1) When we see the T-Rex near the end my mom goes, “Look, it’s Rexy.”
And I shook my head and told her, “Screw that it’s Chomper.”
And then one of the very hot guys behind me said, “No way, it’s name is Tom.”
And his friend says, “Fuck you it’s name is Kevin.”
To which the first replied, to my utter amusement, “Keeeeeeevin,” in the SpongeBob voice.
2) The two guys behind me, whenever a serious part would come on, would make a joke and make me laugh, all while it’s dead silent.
I think they were keeping a tally because every so often one would say, “Point for me,” when I laughed.
3) At one point in the movie, Claire makes a comment about Owen not having assets or something like that, and then it shows his behind as he stands.
And in front of my were these three old ladies and one looks to her friend and says, “Oh trust me, he has assets.”
4) Before the movie started, I barely hit my drink, and my mom flipped the fuck out.
5) When the Mosasaurus eats the Indominus, the guy behind me (One who imitated SpongeBob) says in the same accent Pietro uses, “You didn’t see that coming?”
And his friend answers. “No I didn’t see that coming you fucker.”
6) At the end when Claire walks up to Owen, the second guy behind me goes, “Kiss her.”
And his friend states, “Procreation.”
7) When the movie was over, someone started clapping, and this mother that was sitting a few seats away goes, “Don’t be that guy.”
And the clapping stopped.
8) When the two brothers go into the original Park center, some guy goes, “It’s the original Visitors center.”
To which another guy says, “No shit Sherlock.”
9) When Owen states that the Raptors have a new Alpha, SpongeBob guy goes, “Yeah it’s me fucker.”
10) Two of my friends and I have a joke about ‘Jurassic Pratt’ and when Owen came on screen I said that and the guys behind me go, “That’s a good one, I like that one,” and started laughing.
And so I looked back with a raised eyebrow and they say, “Don’t be all eyebrow judgy.”
11) My mom gasped and/or screamed at least every five minutes.
12) Whenever a Raptor died, the guys behind me would gasp.
When we found out Blue lived they said, “Fuck yeah. Girl power.”
I’ll just say it’s was good overall, with the movie and the reactions.