I’ve been trying to take more photographs of Spot recently. And Ginger.
Those two are our least photographed kitties, mainly because they’re our
most independent, like to wander, and rarely ever come into the house |
Okay I’m all for The Risemonger having control of the On The Spot arms but consider this: what if they were semi-sentient and they fucking misbehaved all the time
Like, imagine The Risemonger, all intimidating and creepy and villainous, yelling at these stupid fucking noodle arms to stop touching people for christ’s sake I might be a villain but you’re even making me uncomfortable you goddamn perverts and they just sorta sulk and reluctantly do what they’re actually supposed to be doing
Then ten minutes later…where did my vest go…STEVE WHERE DID YOU PUT MY VEST steve is totally the worst of the noddle arms btw