spock and scotty

A (very late ^^’) birthday gift for my beloved wife @petimetrek.

I’m really happy that you loved it wife. I’m sorry it too me so long - I wanted it to look as best as possible - just for you.

As for the characters, the order of appearance goes like this (top to bottom): I-Chaya, Sarek, Keroberos, Amanda Grayson, Appa, Aziraphale, Crowley, Sybok, Jim Kirk (with a Tribble on his head), Spock, McCoy, Scotty, C-3PO, R2-D2, Rey, Poe Dameron, Finn, BB8, Makkachin.

could you imagine The Enterprise having like a yearly inspection and Kirk bugs out every time because the best running ship in the fleet certainly doesn’t become so because they follow the rules. He has to remind the crew a week in advance to actually call him Captain and use formal titles. Bones and Scotty’s shared bathroom which is one hundred percent a liquor cabinet/distillery cannot be a thing. Sulu has to collect all of his plants out of everywhere that’s not the Botany Labs and hide the illegal ones he picked up during their journey in his quarters. Scotty has to remove all of his Scotty-Approved-Modifications from Engineering. Spock can’t work four shifts in a row and break the ensigns that challenge him in the gym to sparring matches. Bones can’t medically offer alcohol to anybody. Uhura needs to not curse every ten minutes, in any language. Chekov needs to focus more on his console and less on every pair of legs walking by his station. 

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Happy Pride Month everyone!

I couldn’t add every flags but I mostly put what I thought was relevant to them :D (of course those are ideas but you can disagree with it!)

Anyway I hope you liked it!

Love has no frontier  (◠ω◠✿)

PS: There is an advocacy week coming up: #WeNeedLGBTQStories Week. It’s a week to talk about the need for positive mainstream LGBT representation in media, June 12-18 ! If you want to know more about it, ask @weneedlgbtqstories or check this out!

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ACTUAL LONG-SUFFERING SINGLE DAD CHRISTOPHER PIKE

Everything I loved about Star Trek Beyond

•The opening scene with Kirk and the aliens 

•"I ripped my shirt again.“ 

•The scene with Bones and Kirk drinking. 

•Kirk and Bones

•Kirk not flirting with anybody/being a womanizer 

•Sulu being gay 

•Sulu’s family 

•Sulu 

•Kirk gazing lovingly up at Spock from the captain’s chair 

•The battle against the aliens 

•Bones and Spock getting on the turbolift together super badass 

•Bones and Spock going through the wrecked corridors together 

•Bones and Spock leaving on an escape pod together  

•Bones and Spock 

•Uhura kicking ass 

•Uhura risking her life to separate the saucer section 

•Jaylah 

•"Montgomery Scotty" 

•Chekov 

•Kirk and Chekov sliding down the enterprise hull  

•Bones and Spock 

•"Horseshit." 

•”What’s your favorite color?" 

•Bones carrying Spock around 

•Bones being bothered that Spock was planning on leaving  

•Spock laughing 

•Spock insisting that he does "respect” Bones 

•Non sexualized Jaylah 

•Jaylah’s music 

•Scotty and Jaylah’s friendship 

•Uhura and Sulu’s friendship 

•"My innards feel like they’ve been to a barn dance.“ 

•Spock and Bones shared glance when Kirk says to Spock, "What would I do without you?" 

•"You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry?!” •"You gave your girlfriend a tracking device?!“ 

•"I’m glad you don’t respect me." 

•The motorcycle holograms 

•Kirk grabbing Jaylah’s hand midairwhilespining ashskdj 

•Scotty and Keenser’s reunion 

•I can fly anything 

•Sulu being badass 

•Spock wanting Bones to come with him 

•Spock and Bones  

•Jaylah’s "Let me do it!” Then Uhura’s “Let her do it!" 

•Sabotage 

•Sulu and Chekov tapping to the beat 

•Bones flying the alien ship 

•Spock being a "damn backseat driver." 

