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The signs as SpongeBob quotes

Aries: “Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is there! Standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!”

Taurus: “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

Gemini: “It’s my ex boyfriend Octavius Wex, Mr. long, tan, and handsome.”

Cancer: “Do you like this one better? I made this one with my tears.”

Leo: “If I had a dollar for every brain you didn’t have I’d have one dollar.”

Virgo: “That smell, that smelly smell that smells…smelly.”

Libra: “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”

Scorpio: “Goodbye everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!”

Sagittarius: “I hate all of you.”

Capricorn: “I’d say I’M Dirty Dan.”

Aquarius: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

Pisces: “If I were to suddenly die in some firey explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well that’d just be okay.”