CONTROVERSIAL PUMPKINS AKA THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE
hi, earth. i’d like to welcome you to a celebration of my friends *throws glitter*
i hope you’ll find out what incredible hearts they have and how much they love the word fuck 🌈
so, a lil while ago i was feelin lonely and had about 500 followers (shoutout to y'all you guys are og’s) so i sent round a bunch of messages asking if anyone wanted to join a group chat. i reblogged a post talking about it a million times. i must have messaged countless people. and somehow out of that massive group of angels around 15 (god i’m sorry if i’m wrong) decided to make the worst mistake of their life - let me add them to a chat that was unnamed and unplanned bc i am me.
the group was pretty slow at first. tame, get to know you questions, the occasional poll and nothing else. but THEN came the day where someone started talking about vodka and then we were all immediately interested. and i called someone a controversial pumpkin and SHIT GOT CRAZY. here are my pumpkins : take care of their hearts.
i didn’t know that people could be t h a t nice until i started talking to aislinn. aislinn, you’re one fucking awesome pumpkin. you’re lovely to everyone and one time you made me spit out my water bc i snorted too hard at you. also ur a literal ray of sunshine. ILY AND UR SARCASTIC SENSE OF HUMOUR TO BITS
CECI. she is one beautiful girl omfg she’s stunning and anytime i see her i’m just like THAT’S MY GIRL OMG. the amount she’s given to this group is insane. she brightens my day every time and also the whole group appreciates her sending us screenshots of hot guys lmao we’re thirsty, but I love her a loooot and also she’s funny af all goddamn day yeet
yolanda! we started our friendship off with her sending me a sweet message and she’s been nothing but kind, understanding and generous since. her lil song recommendations ALWAYS make my day and the amount of empathy we share is i n s a n e. i love her so much and thank god we started talking ya lil flower
this girl. THIS GIRL has done nothing but love and support me like no one else since i called her a flake of glitter bc THAT’S WHAT SHE IS. she’s funny, friendly, has cute pets (what) and i smile to the point of crying whenever she talks to me. i am SO BLESSED to know her and i love her to the moon and back
julia and i first talked when she gave me some fucking great advice in 2015 and that is A CONTINUING TREND NOW. julia, i love you! you’re the loveliest soul and also ur polls are lit af lmao. but i’m so happy you joined the chat and i stan u big time ps ur gorgeous and it gives me life omg
apart from having a bomb ass username that i wanna steal, nikki is ALSO INCREDIBLE AND IDK HOW I GOT SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A FRIEND. she is crazy supportive and caring and just really fucking nice. you have also made me scream with t h a t joke that idk if u remember but i died and fhsfhdhfdf and ily
i’ll never forget one of the first things we talked about in the chat was özge’s special cupcakes and that is exactly the kind of person she is ; the kind who bakes cupcakes for her friends bc she is so goddamn beautiful inside and out and has the most sweet disposition that you could imagine…..I LOVE HER A LOT OKAY
sgfdgsffd talia where do i start? i 100% credit u for starting the aforementioned conversation about vodka that brought the chat alive. also that just represents talia ; she’s always making us smile and bringing everyone alive with her humour and vivacity and IDK WHAT I’D DO W O U ILY.
say hi to my fellow meme trash megan. megan, you are the funniest fucking person I KNOW and ever since that cheerleader petty™ video i knew we were one and the same. i love you so so much. you are the brightest lil bby and you are lovely and compassionate and understanding and i just dghgshbdfvs
janessa! i know we don’t talk much but damn when u send a message on the chat it always makes me smile, you’re so lovely and everyone loves u within .2 seconds of talking to you. i also feel like u do a lot of lurking on that chat so…..THANK U FOR LURKING ILY
now here’s an angel. laura is constantly spreading love on the chat and on tumblr, and i just fkn love her. she’s kind, she’s sweet, she’s friendly and best of all you can always rely on her. i’m so fkn happy you joined this lil dysfunctional family chat pumpkin, thank god for u. also freaking out when t liked your post was so much fkn fun omg
katie is the purest soul ever. but also fucking hilarious?? and smart??? and kind??? so basically all kinds of wonderful and i love her a lot! she’s so good at making everyone laugh and feel better and i just omfg i just love her she’s like the cutest lil cactus and idk WHAT this chat would be without her
sara is just the best™. ever since we talked about that lil autumn park trip WE HAVEN’T STOPPED BEING FRIENDS AND I’M STILL MAD THAT SHE WAS AT THE SECRET SESSION AND I DIDN’T KNOW BC I COULD HAVE GIVEN HER THE BIGGEST HUG BC IT’S WHAT HER LOVELY HEART DESERVES I LOVE HER OMFG I’M EMO
here is ANOTHER FUNNY SMOL BEAN I AM SO BLESSED. lina is just incredible in every way. she’s caring af and is always ready to take care of you if you’re upset. she’s the perfect mix of funny and emotional and i just aaaaaah i love her and her cute lil cat icon and weird af polls and if she ever leaves this chat i will kill her hahahahaha
even before sarah joined the pumpkins she was supportive as f u c k.com. and then she joined the pumpkins and IT WAS AMAZING BC SHE WAS EVEN MORE SUPPORTIVE AND LOVELY. sarah, i love ya to pieces. i love talking about how trashy boys are with u and your soul is just the purest. also remember i will come thru and hunt down ANYONE who tries to hurt u fave
so, in conclusion, i love my pumpkins and i would die without them.
and every one deserves to get @taylorswift ’s attention bc they are SO NICE SO TAYLOR U BETTER FKN NOTICE THEM BC I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE WORTH IT GOODNIGHT