spraying champagne

He doesn’t remember inviting me to his house and begging me to be his coach. He doesn’t remember dancing with me and grinding on my four thousand dollar suit in a room full of stuffy uptight strangers and sweeping me off my feet and spraying himself in champagne while standing on Chris’ powerful inner thighs for the camera. We had such a good night I thought we really connected and all this time he has been thinking the first time we spoke was when I showed up to his house unannounced with all of my stuff and my dog. I was throwing myself at him. I wanted him to see I could be fun and sexy too. I thought the reason he never tried to contact me after that was because he realized what a boring prude I am. Oh my god he probably thought I was a creep. Oh my GOD he probably thought I was some kind of fake flirty airhead. And a gross pervert for making him dance Eros. How did he not throw me out? And I was so pissed when he kept turning me down after everything at the banquet. He acted like he had never spoken to me before because he thought he HADN’T. And I was too embarrassed to ask what made him change his mind about me. This is unbelievable. I’m an idiot. I’m a huge idiot. But I’m an idiot wearing his ring somehow. Fuck.

Title: Make a Bet (Part 3 Tutor(Daugher of Tony! Reader x Peter Parker)

Summary: Tony Stark’s hoping for smooth sailing during his party, even when Natasha and Clint make a bet on two of the youngest party goers.

Word Count: 2065

A/N: Okay….I love this a whole lot? I just really love this series, and I hope you do too! I even made an Instagram layout edit for it?? LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK LOL. I hope you enjoy!



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Get to know Formula-1 fan!
  • 1. How did you get into F1 first?
  • 2. How long do you watch F1? Do you remember the first race you've watched?
  • 3. Favourite driver(s)?
  • 4. Favourite team?
  • 5. Favourite track(s)?
  • 6. Favourite team principal?
  • 7. Least favourite driver(s)?
  • 8. Least favourite team?
  • 9. Favourite driver(s) from 70s/80s?
  • 10. Favourite driver(s) from 90s/2000s?
  • 11. Your dream team (drivers & principal from any era)?
  • 12. Your dream podium (three drivers from any era)?
  • 13. Ferrari or McLaren?
  • 14. Lauda or Hunt?
  • 15. Senna or Prost?
  • 16. Schumacher or Hakkinen?
  • 17. Which GP would you like to visit and why?
  • 18. The race(s) that impressed you most?
  • 19. Your opinion on female drivers/the idea of female racing series?
  • 20. What do you think about your F1 commentator(s)?
  • 21. Your favourite F1 couple(s) and family (families)?
  • 22. Do you watch all the practices, quali and race, or quali and race, or just race?
  • 23. Describe how do you watch F1? At home or somewhere else, with family, friends or alone? Any special pre-race rituals?
  • 24. Do you do any F1 fan creativity yourself (arts, fanfics, handmade stuff, videos etc.)?
  • 25. The craziest thing you've ever done to express your F1 passion?
  • 26. Let's imagine that you've suddenly met your favourite driver. What would you like to say to him and how do you imagine your meeting in general?
  • 27. Would you like to get back in time to watch old F1 races?
  • 28. Let's imagine that you are a F1 driver (in any era). Which team would you like to drive for and whom would you like to see as your teammate? Do you see yourself as a world champion?
  • 29. Do you have any suggestions how to make F1 more interesting and popular?
  • 30. Do you know what musical composition is playing while drivers are spraying the champagne? /for music lovers ;P/
  • 31. Your top-3 of the sexiest F1 drivers from all the time?
  • 32. Whom would you cheer for (in current F1) if not for your most favourite driver?
  • 33. Do you watch any other racing serie? If yes, what do you watch? Your favourites from there?
  • 34. Do you watch any other kind of sport? Which one?
  • 35. [Free to ask any other F1 question.]
Dating Max Verstappen Would Include:

Requested by: @xkusje-ellenx

Originally posted by maxverstappen1

  • He takes you everywhere with him
  • All his mechanics know you by name
  • But Max is very protective over you so you don’t tend talk to them unless he’s there as well
  • Reporters see you as a power couple
  • They stop and ask you how Max is doing
  • He calls you ‘Cupcake’
  • You call him ‘Sunshine’
  • You make it your job to get him as flustered as possible before a race
  • Giving his ass a little pinch as he walks through the garage
  • He blushes madly, you can see it behind his visor
  • The guy doing his seatbelts looks up at you and smirks
  • He takes you up on the podium when he wins
  • But gets annoyed when anyone else sprays champagne at you
  • He gets them back, don’t worry
  • Max always takes you to the afterparty
  • With almost always leads to amazing sex
  • Sometimes you’ll wake up late and he’ll make you breakfast in bed
  • His Dad seems to like you, or the fact that you make Max happy, and does everything in his power to make you successful in your chosen field
  • You become best friends with his sister
  • Sometimes Max feels like you’re ganging up on him
  • You’re quick to reassure him otherwise with a kiss which he gladly returns

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Fandom's favourite 1988 moment

So I was thinking of running a bracket-style elimination tournament to discover fandom’s favourite 1988 moment. I thought it could be fun to have some of our favourite moments battle head to head. :)

Before I start it and discover that I accidentally forgot an important moment, I thought I’d check to see if people think I’m missing something. The tournament works best with 32 choices, so if you suggest something new could you also let me know which one below you’d recommend taking away?

1. The World Juniors jersey bet

2. “I love you Jonny, way to step up big!”

3. “No, no. Not until after Tazer does.”

4. Their memories of the Junior Flyers (ESPN interview)

5. Jonny wanted Dale Tallon to draft Kaner

6. Riding a cab to visit their parents before the Olympics (2010)

7. Flirting through the media by way of Phil Kessel (2014 Olympics)

8. 2015 Cup win moments (finding each other over and over on the ice)

9. Jonny manhandling Pat on stage at concerts (post-2015 Cup win)

10. 2010 Cup win intense hug

11. Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews Conversation

12. Signing joint contracts and the press conference (vow renewal ceremony)

13. Dance-off / Kaner Shuffle #1

14. Dance-off / Kaner Shuffle #2

15. Jonny dreaming about Kaner winning the Conn Smythe / Kaner thinking about it when he won

16. The 2010 Cup parade

17. Opening the adjoining door between their hotel rooms

18. Nudging each other behind President Obama

19. 2015 All-Star Game flirting (hair ruffling, partners in crime, Jonny Hustle)

20. 2011 All-Star Game flirting (Would you pick me, making Tazer sweat)

21. Just heard “go Johnny go” on the radio. Wow, miss the UC.

22. Twitter drama: birthday wishes and follow requests

23. “We gotta fill this place up.”

24. Kane and Toews wanting to share the cover of NHL 16

25. Comforting each other post-losses (particularly 2009 and 2012 playoffs, 2014 Olympics)

26. Popsicle-eating contest

27. My Larmer is probably Tazer

28. Kaner said he wanted to play with Jonny during the lockout

29. We have our fun in the room.

30. Jonny letting go of the banner so that Kaner could touch it last

31. Congrats to @88PKane on 100 pts and an unbelievable season! #neversatisfied #stayhot

32. Calder Trophy (walking the red carpet together, the bet, thanking Jonny later)

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