LazyTown / Emperor’s New Groove au:

  • Stingy as Kuzco
  • Mayor Meanswell as Pacha
  • Ms Busybody as Chicha
  • Robbie as Yzma
  • Sportacus as Kronk
  • Stephanie, Trixie, Pixel, and Ziggy in place of Chaca and Tipo

Stingy is a mega spoiled prince who wants to build himself a getaway on top of the village of Lazytown. After he fires Robbie for laziness, he is accidentally turned into a pig and ends up being taken back to LazyTown w Mayor Meanswell. The kids overhear that Stingy wants to build on top of the village and when they stumble upon him as a pig, agree to take him back to the palace in return that he won’t destroy their town.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

1930′s Parkour and Free Style Running 

An amazing vintage video of parkour artists back in the days.