splitting axe

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“Fly or die!” cried the three-eyed crow as it pecked at him. He wept and pleaded but the crow had no pity. It put out his left eye and then his right, and when he was blind in the dark it pecked at his brow, driving its terrible sharp beak deep into his skull. He screamed until he was certain his lungs must burst. The pain was an axe splitting his head apart, but when the crow wrenched out its beak all slimy with bits of bone and brain, Bran could see again. What he saw it made him gasp in fear. He was clinging to a tower miles high, and his fingers were slipping, nails scrabbling at the stone, his legs dragging him down, stupid useless dead legs. “Help me!” he cried. A golden man appeared in the sky above him and pulled him up. “The things I do for love,” he murmured softly as he tossed him out kicking into empty air. 

A Clash of Kings → Bran II

Kindred

Wolf: “Lamb, tell me a story!”

Lamb: “There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.”

Wolf: “Why was it lonely?”

Lamb: “All things must meet this man. So, they shunned him.”

Wolf: “Did he chase them all?”

Lamb: “He took an axe and split himself in two.”

Wolf: “So he would always have a friend?”

Lamb: “So he would always have a friend.”

              LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CHAMPIONS AESTHETIC ( 1 / ?? )

                               KINDRED, THE ETERNAL HUNTERS.

                          so he took an axe & split himself  in two. 

                               so he would always  have a friend.

Wiping the glistening sweat from his brow, Scott stood up straight and pulled off his dirty work shirt. Tossing it aside, he then picked up his splitting axe and went back to chopping wood.

Lamb, tell me a story!
There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.
Why was it lonely?
All things must meet this man. So, they shunned him.
Did he chase them all?
He took an axe and split himself in two.
So he would always have a friend?
So he would always have a friend.
- Kindred (League of Legends)

Wolf: “Lamb, tell me a story.”
Lamb: “There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.”
Wolf: “Why was it lonely?”
Lamb: “All things must meet this man, so they shunned him.”
Wolf: “Did he chase them all?”
Lamb: “He took an axe and split himself in two right down the middle.”
Wolf: “So he would always have a friend?”
  Lamb: “So he would always have a friend.”
—  Kindred
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Lumber-Harold from the stream!

I was very inspired

“Lamb, tell me a story!”
“There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.”
“Why was it lonely?”

“All things must meet this man. So, they shunned him.”

“Did he chase them all?“

"He took an axe and split himself in two.”

“So he would always have a friend?”

“So he would always have a friend.”

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Wolf: Lamb, tell me a story!
Lamb: There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely…
Wolf: Why was it lonely?
Lamb: All things must meet this man. So, they shunned him…
Wolf: Did he chase them all?
Lamb: He took an axe and split himself in two…
Wolf: …So he would always have a friend?
Lamb: So he would always have a friend…

“Lamb, tell me a story.”

   “There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.”

        “Why was it lonely?”

             “All things must meet this man, so they shunned him.”

                  “Did he chase them all?”

                      “He took an axe and split himself in two right down the middle.”

                           “So he would always have a friend?”
                                                 

                      “So he would always have a friend.”


i n d e p e n d e n t K i n d r e d a s k & r o l e - p l a y  b l o g


Singleverse, does not ship, oc friendly, accepts M!As

Both muns are 18+

NSFW allowed, blood, gore, language,no smut allowed.

Lamb asks will be answered by h2stickman / Wolf asks will be answered by ren-xiv

Occasionally posts art/answers asks with art

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“Lamb tell me a story.”

       “There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely.”

“Why was it lonely?”

       “All things must meet this man, so they shunned him.”

“Did he chase them all?”

       “He took an axe and split himself in two.“

“So he would always have a friend?“

       “So he would always have a friend.“

Kindred hype

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Leveraxe - Wood Splitting Axe

With Leveraxe, you don’t have to be built like a lumberjack to split logs. It does the work for you. Its clever engineering and design give it 35 times the hitting force of a traditional axe. The brainchild of Finnish pensioner Heikki Kärnä, Leveraxe is a product conceived out of necessity and needs related to living in wild and inaccessible areas. The Leveraxe provides a safer, easier and faster way of splitting wood.

an ax splits me open and an ocean spills from the gap in my chest where my breath should have been. a crow chuckles perched on a winter branch. the sun forgets to rise in the morning. there is nothing surreal about this ending.

Despite your worthless prayers, your non-existent god cannot stop the ax from splitting your skull, nor can this fictional jewish deity prevent your blood from soaking into the earth. 

OK, just imagine a show you watch that has never had more than a slight nosebleed shown on-screen. Now imagine that show airing an episode depicting GALLONS AND GALLONS OF BLOOD POURING OUT OF THE CHANTING DISEMBODIED HEADS OF ANIMALS ALL CONTROLLED BY A MAN WITH HIS HEAD SPLIT OPEN BY AN AX WHO’S INTENTIONS ARE TO KILL EVERY PERSON OCCUPYING A LARGE MANSION.

And that is why we are losing our shit