spones is the cutest

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e  asked:

does bones ever mess up spocks hair bc it looks cute

[AOS]

[shuffling noises]

???: This thing on?

[a dim light glows from just off screen]

McCoy: Hey…good question.

McCoy: *furtively looks around*

McCoy: Listen, this is just between you and me, but…yes. I mess up his hair all the time. But only when he’s sleeping.

McCoy: *looks over his shoulder suddenly*

McCoy: Don’t tell him, okay? He’s very vain about his looks. But when he wakes up with bedhead it’s the cutest damned thing in the universe.

sleepymccoy  asked:

Headcanon that spock is irrationally angry when mccoy comments on some other species ears, to the point where he just resents all ears that aren't human. Cos that's his special thing. (It's 1 am, sorry)

imagine that bones mentioning off hand that andorian ears were pretty weird looking 

imagine spock behind him suddenly blurting out ‘but MY ears are the weirdest right?? you think that no other ears are weirder than mine??’

‘yes spock your ears are the weirdest’

‘good’