spoiled nail polish

slim down your fat fucking nails

my bff sent me a picture of spoiled nail polish’s black, which is named… visually slimming.

we’ve endured run of the mill fat shaming and all kinds of bizarre body-part-targeted fat buzzwords (fupa, cankles, etc.) but this is a new one to me. i wonder if these are supposed to make our big fat unacceptable sausage fingers look slimmer or just our obese fingernails.