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aLRIGHT AU TIME

Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell

[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D

PayPal? No thanks.

My dear, darling, beautiful SBs. If you’re unable to get cash payment, and you think PayPal is your only option, please stop and read below, my dears.

Make a fake Gmail, or if your sugar email is a gmail, you’re a step ahead. Use your real phone number for security, it’s okay. Really.

Now, once you get that account set up with your sugar name, normal phone, and sugar email, add on Google Wallet to your sugar email account. Connect it to your debit card. When you want your SD to send you money, give him the email, that’s all he needs. Nothing personal shows at all. On the bank statement, once you “claim” the payment to be put into your account, it just refers to the payment on your bank statement as “Google*Wallet” or something like that. And on your SD’s bank statement, it shows something similar.

No personal info.
Just give him that email and get your money.

(Sadly this is only available in US and U.K.)

I can’t wait until I meet the woman who will be my wife.

I can’t wait to take her out on simple dates or just stay in and cuddle on the couch with her and watch movies until we fall asleep.

I can’t wait to let her lay her head in my lap and play with her hair, or to cook her whatever she wants to eat.

I can’t wait to just make her laugh, to hold her hand and just talk about everything and nothing with her. I can’t wait to just be with her.

I hope I meet her soon.

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I’m a bit blown (DOINKED) by how well timed and amazing this milestone is for me. Thank you so much for following!

I have to mention a few names. There is a multitude of talented FFXIV blogs I follow and reblog from, as well as amazing mutuals that have influenced me with their own final fantasy blogs. I love final fantasy, it’s no secret, so when I joined tumblr and followed these blogs immediately and they’ve given me entertainment ever since. 

I love you @cactuarqueen, @ethernalium, @newty, @steffydoodles, @kukurubean, @themeifantasy, @snurbleberry, @solfreyr , @wyrmforge , @sylvan-rain , @quartercirclejab , @korpokkur-kid , @mcstronghuge , @necrologos@ladyrivienne , @devalentione I know I’m missing names and I hate it, but you account for a good chunk of my content (reblogs) and that’s everything I love. 

I can only do so much content, that’s why I absolutely enjoy showcasing content of interest on my blog. More than that, I’ve reached out and bothered all of you with final fantasy, metal gear, nier, or anything of interest going on with games! And I love it!

I look forward to bothering you guys more about final fantasy/nier/metal gear/whatever else sinks it’s claws into me. 

I know you guys are super excited about stormblood (and so am I) but I wanted to get this out of the way before I get sucked into stormblood so, thank you for following, I hope to continue to give you guys entertaining stuff!

anonymous asked:

Hello dear, do you know any Drarry fanfics that are not smut or porn? Something like more adventures, or detectives or something. Like Running on Air, if you know it. Thanks a lot ❤❤

Wow, this was such an interesting and challenging request! I wasn’t sure exactly which part of it to focus on, but hopefully you will find something you like in this list of T-rated adventure/auror/something similar fics! Also, I absolutely loved Running on Air, so I’m going to include it in the list as well just so I can talk about it hahaha :D

Running on Air by eleventy7 (75K)- Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
GAH, this fic!!! I remember it really well because it is the ONLY fic I’ve ever read that was so powerful, I was literally unable to read anything else for the rest of the day after I finished. That never happens to me. This fic reminded me of American classics like The Great Gatsby, or maybe East of Eden, and I don’t even know why except it was just so well written! So much delicious symbolism!!!! I was originally reluctant to read it because I saw that Harry is falling in love with “memories” and I was like NO GIVE ME DRACO IN PERSON OR GIVE ME DEATH, but then it was amazing and so worth the read and just don’t make the same mistake I did, read it NOW. 

Eclipse by Mijan (287K)- Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius’s imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. It’s the perfect plan, guaranteeing revenge, power, and prestige, all in one blow. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins, and the battle will take them both through hell and back. If they come back.
This was the first fic this request made me think of, because it has some aspects that are very similar to Running on Air (mostly the whole being-on-a-journey thing)! I’d be surprised if you hadn’t already read it because it’s such a classic, and for VERY GOOD REASON! I loved Harry and Draco’s interactions throughout the story, and it was just such a good, quintessential adventure fic, and I was hooked from the start and couldn’t put it down! Absolutely a must-read.

