spoiler alert: they will

Legit I know some of you darlings on here are young, but if you ever refer to my 30 year old ass as “baby boomer” again I will not be held responsible for my actions.

So like a baby boomer, but without the financial stability or racism.

Anyway, be nice to bi girls because they’re lovely and cool and probably really fucking annoyed at being constantly misrepresented or erased in most media portrayals due to toxic biphobic societal conceptions of their sexuality.

Me: This is gonna be a good year, I can feel it

[John]: cheated on Mary

[Mary]: died

̣̣[Molly]: “He said that he’d rather have anyone but you”

[Mary]: “Go to hell Sherlock”

Me: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

  • J'onn: of course i knew i'm psychic
  • Alex: why didn't you say anything?
  • J'onn: .......do you really want to have a conversation about the things you have been thinking of Maggie Sawyer doing to you
  • Alex:
  • Alex:
  • Maggie:
  • Maggie: hey winn let's go play pool do you play pool
2

young bum is a blessing

Lance: personally i like shaving my legs, i like how they feel after words. it’s nice and soft

Keith: yeah, i can see why you’d like that

Keith: though personally, i don’t really like shaving my legs. it takes too much effort and time

Keith: besides, i like my leg hair. it’s soft, and it kinda reminds me of fur

Lance:

Keith:

Keith: wAIT SHIT-

Lance: [bursts out laugh-crying]