spongebob marching band

The Instruments as “Band Geeks” Quotes

Clarinets: “Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness and crushed it”

Flutes: “Do instruments of torture count?“ 

Color Guard: “Flag twirlers let’s move!!! C'mon, move!!!”

Saxophones: “A 1, a 2, a skiddleliddledoo”

Trumpets: ”Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you”

Mellophones: ”Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us” 

Trombones: “So, if we play loud, people might think we’re good”

Tubas: “When do we get the free food?”

Drumline: “Drum…haha…band humor”

Pit: “What kind of monsters are we?”

Drum Major: “ Let’s get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

so this one time at band camp...

so the other day, i sent a message to my friend, the drum major.

i sent him that textpost and he said he would do that at camp, y’know, to be funny. well, it didnt exactly fit his song he was conducting. he told one of the other drum majors, who was conducting in cut time, to do it instead. she had waited until the last day of band camp at the last rehearsal before we packed up to leave. she blew the whistle and counted off, only to shout “a-one, a-two, a-skiddly-diddly-do” at the top of her lungs across the entire marching field. literally everyone froze and she just stopped conducting. the band director had us practice that song with that in there, and he wants to keep it in the marching show. what have i done.