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2016 memes

2016 memes

January:
•bad new year jokes
•if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this
•all these suggestion blogs
•orange soda please
i’ll have the strawberry soda
me too, the strawberry soda
•You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety.
•kylo ren is shredded
•Jared Leto: *does something*
Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now?????
•tag yourself
•super mario 64 half a press
•this is x. be like x

February:
•the finebros suing something
•secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT
me: never
secret government agent: x
me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU
•bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers
•jean something, jomething
•damn daniel
•ted cruz is the zodiac killer

March:
•the dad from kuzco being like 👌
•kazoo kid
•everyone who watched zootopia is a furry
•history of japan
•x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken*
•get you a man that can do both
•going to papaw’s house for burgers
•no oscar meme is dead meme
•we dem boyz
•i’m you but stronger

April:
•marge simpson
•different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note
•tumblr’s lizard voting
•everyone’s a dirty homestuck
•lot of those powerpuff selves
•baby stevens
•ruining someone’s dream journal
•there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me
•autocorrect in verbal conversation
person1: i love you
person1: *hate
person2: this is a verbal conversation
•WHAT WE REALLY AREEE
•don’t talk to me or my son ever again
•dark x show me y

May:
•dan backslide (and dover boys)
•dat boi
•stone age spongebob

June:
•are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format)
•get a man who can do both is getting more popular again
•it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???

July:
•america memes
•IT’S HALLOWEEN
•the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica
•associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots
•this👏emoji👏after👏every👏word
•(any videogame) go, go outside and x
•a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed
•HANDSY👏CLAPSY👏IS👏A👏NEW👏TROLLSONA👏
•judge: how do you plead?
x: *looks at y*
y: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
x: hot milky
y: jc just lock them up
•hitting the blue button

August:
•arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist
•9-1-1 for kids
•Exeggutor
•harambe
•RANDY YOUR STICKS
•sausage party
•how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character*
•alola form

September:
•the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill
•someone: a basic word
me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird
•gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home))
•[song] but it keeps getting faster

October:
•userboxes
•the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes
•dedede
•you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
•photofunia retrowave
•picture of someone with those math things
•my longest yeah boy ever
•taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom
•posting ur favourite vines

November:
•christmas stuff
•dick: out
•sir, you’ve been in coma
•kermit with a hood on his head
•blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like
•WE ARE NUMBER ONE

December:
•BODE
• *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong"
•*dropping something, and it spells send nudes*
•x but every time y happens it gets faster
*bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
•several spongebob memes
•i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now
•dramatic youtubers

apparently i missed a few things so, additions:
•steven’s knife
•joe biden
•aux chord
•dabbing
•a lot of spongebob memes, like the blurry mister crabs
•nebby get in the bag
•clowns
•harambe happened earlier than it says on the list
•several stranger things memes
•we die like men

Trying to Make Friends at College Like
  • Person: Hi!
  • Me: Hi!
  • Person: Tell me a little about yourself.
  • Me: I am haunted by the fact that some of my favorite musicals will never see Broadway stage but for some reason we felt the need to give Cats and Spongebob a stage this year. What right do they have over Hunchback of Notre Dame? Or Dogfight? What about Daddy Long Legs? FREAKING HEATHERS? How about the fact that Deaf West Spring Awakening got two months while Chicago is still running after twenty plus years? *eye twitches*
  • Person: *smiles politely and slowly backs away*
  • Broadway: ah yes let's give the people what they want…
  • Theatre fans: Cheaper tickets!
  • Theatre fans: James Barbour out of Phantom!
  • Theatre fans: Hunchback of Notre Dame to transfer to Broadway!
  • Theatre fans: accessible musicals so we don't live off of bootlegs and anger Patti Lupone!
  • Theatre: amazing shows like Newsies and Spring Awakening to stay open!
  • Broadway: no. A SpongeBob musical and Cats revival.

here’s my opinion on the “fake theatre fan” agenda

a lot of people recently have become fans of musical theatre through shows such as hamilton, heathers, dear evan hansen, and be more chill and have been called “fake fans” because of it

just because someone likes these shows (listed above) doesn’t automatically make them cringy, or fake fans. no one deserves to be penalized for something they love or enjoy. if they are truly intrested in musical theatre they will broaden their horizon and if they don’t that’s valid as well, everyone needs stepping stones especially when becoming a part of such a big community.

it is valid to like the “basic shows” without being a “fake fan” although if you are only intrested in one (1) show and don’t plan on getting into any others I wouldn’t exactly say you are a “100% theatre fan 4 life!!” but more of a fan of one specific theatrical production. whatever you call yourself, you’re valid and aloud to like what you like.

the theatre genre is kinda intense and difficult to be a part of but with a welcoming community everyone can feel as though their a part of it, no matter what corner of the theatre community you’re a part of. whether that be the “popular shows” or the “old times classics” it’s all valid and no one is superior to one another because we’re all in this together

do not cross the line. be a nice person in the theatre community and think about the following:

  • if you are a part of the theatre community no matter what shows you love you must be respectful to the community, the actors, and all the other amazing people that put their time and their talents into putting on and a being a part of a theatrical production.
  • you must realize that all shows are great in their own way and just because it isn’t insert popular show doesn’t mean it’s not good
  • for all the people who diss old time classics, they are 100% valid and amazing and shouldn’t be called out for being “old” or “not as good as insert popular show (callout to all the people who diss cats for not being hamilton)
  • if you think you are superior to others just because you like insert old show or insert popular show or insert a not very well known show you are not superior and you are the reason why people are scared to say their favorite shows, because they feel like they are not valid.

all theatrical productions are amazing in their own way

take this information and be a good person, don’t penalize people for being fake fans and don’t be disrespectful.

feel free to add on to this if you have any other points worth mentioning :D