spring queue

fifty-shadesofgay  asked:

au where Bitty starts a pretzel franchise, but the lax bros started a competing pita franchise at the same time and they have a fancy food truck so people go to them instead. and Bitty gets so sad that his franchise isn't doing well that Jack eventually decided to get the literal mafia to step in and help business.

1) I wish I could think of a good pretzel pun for a business name

2) We’ve been talking about the mafia so much in Italian class I almost typed my reply in Italian, if there’s any sign I need spring break it’s this

So I asked my friend what she thought these musicals were about based on their names...
  • <Spring Awakening> An inspirational story about a woman finding herself after her long lasting relationship has ended. Or it's about a cute bunny.
  • <RENT> A guy becomes a stripper to pay his rent money that's due in two days and he ends up loving his job.
  • <In the Heights> Lots of drugs and tall buildings.
  • <Waitress> A waitress lady who works at a five star restaurant who also does little favors (wink wonk wink wonk wink wonk) for special people, but loses her job.
  • <Next to Normal> This fukin cray girl who's an outcast has these even more cray telekinesis powers and idek shes cray like Carrie.
  • <Cabaret> Half naked people dancing while a man says cabaret in a French accent.
  • <Pippin> A young and possibly sexually confused child.
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