spoil free

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because they dont want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

aLRIGHT AU TIME

Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell

[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D

PayPal? No thanks.

My dear, darling, beautiful SBs. If you’re unable to get cash payment, and you think PayPal is your only option, please stop and read below, my dears.

Make a fake Gmail, or if your sugar email is a gmail, you’re a step ahead. Use your real phone number for security, it’s okay. Really.

Now, once you get that account set up with your sugar name, normal phone, and sugar email, add on Google Wallet to your sugar email account. Connect it to your debit card. When you want your SD to send you money, give him the email, that’s all he needs. Nothing personal shows at all. On the bank statement, once you “claim” the payment to be put into your account, it just refers to the payment on your bank statement as “Google*Wallet” or something like that. And on your SD’s bank statement, it shows something similar.

No personal info.
Just give him that email and get your money.

(Sadly this is only available in US and U.K.)
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SPIDERPHIL!!! i LOVED Spiderman: Homecoming so much that i decided to do a crossover with @amazingphil as Peter/Spiderman (ofc wearing his famous science pun shirts which made a science nerd like me cry lmao) and @danielhowell as Michelle her character is so gr8 btw i love her which suits Dan very well i think!! 

MORE COMICS OF THIS SPIDERPHIL CROSSOVER TO COME!! :D (part 2)  (part 3)

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[Scanlation] Shiawase Gohan ~Maki & Hanazawa~ Ch.2 by: Nanoka

Ch. 1  |  Ch. 2  |  Ch.3  |  Ch.4  |  Ch.5  |  Extras  |  Ch.6  |

ヽ(・ω・ゞ)   Heyya peeps~! Chapter 2 of the new work we picked up! It’s still currently publishing, and uhh Chapter 6 just released today HAHAH. Volume 1 came out on July 5th.  (*´・v・) For chapters past 6, we’ll update them as they release~

Our workload is piling up. Almost everything we’re working on released chapters this week. So to make up for that, we’re changing from 1 release a week to 2 releases.

This chapter is all about Pyon! We get to find out how Pyon came to live with Maki and Hanazawa, then they all celebrate her unofficial birthday. These two are such dorks lolol. With Pyon photo albums and blogs and shit. But, it’s such a cute chapter and Pyon will steal your heart~

(☞゚∀゚)☞ The chapter’s 30 pages or so. It doesn’t fit in a tumblr post. Gotta link you else where. YOU CAN READ IT IN FULL HERE. OR, if you can’t access imgur: ALT LINK.

Deea did most of the cleaning and proofread. Tsuki-chan also proofread.

I hope you enjoy!

I can’t wait until I meet the woman who will be my wife.

I can’t wait to take her out on simple dates or just stay in and cuddle on the couch with her and watch movies until we fall asleep.

I can’t wait to let her lay her head in my lap and play with her hair, or to cook her whatever she wants to eat.

I can’t wait to just make her laugh, to hold her hand and just talk about everything and nothing with her. I can’t wait to just be with her.

I hope I meet her soon.

Equal Pay

Feminist : “I want equal pay!!!”

Me : “For equal commitment to the job?”

Feminist : “Nah I need “work life” balance.”

Me : “For equal hours, then? Right know you only work seven hours to my eight.”

Feminist : “lol i’m not a slave”

Me : “For equal risk of being killed? You’d have to multiply your risk at least 9 times.”

Feminist : “Ugh why is it always violence with you?”

Me : “Equal chance to touch something nasty?”

Feminist : “Ewwww no! But I do want one of those CEO positions.”

Me : “How about all those homeless positions?”

Feminist : “Gross. no, I just want more money.”

Me : “You already control three quarters of consumer spending.”

Feminist : “Why are you such a downer? Do you just hate women?”

Me : “Ummmm… No, just spoiled people asking for free stuff without equal effort.”

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I’m a bit blown (DOINKED) by how well timed and amazing this milestone is for me. Thank you so much for following!

