What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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1. Sleep with closet doors open/closed? closed or i actually get too scared to sleep
2.Do you take shampoo/conditioner from hotels? yeah and the soap and lotion. it runs in the family actually to get them
3.Sheets tucked in or out? my grandma is the one who does my bed so it depends on if she comes down to my house or not. i prefer untucked.
4.Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no i dont see the motivation in it
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? yes omg
6.Do you cut out coupons and never use them? no
7. Rather be attacked by big bear or swarm of bees? fuck bears are scary fuckers and bee’s are painful fuckers how about neither.
8. Do you have freckles? no i but i love them they’re cute
9.Do you smile for pictures? not unless i have to
10. Biggest pet peeve? people who make a lot of repetitive annoying noises, getting stuck on a level of something because of some crazy trap, au’s in the onceler fandom, and when people breathe/eat/talk really loudly. pisses me off really bad.
11. Do you count your steps when you walk? no im paying attention to where the fuck im going.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods? yep
13.Pooped in the woods? rr yes i had to
14. Do you dance when there’s no music playing? who doesnt??
15. Chew your pencils/pens? yeah i have some teeth coming in that cause it
16.How many people have you slept with this week? nONE OMG
17. What size is your bed? It’s defined as a twin but it only fits me and mAYBE someone else if you’re rly close to them. but i have a bed i can pull out under it so it’s k.
18. Song of the week? GABBERSTÄG - renard ft. futret. yiss bitches.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? yeah i mean they can do whatever the fuck they want???
20. do you still watch cartoons? the only shows i watch!
21. least favorite movie? the woman in black
22. Where would you bury treasure if you had some? you think i’d tell you?
23. Bra size? i have no clue im a something B cup
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Uh, ketchup, honey, ketchup/honey, barbeque sauce, sweet and sour, scalding hot chocolate pudding, sweet chili sauce… i could go on forever.
25. Favorite food? uhh jesus i dont know eesh. fruit rollups
26. Movies you could watch over and over and still love? Pans Labyrinth, Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog!, Secret of Kells
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? dave psh
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Fuck no
29. Would you ever strip nude/pose naked for a magazine? hell no, not naked at least jesus fuck.
30. Last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? i also have a fear of sending letters so i think like, twice to my grandma when i lived in highpoint for a year?
After the barrier was broken, monsters were free and could finally go to the surface, where life is suppose to be better, but humans can be real assholes. Frisk face their past and fear for the future of his friends