Brother: Did they Photoshop Rüdiger’s waist like he’s a woman in a fashion magazine? I’m a little worried about fielding him and Christensen, given their lack of size against guys like Lukaku. Me: Good question. He’s almost Bud-like in his physique there. Or they did Photostop diet him.
The worst street gang ever.
The best one.
Morata: I missed a spot shaving–wait, did you just take the photo?
Brother: I don’t know if they think the pictures are better than just showing the pitch with the names, but it’s not, unless you are talking about unintentional comedy, then it is way better.