When the person on the group chat who is always online but never says anything finally does but it’s to sass you

"Why Do I Hang Out With You?" OTP Prompts

• “We’re drunk and lost in the streets after a wild night out and as I give you a piggy back ride, you start singing ‘SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAYYYY’ and you clap in my face” au

• “Listen, you and I both know you’re just crying so you don’t have to tell the firefighters that it was your fault our kitchen caught on fire” au

• “I don’t care how you got the alpaca but we live in an apartment, you can’t keep it, put it back— right, llama, my bad, I’m sooo sorry, whatever it still can’t stay here” au

• “Jail isn’t so bad, it could be worse” au

• “You sneezed and blew down my house of cards you have three seconds to run” au

• “You’re the one who brought me to this stupid trampoline place, and somehow you’re the dumb fuck who got your leg stuck between the springs” au

• “I’m only letting your little sibling put this god awful makeup on me because if I can impress your whole family then there’s a possibility that I can get in your pants later” au

Criminal OTP/AU

-“We both broke into the same person’s house and now we are watching Supernatural on their TV IS THIS A DATE?!”

-“Our cells are across from each other and I got something in my eye and now you think I winked at you WOW THIS IS AWKWARD”

-“We are both robbing a bookstore AND YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER TOO!”

-“Our hands brushed when we were both taking down our wanted posters and now I’m blushing”

-“The guards ship us”

-”We both got arrested and now we are riding in the Police car together and now we are flirting wow this is strange”

      Bonus-”Now the policeman is laughing at us… DO WE HAVE A SHIPPER?”


WILL ADD MORE-TAG YOUR SHIPS

The worst thing about becoming old

The increase of the number of my OTP’s. 


Reblog if your ships ruin your life.

Originally posted by aotroo

Imagine an AU where person b is a superhero and person a is the reporter tasked with writing articles and getting photos of them but a is always getting into really perilous situations and person b finds it absolutely hilarious and adorable

Person A: *dangling from a flag pole, clutching their camera and their notepad* 

Person B: *currently laughing their ass off*

Person A: what the hell kind of bullshit is this i’m a damsel in distress you get your radiated ass up here right the fuck now and save me before i plummet to my death

Person B: you’re the farthest thing from a damsel i’ve ever seen tbfh

Person A: *being lifted to the ground by Person B* i’ve never been so offended in my life and i hope you rot in the fires of hell but anyway could you sit for an interview