sport spider

Last night I dreamt that I was in a bog, and a beautiful scientist was telling me about insects. At some, point it stopped being scientific and turned into a spectator sport of spider fights. It was really brutal. Those spiders were really going at it. The bog even had tiny screens with instant replays of the most vicious moments.

Fall-Themed OTP Questions

1. Is your OTP into pumpkin spice lattes?

2. Would they prefer to go outside and walk in the brisk air, or would they rather stay inside and keep warm?

3. Which one says it’s too warm to wear a sweater in early September and which one wears the sweater and gets overheated anyway?

4. Which one would be excited for school and which one would dread going back?

5. Which one would knit a sweater for the other?

6. Would they wear a couple’s costume for Halloween? If so, whose idea would the costumes be?

7. Which one takes dozens of pictures of anything remotely fall-related and which one says “Would you please get off Tumblr?”

8. Would your OTP go apple-picking?

9. Which one of them makes better Jack-o-Lanterns?

10. If your OTP were to make a Thanksgiving dinner, what would they cook?

11. Would your OTP miss summer or be looking forward to winter?

12. What fall sports would your OTP do?

13. If your OTP were in marching band, what would they play and how well?

14. Which one offers their jacket to the other when they complain they feel cold?

15. Would your OTP be excited for any early snowfall?