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TF2 Shipping name list

 So i have been looking through names for TF2 ships other then common ones. Kudos for tiny-freakin-headgailqueenoffire, Maximilian and a few other users for the list of ship names. Some of the names were found on some blogs that were tagged.

*the ones in italics are ones they made up or are putting forward while the ones in bolds were official
This also includes variations for those who are confused with some ship names.

Scout
Scout x Soldier - All American Offense, Batting Helmet
Scout x Pyro - Flash Fire, Weenie Roast
Scout x Demoman - Hop Scotch
Scout x Engineer - Quick Study, Texas Two-Step
Scout x Medic - Blunt Trauma, Quick Fix
Scout x Heavy - Heavy Hitters, Heavy League
Scout x Sniper - Speeding Bullet, George Washington Clipart, Coffee ‘n’ Cola
Scout x Spy - Daddy Issues, Silent Running, Seduce Me, Cloak and Batter

Soldier
Soldier x Scout - All American Offense, Batting Helmet
Soldier x Pyro - Fireworks, Fourth of July, huttah huddah
Soldier x Demoman - Boots ‘n Bombs
Soldier x Heavy - Red Soldier, Cold War, Red Scare
Soldier x Engineer - Helmet Party
Soldier x Medic - Fruit Scones
Soldier x Sniper - American Aviators, Piss-Fueled Rockets, Mutually Assured Destruction
Soldier x Spy - Freedom Fries 

Pyro
Pyro x Scout - Flash Fire, Weenie Roast
Pyro x Soldier - Fireworks, Fourth of July, huttah huddah
Pyro x Demoman - Firebomb, Molotov Cocktail
Pyro x Heavy - Toasted Sandvich, Hot ‘n Heavy
Pyro x Engineer - Three Rubber Gloves, Texas Toast, Firetrucks, Fire Forged
Pyro x Medic - Cauterizer, Burn Ward, Hot Pocket
Pyro x Sniper - Bush Fire, Campfire, It burns when I pee
Pyro x Spy - French Toast, French Fried

Demoman
Demoman x Scout -  Hop Scotch
Demoman x Soldier -  Boots ‘n Bombs
Demoman x Pyro - Firebomb, Molotov Cocktail
Demoman x Heavy - Red Bombs, Black Russian, Big Bang
Demoman x Engineer - Short Fuse
Demoman x Medic - Scotchtoberfest, Jaegerbombs
Demoman x Sniper - Piss Drunk, Swordvan, Bloody Drunk
Demoman x Spy - Bomb Voyage, Scottish Wine

Heavy
Heavy x Scout -  Heavy Hitters, Heavy League
Heavy x Soldier -  Red Soldier, Cold War, Red Scare
Heavy x Pyro -  Toasted Sandvich, Hot ‘n Heavy
Heavy x Demoman - Red Bombs, Black Russian, Big Bang
Heavy x Engineer - Heavy Metal
Heavy x Medic - Heavy Medicine, Red Oktoberfest, Birds And Bears
Heavy x Sniper - Vegemite Sandvich, Vodka shots
Heavy x Spy - Spoovy, Ice Wine, Russian Roulette, Red Gauloises

Engineer
Engineer x Scout - Quick Study, Texas Two-Step
Engineer x Soldier - Helmet Party
Engineer x Pyro - Three Rubber Gloves, Texas Toast, Firetrucks, Fire Forged
Engineer x Demoman - Short Fuse
Engineer x Heavy -  Heavy Metal
Engineer x Medic - Science Party, Glasses And Goggles, German Engineering
Engineer x Sniper - Trucks ‘n Vans, Outback Steakhouse
Engineer x Spy - Napoleon Complex, Practical Espionage

Medic
Medic x Scout - Blunt Trauma, Quick Fix
Medic x Soldier - Fruit Scones
Medic x Pyro - Cauterizer, Burn Ward, Hot Pocket
Medic x Demoman - Scotchtoberfest, Jaegerbombs
Medic x Heavy - Heavy Medicine, Red Oktoberfest, Birds And Bears
Medic x Engineer - Science Party, Glasses And Goggles, German Engineering
Medic x Sniper - Bush Medicine, Vanbulance, Urine Sample, Head over Heals
Medic x Spy - Covert Operations, Poison Dagger, Gentle Surgery

