Ok i think one of my profs might be a wizard or something. His office is in the basement of simard and i was hanging out next to it and took the elevator to go to his class that started in 5 minutes (5 floors higher). as i walked in front of his office, he was still in it. As i walked into class, he was walking out of it and almost bumped into me. like either he sprinted up the stairs as soon as i passed his office or hes been using some magic
❝ well… i mean, LOOK AT HER. she lost her sister and she’s on the news totally fine about it. i’m calling it right now, babe— she’s the murderer.
god bless their little investigation discovery marathons. who’da’ thought the chick always taking selfies would have murdered her sister?