The Batkids on Tim's birthday

Dick: Wakes up at 3am to sneak into Tim’s apartment and wake him up by screaming “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIMMY!!” at the top of his lungs and gets knocked out when Tim reflexively punches him in the face

Barbara: Bakes his favorite cake and calls up everyone in the batfam and orders them to wish Tim a happy birthday or she’ll kill them

Jason: Calls at some point to wish Tim a happy birthday and also to inform him that he hid a confetti bomb somewhere in Tim’s apartment but doesn’t remember where, so if it blows up at some point and it rains birthday confetti everywhere then just know that that was from Jason

Tim: Forgets until somebody has to remind him

Cass: Won’t stop hugging him the whole day and gets him really sweet gifts because she’s a literal angel

Steph: Is as excited as Dick and insists on taking Tim out to do fun birthday stuff all day, and when they go to dinner she tells the waitress that it’s Tim’s birthday so the staff all sing happy birthday to him because she knows how embarrassed he gets

Damian: “I got you a rock” “What, why?” “How dare you! I’ll have you know I picked this out specifically for you. God, you’re so ungrateful”

dumb things i need more fics of
  • when one (or more) of the bros gets hit in the face with a mining cart in the balouve mines
  • or like the elevator in the balouve mines is so old it actually gets stuck and there’s 4 boys looking at each other blankly like why didn’t we split up in case this happened????
  • next time they DO split up anD ONE TWISTS AN ANKLE SLIPPING DOWN A SLOPE AND ENDS UP GETTING CARRIED PIGGYBACK STYLE ONLY TO FIND THE OTHER TWO ARE STUCK IN YET ANOTHER ELEVATOR
  • that time noctis used blizzaga while they’re fighting in a cauthess crater or the vesperpool and eVERYONE IS LIVID BECAUSE NOW THEY’RE STUCK ANKLE-DEEP IN SOLID ICE, EVEN NOCTIS IS LIKE ME @ ME WHY DID YOU D O THIS
  • someone stumbles into a cactuar needle trap and spends the rest of the day near the campfire in their underwear, getting small sharp annoying needles tweezed out of every inch of their body
  • Noctis actually buying that 20,000Gil can of cat food
  • putting the most important and cherished book of communication in a dog’s mouth
  • what if the thing Cindy put in the trunk of the regalia to deliver is still there
  • what if the statue we take pictures with was the real Kenny Crow following us around
  • climbing a rooftop on a chocobo to steal an item from the saxham farmers
  • using your monster truck to jump off the duscae arcs straight into a town
  • someone gets their accessory stuck in a spiracorn’s horn(s)
  • Toad and Confusion are status ailments that happen, just sayin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • everyone gets shocked by the static electricity that clings to Noctis after using thunder elementals
  • Gentiana and Aranea somehow show up for the same battle, Aranea is VERY curious
  • someone stands in the magic campfire thinking it doesn’t burn
  • it burns
  • someone gets petrified in a compromising position, prompto has permanent photographic evidence

acuriouskey  asked:

Cucumber Quest on the surface level appears to be a story set in a world called 'Dreamside' about a kid in a place called name cucumber and his sister almond banishing 'disaster masters' to face the force known as the 'Nightmare Knight' who has come to terrorize the land. Except, is it really so simple . . . ?

Oh, that does sound interesting!
I may give it a try sometime.

Me during"The Inverted Spire" strike

“why does the floor keep disappearing???”
“THE FLOOR IS LAVA”
“is that Vex milk or…”
“goddamn Cabal”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE DOGS??? SIT!”
“gosh these are like the thrall”
“*heavy ammo falls off cliff* noOOOO”
“nopenopenopenope—”
“you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up”
“I still don’t know why my Hunter is a guy?”
“DAMN DRILLS”
“*gets hit by one* go on without me I’ll be fine”
“*gets hit several more times* FUUUUU—”

anonymous asked:

i'm honestly so scared to see dunkirk. i'm mostly scared for how i'm going to react once i see harry. i don't like not knowing what to expect

once cillian popped up i knew harry was coming on soon from the character appearance script we saw so my butt cheeks were at 1000x clench power