similarities between Spirk and Sportarobbie?
odd question, anon, but i’ll humor you.
short, tanned and muscular: sportacus and jim kirk
tall, dark and handsome: robbie rotten and spock
distinguishable features (pointed ears, eyebrows, ect): spock, robbie rotten and sportacus
pale-skinned with dark hair: spock and robbie rotten
not of human species: sportacus and spock
ambiguously gay: all parties interact with eacother that involve touching and making certain eye contact and gestures. (this mostly applies to kirk/spock but go along with it. you seen how many times robbie is in sport’s arms.)
owner of long, graceful limbs. robbie rotten and spock
incredibly handsome smile with bright eyes: sportacus and jim kirk
dark lashes that could be mistaken for falsies: spock and robbie rotten
beautiful hair award goes to: jim kirk and sportacus
good at emotions: sportacus and jim kirk
bad at emotions: spock and robbie rotten