π and e are deeply related, connected in a dimension perpendicular to the world of real things - a place measured in units of i, the square root of -1, which of course doesn’t … exist. Mathematicians call it an imaginary number. These diagrams are visual metaphors. Imagine a graph with real numbers on the horizontal axis and imaginary ones on the vertical. Exponential function, f(x) = ex, ordinarily it graphs as an upward swooping curve - the very paradigm of progress. But put i in there, Euler showed, and eix instead traces a circle around the origin - an endless wheel of Samsara intercepting Reality at –1 and +1. Add another axis for Time and it’s a helix winding into the Future; viewed from the side, that helix is an oscillating sine wave.The rest is easy: Take that function f(x) = eix, set x = π, and you get eiπ = -1. Rearrange terms and you have the famous identity: eiπ + 1 = 0.

That’s the essence of Euler’s alchemy: By ventur­ing off the real number line into this empyrean dimension, he showed that disruptive, exponential change (the land of e) reduces to infinite repeti­tion (π). These diagrams combine the five most fundamental numbers in math - 0, 1, e, i, and π - in a relation of irreducible simplicity. e and π are infinitely long decimals with seemingly nothing in common, et they fit together perfectly - not to a few places, or a hundred, or a million, but all the way to forever.

You can take this farther, too. If you write that function above in a more general but still simple form as f(x) = e(zx), where z = (a + bi), what you get is no longer a circle but a logarithmic spiral, combining rotation and growth - now both at the same time- These graceful spirals are also found everywhere in Nature, from the whorls in a nautilus shell to the sweep­ing arms of Galaxies. And they’re related, in turn, to the Golden Ratio (yet another infinite deci­mal, 1.61803 …) and the Fibonacci Sequence of Numbers (0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, …).

But the weirdest thing about Euler’s formula - given that it relies on imaginary numbers - is that it’s so immensely useful in the real world. By translating one type of motion into another, it lets engineers convert messy trig problems into more tractable algebra - like a wormhole between separate branches of math. It’s the secret sauce in Fourier transforms used to digi­tize music, and it tames all manner of wavy things in quantum mechanics, electron­ics, and signal processing; without it, computers would not exist.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real. ;))))

The Signs as Pick Up Lines (Math Edition)
• Aries: Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.
• Taurus: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
• Gemini: If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
• Cancer: Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.
• Leo: Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1.
• Virgo: you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!
• Libra: Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
• Scorpio: I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
• Sagittarius: I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
• Capricorn: You must be the square root of -1 because you cant be real.
• Aquarius: You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
• Pisces: Hey baby, what's your sin?
• ...
• Bonus: My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

The square root of 2 equals 1.41421356237… Multiply this successively by 1, by 2, by 3, by 4 and so on, and write down the integer part of each result. Beneath this sequence, make a second list of the numbers missing from the first sequence.

Then the differences between the upper and lower numbers in these pairs are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18…

Imagine being Sherlock’s rival, and settling who’s more intelligent once and for all

“Please, my intelligence is far superior.” you say, rolling your eyes at him. “You don’t even possess the most simple information.”

“Really?” he challenges. “Such as…?”

“What’s the square root of 1.5625?” you begin..

“Easy.” he shoots back. “It’s 1.25.”

“Yep.” you say. “The percentage increase in the area of a rectangle, if each of its sides is increased by 20% is…?”

He pauses for a moment, processing the question, then answers “44%.”

“Nice,” you say, a smirk growing on your face as you think of your next question. “I have one more question; who’s the Prime Minister of England at the moment?”

“Wh-” he breaks off, baffled. “Well, it’s… what does that have to do with anything?”

“Well, it’s common knowledge who the Prime Minister is, Mr. Holmes,” you say, shrugging. “I guess that proves I’m cleverer than you.”

You walk over to Watson, and throw a look over your shoulder, seeing Sherlock scratching his neck and shaking his head. “The Prime Minister?”

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

Nothing is real. There is no proof that anything exists. Nothing separates “fiction” from “reality”. Feelings are intangible. Do they exist? Does something need to be tangible to exist? Does existence exist? Why does anything need to exist? Is the void that will one day rise up and claim all our souls real? If I focus hard enough will my breasts no longer be real? These are the questions of the hour.

PSAT
• no calculator section: find the square root of the sun
• calculator section: whats 1+2

You’d think engineering and relationships would be similar.

There’s a task or a problem and you have to find a solution. Some problems are your fault, some aren’t, some are big, and some you just didn’t see coming. You could design the best system you possibly can and it could still fail.

People are irrational. The limit does not exist. Does not compute. What’s the square root of -1? You’re dividing by 0? What?