I have to mention a few names. There is a multitude of talented FFXIV blogs I follow and reblog from, as well as amazing mutuals that have influenced me with their own final fantasy blogs. I love final fantasy, it’s no secret, so when I joined tumblr and followed these blogs immediately and they’ve given me entertainment ever since. 

I love you @cactuarqueen, @ethernalium, @newty, @steffydoodles, @kukurubean, @themeifantasy, @snurbleberry, @solfreyr , @wyrmforge , @sylvan-rain , @quartercirclejab , @korpokkur-kid , @mcstronghuge , @necrologos@ladyrivienne , @devalentione I know I’m missing names and I hate it, but you account for a good chunk of my content (reblogs) and that’s everything I love. 

I can only do so much content, that’s why I absolutely enjoy showcasing content of interest on my blog. More than that, I’ve reached out and bothered all of you with final fantasy, metal gear, nier, or anything of interest going on with games! And I love it!

I look forward to bothering you guys more about final fantasy/nier/metal gear/whatever else sinks it’s claws into me. 

I know you guys are super excited about stormblood (and so am I) but I wanted to get this out of the way before I get sucked into stormblood so, thank you for following, I hope to continue to give you guys entertaining stuff!

anonymous asked:

Hello dear, do you know any Drarry fanfics that are not smut or porn? Something like more adventures, or detectives or something. Like Running on Air, if you know it. Thanks a lot ❤❤

Wow, this was such an interesting and challenging request! I wasn’t sure exactly which part of it to focus on, but hopefully you will find something you like in this list of T-rated adventure/auror/something similar fics! Also, I absolutely loved Running on Air, so I’m going to include it in the list as well just so I can talk about it hahaha :D

Running on Air by eleventy7 (75K)- Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
GAH, this fic!!! I remember it really well because it is the ONLY fic I’ve ever read that was so powerful, I was literally unable to read anything else for the rest of the day after I finished. That never happens to me. This fic reminded me of American classics like The Great Gatsby, or maybe East of Eden, and I don’t even know why except it was just so well written! So much delicious symbolism!!!! I was originally reluctant to read it because I saw that Harry is falling in love with “memories” and I was like NO GIVE ME DRACO IN PERSON OR GIVE ME DEATH, but then it was amazing and so worth the read and just don’t make the same mistake I did, read it NOW. 

Eclipse by Mijan (287K)- Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius’s imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. It’s the perfect plan, guaranteeing revenge, power, and prestige, all in one blow. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins, and the battle will take them both through hell and back. If they come back.
This was the first fic this request made me think of, because it has some aspects that are very similar to Running on Air (mostly the whole being-on-a-journey thing)! I’d be surprised if you hadn’t already read it because it’s such a classic, and for VERY GOOD REASON! I loved Harry and Draco’s interactions throughout the story, and it was just such a good, quintessential adventure fic, and I was hooked from the start and couldn’t put it down! Absolutely a must-read.

On Open Wings by dicta_contrion (15.5K)- Answers don’t just fall from the sky, but sometimes birds do. When one almost knocks Harry off his feet, he’s got to save it. If Draco is the only one who can help, well. That’s really entirely irrelevant.
I don’t have a concrete reason why I’m including this fic in this particular rec list besides the fact that, (although it didn’t last a whole day) this short but amazing work also moved me so profoundly that I was unable to read anything else immediately after. It just has that *ambiance*. I reeeeally loved this fic and it deserves about seven times the number of kudos and comments it currently has, I mean COME ON THERE’S AN INJURED BIRD AND A DRACO MALFOY WHO CAN SAVE IT

Twist of Fate by Oakstone730 (302K)- Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. 
This is, in my opinion, one of the best (AND MOST HEART-WRENCHING) drarry fics of all time. It has preeeetty much everything you could ever want in a Hogwarts-era drarry, and then a whole bunch more besides. Warning for MAJOR angst, like so major I had to have my friend spoil me before I read it and I was very glad I did. If you are sensitive to angst and want to be spoiled definitely feel free to send me a message and I will be happy to wail to any- and everybody about what happens so you can prepare your fragile, drarry-loving hearts. And just keep in mind that I’ve never liked a fic without a happy ending ;)