On Open Wings by dicta_contrion (15.5K)- Answers don’t just fall from the sky, but sometimes birds do. When one almost knocks Harry off his feet, he’s got to save it. If Draco is the only one who can help, well. That’s really entirely irrelevant.
I don’t have a concrete reason why I’m including this fic in this particular rec list besides the fact that, (although it didn’t last a whole day) this short but amazing work also moved me so profoundly that I was unable to read anything else immediately after. It just has that *ambiance*. I reeeeally loved this fic and it deserves about seven times the number of kudos and comments it currently has, I mean COME ON THERE’S AN INJURED BIRD AND A DRACO MALFOY WHO CAN SAVE IT

Twist of Fate by Oakstone730 (302K)- Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. 
This is, in my opinion, one of the best (AND MOST HEART-WRENCHING) drarry fics of all time. It has preeeetty much everything you could ever want in a Hogwarts-era drarry, and then a whole bunch more besides. Warning for MAJOR angst, like so major I had to have my friend spoil me before I read it and I was very glad I did. If you are sensitive to angst and want to be spoiled definitely feel free to send me a message and I will be happy to wail to any- and everybody about what happens so you can prepare your fragile, drarry-loving hearts. And just keep in mind that I’ve never liked a fic without a happy ending ;)

The Snitch-Maker by Omi_Ohmy (21.5K)- Draco is content with his Snitches, with the tap tap tap of his hammer, and the tiny gears and sharp scent of metal in his workshop - until one day Harry Potter appears, asking for help to solve a rash of Snitch-tampering in the Quidditch world. Career Choices: Harry: QUABBLE official (Quidditch representative); Draco: Snitch-maker
Okay let me just say that I freaking LOVE the hd career fair (it’s happening again this year guys, yay!!!) and this is an amazing example of how wonderful atypical career Drarry fics can be. Although Harry isn’t an auror, he’s still been put in charge of solving a mystery, and Draco helps him and THERE aRE SNIDGETS I LOVE SNIDGETS! And also I am such a sucker for any fic in which one of the boys does some sort of craft or something creative, so I absolutely LOVE Draco-the-snitch-maker!!

The Bodyguards by dracogotgame (51K)- Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Career Choices: Harry: Bodyguard; Draco: Bodyguard
Another unusual career fic! This fic has some GREAT animosity, GREAT characterization, GREAT original characters, and, in my opinion, an especially satisfying ending! Again, although they aren’t aurors in this fic, there is still a mystery for them to solve! :)

Earthbound Spook by cest_what (57.5K)- Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts.
OOH Dimension travel! Gryffindor Draco! Mystery! Intrigue! Horcruxes! Panic! Romance! Yep, amazing!! :D

Oath Breaker by GoblinCatKC (181.5K)- At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic double-cross against the dark lord and Draco educates Harry in an old school of magic. With a wild dragon chase, narrow escapes and an unlikely romance as Draco is forced to reveal to a hostile wizarding world that the Malfoy family is dark.
Okay, I really loved this fic! I love when authors explore the whole Light/Dark magic dynamics and come up with their own explanations of how it all works! And the history of why Dark magic has been discriminated against! I also love when more Slytherins than just Draco start working against Voldemort and this fic is such a well-written example of that! And I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I love creature Draco as well, and he can be found in all his (very unique!) glory here ;)

Me: man, I’m like what, halfway done with this fic and it’s already long as fuck? I’ll have writing material to work on for months! ^_^

Me, also to me: start writing the sequel too

Here are a few general questions and answers! Compiled for your spoil-free reading pleasure.

Frisk was born on a very special day: January 1, 2100. New Year’s Day!

Actually that pie was perfectly safe.

Hey, don’t pick on their height! Frisk can’t help being short. Surely they’ll catch up to the other kids one day! (Hopefully…)

Letting the spike traps do the dirty work is much easier. When that doesn’t work, well…

I can’t answer this because I don’t exactly know. While the whole story is written from start to end, we sometimes move the chapter breaks or divide one chapter into two. Any number I gave you now will probably be rendered inaccurate later.

I recommend just sitting back and enjoying the regular updates as they come!

What do you mean? Chara has been wearing a heart locket since page 1.

True it’s not accurate, however, Frisk is exactly half of Asriel’s height.

Actually no, none of the characters wear make up. That’s just how their faces look!

Based on what happened on page 23, it’s not quite that simple.

I’m not sure if this is directed at the characters or to us… so…

Conveniently, neither Chara, Frisk, or Asriel are afraid of bugs. They all are quite unbothered by the little things.

Us mods on the other hand, don’t like bugs very much. Especially not when they fly in front of the monitor at 2 AM.

