spongebobs-essay

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WHY… WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, FRISK? WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY?!

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: You know that episode of SpongeBob where Plankton opens the Chum Bucket 23 hours a day to force Mr. Krabs into having the Krusty Krab opened 24 hours a day? not only is this indicative of horrible treatment of his employees, but why didn't Krabs solve this problem of overwork by hiring new employees? It seems completely illogical that he would require SpongeBob and Squidward to work literally forever, when he could simply hire a night and a day shift. Is this reflective of the dangers of American capitalism I don't understand please let me sleep

(Based on this post ) Knowing that the semester is almost over really does fill me with determination, but I can’t believe I made it through my first sem in college! I also can’t believe I finished my frustrating essay! Exams are almost over guys, you can pull through!!