The Signs Drunk
  • <p><b>Aries:</b> has only had about 3 shots "you know I love you,right? Like I don't say this enough"<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Stays at home with a bottle of wine..or ten<p/><b>Gemini:</b> most likely to wake up in another country married to some stranger<p/><b>Cancer:</b> at home with the girls ranting about some douche with their seventeenth glass of chardonnay<p/><b>Leo:</b> either at home in a wedding dress while drinking red wine or dancing with some stranger at a club,no in-between<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Wine and a platter of cheeses and crackers,cause they get classy drunk<p/><b>Libra:</b> Gets aesthetic drunk. Oh,they're vomiting? Best believe Libra is already choosing an insta filter<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Guzzles down their entire cellar while burning some old stuff. Uses it as cleanse<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> No real difference. They're already blunt af,and will probably tell you some heavy stuff<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> That drunk that gets sudden moves like Jagger and turns the club into their concert<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Dances in the rain barefooted,while in a Burberry coat,aesthetically pleasing without even trying<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Vodka and gummybears on the roof or How to Get Away With Murder with sparkling cider<p/></p>