You thought the three of us liked Jojo, but really

Don’t think about Sam one day getting a call from Jody to come to the hospital. Don’t think about him, Dean, and Cas getting there only to find Jody, Claire, and Alex waiting, a little girl of maybe two years old sitting in Claire’s lap. Don’t think about Jody having to explain to Sam that the little girl is his, from a team up with another hunter that didn’t stay completely professional behavior.

Don’t think about Sam looking panicked and scared, or choking on his words as he introduces himself to his daughter for the first time, and don’t think about him having to explain that her momma wouldn’t be coming back because she got hurt doing her job and saving people.

Don’t think about Dean clamping a hand on his shoulder and giving him a smile of reassurance, or him introducing themselves as “Uncle Dean” and “Uncle Cas”. Don’t think about Jody pulling the old child’s bed frame out of the attic for them, or the girls offering to babysit or help out whenever.

Don’t think about Sam nearly having a panic attack when they get back to the bunker with this small human and suddenly it all seems so much. Don’t think of Cas taking the little girl into his arms and softly asking her questions about her likes and dislikes, while Dean grabs his brother’s shoulders and forces him to look him in the eye. Don’t think about Dean promising they’ll get through it together and “Three men and a baby this”.

Don’t think about how all three of them just take to her immediately and love her fiercely. Don’t think of her dressed in her princess costume and tiara surrounded by towers of books and reading to her stuffed animals. Don’t think about Cas teaching her the names of all the plants and animals and how to put a seed in the earth and make it grow. Don’t think about Dean teaching her everything she’ll need to know about cars, as well as how to be proficient in the kitchen.

Don’t think about Sam tucking her in at night and settling in to read her the next chapter of a book before bed, wondering what he ever did to deserve something so good.

Don’t think about it.

wrap up my heart

for jimon week day 4: food
(the title’s a pun I love me)

Jace glanced at the time on his phone, his fingers tapping on the counter to his food-turned-coffee truck. It was eleven thirty. The time that Simon almost always was at Java Jace by during the weekdays ever since he showed up one day, asking for Jace’s strongest coffee to make up from his lack of eating breakfast. 

Jace had felt sympathy for the college student, being a college drop-out due to a breakdown from stress, he went to the back of his truck and searched for any food like substance, managed to whip up a quick wrap for Simon. Simon had been ecstatically thankful. And well, ever since then Java Jace always carried sandwich wraps along with coffee. 

Jace leaned out of the truck, hoping that if he looked harder, that Simon would just appear. 

But a half an hour passed and Jace’s hope to see the cute nerd slowly deflated, putting the special wrap he had made just for Simon back in the small refrigerator, continuing on server coffee to the passerby clients.

It wasn’t until Jace was starting to pack up that Simon arrived, as soon as Jace saw him, his heart sunk just a little more. 

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RFA: Untreatably Sick MC

The original request was MC having a brain tumor, but I am not a neurologist, and it would be difficult to write seven scenarios about something so specific. I hope you enjoy nevertheless!  

Yoosung

   Diagnosis

- The news hit him like a truck

- He just held onto your hand tightly, face frozen in shock, words just flowing through his ears without being registered

- He hoped it was a joke. It was just a prank by Seven right? He was going to pull off that wig, and begin laughing

- But there was no annoyingly hysterical laughter

- Every day, he would spend all his free time spoiling you, taking your mind of your pain 

- He rarely played LOLOL, and the only time he did was to entertain you

-  He tried to keep a smile on his face as to not worry you, but whenever you turned away, he felt tears come to his eyes

   Death

- When you were carried away in an ambulance one day, he sat on the pavement near your apartment, just crying on the streets

- He begged Jumin to help with the expenses, and took a few days off University to stay by your side 

- But one day, he skipped into your room with an over exaggerated smile, only to be met with a group of doctors rushing around

- “I’m sorry…” And that’s all Yoosung heard, before the world froze around him

- Yoosung cried for hours by your cold body, eventually collapsing of exhaustion 

- He never opened LOLOL again, let his hair dye grow out, and he rarely texted

-  He only put on a fake smile when he met the members in real life, knowing that MC would have wanted him to be happy

Zen

    Diagnosis

- Zen held onto your hand tightly as the doctor spoke, looking at your face 

- He pressed his lips to the top of your hand, holding it there, hoping you could feel how much he loved you 

- You gave a weak smile, looking up at Zen with teary eyes

- He would always try to joke around with you, smiling the brightest when you smiled 