A couple of years ago the math department decided to get sweatshirts. We decided to get numbers on the sleeve and everyone started fighting over which number to get. Funny enough, none wanted a normal number, there was the square root of three, e, pi, et cetera. there was one woman who wanted the square root of negative 1, because you know, she was all I, I, I. I myself wanted 0! because I am number one. Turns out in the end we couldn’t get numbers on our sweatshirts because it was too expensive; we still spent 4 or 5 days arguing over who got which number.
—  Precalculus teacher giving a story so that we remember that 0!=1

Coleslaw has 8 letters. It is also a side dish. What else is a side dish? Potatoes (except they are actually good) Also 8 letters, 8 times 8 is 64. 64 divided by 64 is one. 6 plus 4 is 10. 10 minus 1 is 9. And what’s the square root of 9? 3

You know what else involves 3? Triangles. They have three sides.

WaKE UP AMERICA. Coleslaw is illuminati confirmed.

PSAT be like

“The serial number isn’t actually the serial number guys!”
-Takes an hour to finish bubbling the damn information
-square roots
-Fish farming
-1/1/4x+2

Continued fractions for the square root of 13

Yesterday we looked the equation x2-13y2=1 and used the continued fraction of √13 to find solutions. We did not specify how to construct such a representation of √13. For certain numbers you can make them, with a bit of perseverance.

Let us consider √13. The first thing we do is note that 3<√13<4 and work with √13-3 rather than √13. Next we note that (√13-3)(√13+3)=4. We can (re)write this equality as

But then you can replace the √13-3 in the denominator by the whole right-hand side, and again, and again, …, this leads to this continued fraction

That is not yesterday’s continued fraction but you can use it too to find approximations of √13. If you add 3 to the convergents of this fraction then you get 11/3, 18/5, 119/33, 393/109, 649/180, …. This is a subsequence of yesterday’s approximations. The solutions of x2-13y2=1 and 13y2-x2=1 can also be found in this sequence.

Can we use this to make yesterday’s continued fraction? Yes, all you need is pencil and paper and the first fraction, 4/(6+(√13-3)) that is. Divide numerator and denominator by 4; the numerator becomes 1 and the denominator will be 6/4+(√13-3)/4; this you can rewrite to 1+(√13-1)/4. Next: divide the numerator and denominator of (√13-1)/4 by √13-1; we get 1 and 4/(√13-1), respectively. But, as above, we observe that (√13-1)(√13+1)=12 and so 12/(√13-1)=(√13+1), or 4/(√13-1)=(√13+1)/3 which we can turn into 1+(√13-2)/3. The results of these two steps are displayed below:

If you keep doing this you will after two steps more arrive at the fraction on the left below. Now we read our initial equality as (√13-3)/4=1/(6+(√13-3)) and this gives of the fraction below on the right

But now we can replace (√13-3) by that fraction on the right, and again, and again, … and this leads to yesterday’s continued fraction.

Exercise Do the same for √2-1 and √3-1 and construct approximations of √2 and √3 in this way, and thus also find solutions to the Pell equations x2-2y2=±1 and x2-3y2=±1.

• Annabeth: Percy! I got a 2350 on my SAT! What did you get?
• Percy: take your score, divide it by two, divide that by two again, subtract 387.5, divide that by 4, divide by two, find the square root of that, and subtract 4.
• Annabeth: ………1?!!?
• Percy: Yep. Bye!

Kuroo: “Ohohoho~ ´sup guys! today, we´ll have a special guest over here for the “pickup lines” section, hope ya´ll enjoy!. Oikawa san, would you make the honors?”

Oikawa: “Of course Kuroo chan~ *ahem* *ahem*: ”

## “Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real~ ”

Transcendental numbers are not the roots of any algebraic equation. The existence of transcendental numbers was proven by Joseph Liouville in 1844.

In 1873 Charles Hermite proved that “e” is transcendental.

The German mathematician Ferdinand von Lindemann, in 1882, succeed in proving that π is transcendental. The area of a circle is π*r^2 (r = radius), that of a square is s^2 (s = side); consequently, the side of a square whose ares is equal to that of a circle with radius 1 is square root of π. A construction with straightedge and compass alone can give only lengths that are algebraic numbers, so Lindemann’s proof that π is transcendental was conclusive evidence that the age-old problem of squaring the circle is insolvable.

The transcendentality of e^π was proved in 1929. Yet, even if we know today that the number of transcendental numbers is infinite, there are still many irrational numbers, e.g. π^π, that defy our curiosity whether they are algebraic or transcendental.

The soul,

like the square root of minus 1,
is an impossibility that has its uses.

—  Vijay S.

4 3 5 4 6 4 1 4

6414 – 4354 = 2060
capsule’s 4th album is “Nexus 2060”
4+4+1+3+7+5+4+1+6+5+4+9+1+5+4 = 144
the square root of 144 is 12
Nexus 2060 is capsule’s 4th album
12 ÷ 4 = 3
3 sides too a triangle
triangle = Illuminati

Illuminati confirmed

the square root of 1 exists