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  • Shale: So are all of your kind similarly powerful, Qunari?
  • Sten: I am not here to satisfy your curiosity, creature.
  • Shale: That is true. I suppose I sounded like a human, chattering away? I apologize.
  • Sten: No, it is I who should apologize. You are no human. You are a vastly superior construct.
  • Shale: That’s kind of the Qunari to say. If all of your people are like you, it is a wonder you haven’t crushed the humans under your heel.
  • Sten: I have wondered this same thing.
  • Shale: One just need to look at them. They’re so…
  • Sten: Small?
  • Shale: Exactly.
  • Sten: You and I, we are of the same mind, kadan.
A klance smut fic

By @datklance and @cosmoslance

(Max and I were fuckin about on shamchat and found each other and well… this beautiful RP happened, enjoy)

Me- Lance Mcbants

Max- Keef Kogayne

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DAY TWO: Ah The Old Bullymagnet Switcharoo

a fic about smiling, post-food fight fallout, and THE OLD BULLYMAGNET SWITCHAROO

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For your Easter delectation: Marshmallow Peeps in vacuum.

SPLORT! Best sound effect ever~

Part 2 of a 4 page comic (well 5 since there’s, eh, nevermind) featuring searching-for-bananaflies / tamarinfrog‘s characters Tanrine and Angelo. Orchid is one for the easy kills, she bad dat way… She has a crazy Krill/Death ratio! *ba-dum-tish*

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Things you'll read about in Chapter 1 of Ragnarök:
  • Parachute-free stratosphere skydiving
  • The word “Splort”
  • Impromptu bone carving
  • Skunkworks and its private military- Skunkforce
  • A three-legged tank
  • “Emu Fever”
  • A flying eyeball
  • Cato being a jerk
  • Violet getting sucked into a jet engine
  • A guy named Luka Carcass
  • “Smart Foam”
  • The technical terminology for burping
  • A vaporized prison guard
  • Unintentionally laparoscopic surgery
  • “Diabolus Ex Machina”
  • Advanced digital spycraft discussions
  • A mysterious dark mountain
  • “Plump” breasts
  • A river of sewage
  • A three-meter humanoid
  • A joke that requires you to know both 1750s Indian history and Black Hole related scientific terminology
  • That poster of a cat hanging from a tree
  • A jet that can maintain 350g’s of acceleration for half an hour