- Zen was very overprotective over you, keeping an arm around your shoulder even while on a date 

    Death

- He was devastated 

- He began to drink more, and ended up isolating himself

- After your funeral, he went to your grave and vowed to leave you roses every week, and visit you whenever he could

- Zen was never in the mood to argue with Jumin, or even act narcissistic 

- He just stood in his quiet apartment, sleeping for hours, dreaming that MC was still there

Jaehee

    Diagnosis

- When the doctor said your diagnosis, she reached out for your hand

- She carefully intertwined her fingers with yours as she felt her eyes begin to water

- Jaehee wiped her tears and promised to stay with you, trying to give you a soft smile

- Every day, he brought you sweet little baked goods to cheer you up, and brought movies to watch together

    Death

- She knew it would happen at some point, but she would be lying if she said she was prepared

- She took a few days off, and her calm composure cracked completely

- She cried at the smallest mention of MC, and seeing even Zen’s musicals reminded her of MC

- After a week, she seemed to have returned to her normal self

- But she was still broken inside, reading the old messages with MC, and trying to think of the happier past 

Jumin

    Diagnosis

- His already stiff expression seemed to turn to stone as the doctor told him your condition

- Jumin held you tightly, patting your hair as you cried into his shoulder

- “Are you sure there is no cure in the making? I can help fund the research program.” His voice was as steady as ever, as he tried to reason with the doctor

- He was breaking down inside as he heard the doctor’s answer, but he knew he had to be strong for you

- He tried to cheer you up by bringing you into his house and spoiling you with anything you wanted 

- Jumin wasn’t one to joke around, but whenever he saw you giggle, he vowed to keep the smile on your face

    Death

- Funding the vaccine research was no help 

- You had collapsed while Jumin was at work, and he had rushed home, only to find you being carried away on a stretcher

- Jumin followed along, and he felt himself tear up as he looked at the paramedics trying to restart your heartbeat 

- He held onto your hand, and sadly smiled at your weak grip 

- By the time the ambulance left, it was evident that you would not make it

- When you left, Jumin organized a funeral that was sure to keep you remembered, and drowned himself in work - 

Seven

    Diagnosis

- He looked at the doctor 

- No, that’s not an RFA member

- Was it an enemy hacker?

- But he knew it was true 

- Seven blew into your ear, trying to cheer you up, frowning when you didn’t giggle

- He would come over every day, bringing so many snacks that the other patients and doctors began to like him too

- But he always focused on you, joking in a 707 manner to cheer you up

    Death

- Tears began to slow as soon as he heard the news, and it took all his self control to not punch the computer right there and then

- How stupid could he be? Working when the love of his life was dangerously sick….

- Wiping his eyes, he ran outside to his sports cars and began to speed towards the hospital 

- When he saw your dead body, something inside him broke, and he became afraid of losing more people he cared about

- So he cried on the other side of the screen, pretending he was 707 again

- The 707 she fell in love with 

[V and Unknown]

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More Daddy!Hannibal Headcanons:

  • Hannibal so pretentious, he’d probably compose a lullaby just for his child.
  • His child would learn at least TWICE the number of languages he knows.
  • When his child is curious about junk food, I doubt he’d even let them try it. He’d just create healthy, delicious alternatives right off the bat.
  • Hannibal partaking in children’s media with his child (watching Disney, playing video games, etc).
  • If his child REALLY wanted a pet, he’d probably get them a sphinx or smth like that.
  • Hannibal’s almost always well behaved child in formal wear attending the opera and other events with him and everyone cooing over them, d'aww.
  • Their nighttime routine: Dinner, some visual media like TV, bath time, Hannibal reading smth like ancient mythology to them, and a lovely massage (not necessarily for just the child (tiny hands so soft)) to put them to sleep with soft music or environmental sounds playing in the background.
  • Hannibal’s child politely asking their Daddy to carry them. Hannibal agreeing to do so more often than not.
  • HANNIBAL LECTER ALLOWING HIS CHILD TO CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE, CUDDLE HIM, AND SLEEP WITH HIM IN HIS BED. HANNIBAL LECTER ACKNOWLEDGING HIS CHILD’S DESIRE FOR CLOSENESS AND INTIMACY AND INDULGING THEM.
  • Hannibal teaching his child when and when not to bite someone.
  • Daddy-Child Yoga, can I get an Amen!
  • Hannibal making sure that if he was caught, his child would be taken care of financially and in other ways. 
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Ikuya and this Finding Nemo cake

Requested by anon