•BONES AND SPOCK SAVING KIRK ASDJSKKSGAYNSSK 

•Kirk’s birthday party 

•Jaylah being accepted into starfleet 

•Chekov flirting with everybody 

•Spock and Kirk 

•Everybody getting equal and quality screen time

•The main seven all saying "Space, the final frontier…" 

•The Rihanna song 

•The entire soundtrack 

•The space credits 

•Beyond 

•Star Trek Beyond 

•The entire movie 

•In memory of Leonard Nimoy 

•For Anton

Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3. 

I dinnae know why the captain returned with a ripped shirt while the rest of the away team look perfectly fine. They landed on Tribble Planet. There’s nothin’ but Tribbles there. Doctor McCoy looks mighty peeved and Mr. Spock hasn’t spoken since their return. The Captain looks pleased with himself. Why am I still on this ship. Help.

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~ day in the life

massive shoutout to all the people who put comments in the tags - especially @startrektrashface - your art is !!!! But seriously, all of you guys are awesome and your tags are awesome and it makes my damn day!

trek tag

Tag Yourself

Kirk Friend - The friend that’s always happy but injured 1701% of the time. Super smart and doesn’t want the attention. Illogical™
Spock Friend - The friend that is calm, intelligent and super done with the Kirk Friend but loves them anyway
Bones Friend - Emotional but smart, perceptive and is exasperatedly affectionate for the Kirk friend. At odds with the Spock Friend but in a friendly way. Mom Friend™
Scotty Friend - Needs coffee to function. Incredibly dedicated to what they do. Smol nerd who is constantly cracking jokes and innuendos but can be serious when it’s called for
Chekov Friend - Very smol but can and will kick your ass. Can smart laps around you and is very bubbly. Close to the Sulu Friend and is Energetic™. Gives off an innocent vibe but is actually worse than everybody combined
Sulu Friend - Talented driver. Close with the Chekov Friend and makes bad puns with the Kirk Friend. Smart and likes plants. Gay best friend. Ooh myyyy
Uhura Friend - Queen. Loves all of the other Friends like family. Keeps everybody together and isn’t afraid to beat sense into anybody. Talented roaster. Will verbally burn you and you’ll find out 10 years later. Knows all the words and languages
Jaylah Friend - Doesn’t understand a lot of modern things but knows how to fight like a badass and more importantly like a girl. Super smart and knows how to work. BFFs with the Scotty Friend. Badass makeup. Knows what she’s doing

Star Trek Character Ages

Over the past few days my sister and I have been doing very important research; we looked up the ages of all of the Star Trek characters. Quite possibly one of the most nerdy things I have spent my time doing, but, the results are quite interesting in some cases. So here you go tumblr.

*note: all of these ages were calculated using either birth years found on memory alpha or memory beta, so they may not be 100% correct, but I tried to be as accurate as possible.*

——At the start of their time on the series—–

TOS:
Kirk-32
Spock-34
Bones-38
Uhura-26
Sulu-28
Checkov-22
Scotty-43

TNG:
Picard-59
Riker-30
Data-26 (based on activation date)
Troi-28
Geordi-29
Beverley Crusher-40
Wesley Crusher-16
Yar-27
Worf-24

DS9:
Sisko-37
Kira-26
Jadzia-28
Ezri-21
Dax (symbiont)- 351(born in 2018!!! Guys that is pretty soon)
Bashir-28
O’Brien-41
Odo- 32 (based on date he was first found)
Quark- unknown (no recorded DOB)
Jake-14
Worf-32

Voyager:
Janeway-36
Chakotay-42
Tuvok-107
Tom-25
B’Elanna-25
Harry-22
The Doctor-0 (Activation date)
Kes-1
Neelix-34
7 of 9-21 (however she spent time in a Borg maturation chamber)

Enterprise:
Archer-39
T’Pol-63
Trip-30
Phlox-Unknown
Reed-29
Hoshi-22
Travis-25
Porthos-Unknown, but at least 2 years old

Go forth with the newfound knowledge you have gained!