spuffy in season 3 ftw

Hey, Buffy? Where exactly are your hands, there, lady? The one’s kinda low on Spike’s belly, isn’t it? Aren’t you supposed to be threatening him? Why are you feeling him up, chicky? Is it because you really CAN’T resist his sinister attraction? It’s okay, dear. You can tell us. Trust me – we ALL understand. I mean, you’re pressed kind of CLOSE there. Your body is right up against his, and in front of your mother, too! Look at her face! And in front of the “love of your life,” too, Buffy? LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.