Sniper
Sniper x Scout - Speeding Bullet, George Washington Clipart, Coffee ‘n’ Cola
Sniper x Soldier - American Aviators, Piss-Fueled Rockets, Mutually Assured Destruction
Sniper x Pyro - Bush Fire, Campfire, It burns when I pee
Sniper x Demoman - Piss Drunk, Swordvan, Bloody Drunk
Sniper x Heavy - Vegemite Sandvich, Vodka shots
Sniper x Engineer - Trucks ‘n Vans, Outback Steakhouse
Sniper x Medic - Bush Medicine, Vanbulance, Urine Sample, Head over Heals
Sniper x Spy - Great Barrier Thief, French Kisses Down Under, Bloody Suit, Hide and Seek, Knife Party, Stick Figures

Spy
Spy x Scout - Daddy Issues, Silent Running, Seduce Me, Cloak and Batter
Spy x Soldier - Freedom Fries
Spy x Pyro - French Toast, French Fried
Spy x Demoman - Bomb Voyage, Scottish Wine
Spy x Heavy - Spoovy, Ice Wine, Russian Roulette, Red Gauloises
Spy x Engineer - Napoleon Complex, Practical Espionage
Spy x Medic - Covert Operations, Poison Dagger, Gentle Surgery
Spy x Sniper - Great Barrier Thief, French Kisses Down Under, Bloody Suit, Hide and Seek, Knife Party, Stick Figures

Clonecest
Scout x Scout - A headache, Scoutcest
Soldier x Soldier - Sollycest, Rockethoppers, Screaming Eagle
Pyro x Pyro - Pyrocest, huddah huddah
Demoman - Demoman - Double Dynamite, Democest, There can be only one, 20/20 Vision
Heavy x Heavy - Heavycest, Russian Front, Giant Men
Engineer x Engineer - A little more gun, Engiecest, Engicest, Hoe-Down
Medic x Medic - Double Dosage, Medicest, Doppleganger
Sniper x Sniper - Snipercest
Spy x Spy - Spycest, En Doublè Baguette

Other ships
Scout x Miss Pauling - Prom, Ride-along, Scoutling, Swing and a Miss, Boston Legal, Caught Looking
Soldier x Merasmus - Magic Missiles
Heavy x TFC Heavy - Russian Front
Medic x Miss Pauling - Spectacle Psychopaths
Medic x TFC Heavy - Cold Oktoberfest
Medic x Satan [TF2 Comics] - Infernal Medicine
Sniper x Saxton Hale - Blowing The Sax
Spy x Miss Pauling - Double Agents
Spy x Scout’s Ma - Pornography starring your mother

Threesomes
Scout x Soldier x Pyro - Offense Orgy
Scout x Soldier x Engineer - American Pie, America! Fuck Yeah!
Scout x Demo x Sniper - Exploding Australian Rabbit
Scout x Heavy x Medic - Putting Up With The Brat
Scout x Heavy x Spy - Father Mistakes
Soldier x Demoman x Engineer - War Specs
Soldier x Medic x Spy - War Games
Pyro x Engineer x Sniper - Hot Rods
Pyro x Engineer x Spy - Crossfaction
Pyro x Medic x Sniper - Evaporated Medicine
Demoman x Heavy x Engineer - Defense Debauchery
Demoman x Heavy x Spy - Mixed Drinks
Demoman x Sniper x Spy - Bloody Plaid Suit, International Espionage
Heavy x2 x Medic - Heavy Medicine
Heavy x Medic x Sniper - Beaux & Arrows
Heavy x Medic x Spy - KGBrie
Engineer x Sniper x Spy - Slashed Tires
Medic x Sniper x Spy - Support Sandwich

Other threesome ships
Demoman x Sniper x Tentaspy - Swordfish, Australian Drunk Tentacles
Sniper x Saxton Hale x Maggie - Australiancest, Australianfest

Foursome
None

Sugar Daddy AU but instead of the ‘rich old man buys younger one’ Harry’s the Daddy because he’s a rich famous twink and Snape’s a poor Hogwarts teacher who can barely afford a decent living for himself

@ all those fic writers where Harry gives Sev ridiculously expensive gifts you know what i’m about

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Meet the Parents - George and Catherine Dare outside their home in Dronningslund.

