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  • James: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
  • Sirius: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
  • James: Come on, man, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh... Oh! What if you saw a three-legged puppy?
  • Sirius: I'd be sad, sure, but I wouldn't cry.
  • James: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me, Sirius. All the other puppies pick on me."
  • Sirius: Cry? I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!