The Snitch-Maker by Omi_Ohmy (21.5K)- Draco is content with his Snitches, with the tap tap tap of his hammer, and the tiny gears and sharp scent of metal in his workshop - until one day Harry Potter appears, asking for help to solve a rash of Snitch-tampering in the Quidditch world. Career Choices: Harry: QUABBLE official (Quidditch representative); Draco: Snitch-maker
Okay let me just say that I freaking LOVE the hd career fair (it’s happening again this year guys, yay!!!) and this is an amazing example of how wonderful atypical career Drarry fics can be. Although Harry isn’t an auror, he’s still been put in charge of solving a mystery, and Draco helps him and THERE aRE SNIDGETS I LOVE SNIDGETS! And also I am such a sucker for any fic in which one of the boys does some sort of craft or something creative, so I absolutely LOVE Draco-the-snitch-maker!!

The Bodyguards by dracogotgame (51K)- Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Career Choices: Harry: Bodyguard; Draco: Bodyguard
Another unusual career fic! This fic has some GREAT animosity, GREAT characterization, GREAT original characters, and, in my opinion, an especially satisfying ending! Again, although they aren’t aurors in this fic, there is still a mystery for them to solve! :)

Earthbound Spook by cest_what (57.5K)- Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts.
OOH Dimension travel! Gryffindor Draco! Mystery! Intrigue! Horcruxes! Panic! Romance! Yep, amazing!! :D

Oath Breaker by GoblinCatKC (181.5K)- At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic double-cross against the dark lord and Draco educates Harry in an old school of magic. With a wild dragon chase, narrow escapes and an unlikely romance as Draco is forced to reveal to a hostile wizarding world that the Malfoy family is dark.
Okay, I really loved this fic! I love when authors explore the whole Light/Dark magic dynamics and come up with their own explanations of how it all works! And the history of why Dark magic has been discriminated against! I also love when more Slytherins than just Draco start working against Voldemort and this fic is such a well-written example of that! And I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I love creature Draco as well, and he can be found in all his (very unique!) glory here ;)

How Far I’ll Go For You Part Two (tws!bucky x reader)

Originally posted by winter-widoww

Summary: you’re a newbie in the Avengers team, only working with them for a little over a year. You’ve gained a close friendship with Steve Rogers. But due to HYDRA working all over in secret, Steve has you on lockdown at the compound. However, one night out with a close relative of your own, changes your entire life. 

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: this part is a flashback

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You sighed as you heaved yourself away from the kitchen window, carrying an empty bowl back to the sink and rinsing it out before putting it in the dish draining board next to the sink. You looked at the clock displayed on the stove and sighed once again. It was hardly passed midnight and you’d wanted, no needed, to get the hell away from the compound even if it was only for a few hours.

You’d spend too long looking at the grey and blue walls surrounding you lately that you’d thought you were going crazy. You knew better than to disobey Captain Rogers of all people. But it was just one night out with someone you trusted. Right? What could possibly go wrong? It’s not as though H.Y.D.R.A. was really after you, right?

Steve was just a paranoid old coot who didn’t know the meaning of fun times. So you rushed to your bedroom and rushed to dress in casual clothing before you called your cousin Kira and invited her to the bar down the street from her house. She was excited to see you, after only having moments together on the phone with you after you had joined the team over a year ago.

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sometimes you forget how well off dylan and eric were until you google the prices of some of their signature items. for example, the going rate on the dusters they wore (esp dylan’s leather one) is well over 100 dollars. not to mention the price of dylan’s onyx ring (if it was actual onyx), his watch, and his red sox/avalanche hat.

My phone has a pin code. Why?

• Photos: gay ship fanarts
• Social media and google: OTP in search history
• Messages: fangirling w/ internet friends
• Notes: fanfic ideas
• Lockscreen/background: fave character

Need I go on?