George recently retired from the Dronningslund Intelligence Agency (DIA) as the Director of National Intelligence. Catherine has never worked a day in her life. With a live-in nanny to take care of a young Adair, and plenty of time on her hands, Catherine became a fixture around the Dronningslund social circuit. 

Sabeena has secretly nicknamed her in-laws ‘Spy Daddy’ and ‘Mother Dare.’

Headcanon for Scout/Medic/Heavy

I was sending stupid ideas to @camiluna27, and now you must suffer too…

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But there’s so much you could write about though

Like, Heavy laughing the first time he lets Scout try and lift Sacha (his gun)
While medic ‘tuts’ int he background, waiting to heal whatever the runner sprains

The team growing suspicious when they notice Heavy is sharing his sandvich a lot more frequently with the runner, and Medic almost never uses the Crusader’s Crossbow, unless he has to (on the runner). Bc for some reason the fandom has decided Scout is afraid of needles and I will keep that odd headcanon alive…

Scout and MEdic racing, and discovering that without the medigun pack, the German is faster… then the runner sulks all day long about it, and has to be tempted out of his hidey-hole  with a sandvich

To Medic’s dismay and Heavy’s amusement, Scout has given each of the Medic’s birds… nicknames.
Archie (Archimedes), Sock (Socrates), Des (Descartes), Creepy (Freud), Gay (Sappho), Hypothermia (Hippolyta)… they’re pretty sure the last one is less of a nickname and more, that he hadn’t heard the doc right when introduced to them all.

Heavy and Medic having to deal with the fact that Scout, whilst matured since arriving on the team, is still quite young in comparison and sometimes it causes them frustration/distress

The pair talking quietly over having such a young man with them; their fears of the day when they no longer have access to respawn, and will continue to age, for once.

Medic keeping Heavy and Scout’s souls closest to him, and refusing to sell them to the  devil until absolutely necessary. As it maintains their immortality that way…

Heavy not understanding the awkward way Scout and Zhanna stare at each other when he takes his boyfriends home to meet/re-meet in Scout’s case, his family. Bc neither of them have mentioned to Heavy that Zhanna flat out asked Scout to bang her… and he couldn’t shut up long enough to.

t will come out, maybe when one of them (likely scout) is very drunk… Heavy will be concerned, but Medic will think it was hilarious. And tell the story of how he met his first girlfriend in college, by giving her a nazi heart on valentines day with flowers… she was touched but slightly concerned. And also, had her own girlfriend.

Scout tries on the Medipack, and nearly backs his spine because he ignored the warning to 'brace for it’
(you know, how sometimes you misjudge how heavy/light something is, and even though you CAN lift it, the shock of it being different can cause chaos?)

Nothing is more frustrating than morning-scout, for the other two.
You’d think he’d crawl out of bed at 10am or later, looking for sugar, but no… oh god no, the horror. He’s a MORNING PERSON.
Medic and Heavy are most certainly NOT; coffee is lifeblood before 9am.
But Scout, oh he’s up at 6. 6!!!
Awake and in his jogging attire, he’s off for a morning run… and the other two feel old just acknowledging that the little fucker even wants to do that when he could be sleeping, like a NORMAL PERSON…
And he comes back, later on, sometimes boasting about how he’s beaten the BLU scout in their little morning competition, or grumbling about losing and that 'he was tired, alright?’

which means they either sleepily congratulate or commiserate the sweaty mess, before heartily evicting him to the showers because he needed one. He’d always make the same lewd overture, “Come with me?”

And very rarely, one of them does.

Mostly, Scout goes alone… because the rest of the base SIGNED a DOCUMENT banning any and all 'bedroom acts’ (Engie’s flustered words) in the communal shower room UNLESS you were 'damn sure no one else’s around to see ya’.

He had SEEN THINGS and DID NOT WANT TO SEE HEM AGAIN, THANK YOU PARDNER.

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They had caused some trouble when they had joined together; Heavy would snap awake in a heartbeat, ready for combat. Medic would feel movement close by and jerk upright, blade to hand, ready to kill…

There had been cuts and bruises, accidental “Oh, it’s YOU” moments… but they laughed about them now. Knew each other well enough to sense the presence while they slept. It was safe.


And then along came SCOUT…

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