Signs as Spongebob Quotes

Aries: “Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.” -Karen the computer wife

Taurus: “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright” -Spongebob

Gemini: “I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” -Spongebob

Cancer: “Excuse me sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face” -Spongebob

Leo: “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” -Pearl

Virgo: “Gary what are you doing here? YOU’RE CAUSING A SCENE!!!” -Spongebob

Libra: “Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.” -Spongebob

Scorpio: “Well, it’s not secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -Spongebob

Sagittarius: “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” -Spongebob

Capricorn: “Well it may be stupid but it’s also dumb” -Patrick

Aquarius: “Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me” -Patrick

Pisces: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” -Patrick