splickedydoodles

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Cleared out all my commission slots, and ready to do more!  More information on my Commissions Page, which is also linked in my sidebar.  Quick rundown:

Some things I will draw:

  • Original characters (100% original OR gemsonas, god tiers, etc.)
  • Fanart (including for fandoms I’m not in) and pairing art
  • Character fusions
  • Fic/story illustrations
  • Suggestive/implied sexiness (negotiable, 18+ only)

Some things I will not draw:

  • Explicit gore (blood and injury are alright)
  • Explicit sexual content
  • Mechas/robotics (related: cars/vehicles without specific reference, sorry)

Night shift nursing makes my schedule spotty, so I’m only opening two slots so I can focus on one person at a time!  The rules/more details are at the Commissions page on my blog–send me a message or shoot me an email if you’re interested, and thanks for reading! :)

Leonard Church: prince of heart.  inventing so many new and creative way to torture himself and shatter his own identity, they had to write whole new laws.

amazingspaceship  asked:

Karkat, F7?

Anonymous said:  F7 jack noir

  I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO STABDADS SO I MADE IT STABDADS

For the rest of his life, without conscious thought, Karkat Noir will close his left eye when he’s giving somebody the death-glare.  This is absolutely not because of his dad’s badass missing eye and the hundreds of times Jack turned the one-eye-death-glare on somebody for messing with his son.  Of course.  Nothing to do with that at all.

y’know what I should do instead of sleeping?  I should draw my OTP sleeping.

Pale Gamkar cuddles for the soul at 4:13 AM.  if you’re reading this you should probably be asleep.

argonapricot – Bloodline: Captor  Inspo: From Under Bridges

Psiiiiiiii!  I’ve drawn him before as he is during current story events, but before he was the Condesce’s private trophy he was a skinny, fighty little asshole from the the distant hot reaches of the empire. UwU

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sporelett answered: Porrim/Cronus, kiss on the neck? :3c

  1. somebody is totally kissing my neck but it’s a rainbow-drinker should I be concerned
  2. should I read into the statement “sit still and shut up” or was that just, like, hard-to-get or something
  3. most importantly, does this mean I’m allowed to touch the tiddy

anonymous asked:

Okay but like...how tf do you draw open, fanged mouthes so *well* bc it is damn near *impossible* to do that shit without the fangs getting in the way, like what demon do I need to contract to be able to do that

OKAY WELL I’m so bad at explanations BUT I GUESS HERE.

This goes along pretty well with another tutorial I made that was about how teeth and mouths work.  [here]  Building off of that…

fangs are like teeth, they, like, wrap around the head.  

There are a lot of different kinds of fangs in the animal kingdom, so they combine differently with normal teeth!  Almost universally, the canines on a normal person are going to be longer! (There’s usually four teeth in the middle front and then the canines on either side) 

a variety of fangs.  (Gamzee’s got an extra fang in the middle there, oops.  Oh well.)  Note: the fangs don’t need to perfectly line up, because they’re mostly going to lock together at the canines (look up wolf fangs if you wnat to see what I mean) but they should usually alternate so they’re at least not directly over top of each other.

argonapricot said:

How about the character in Homestuck that you feel the sorriest for? Medieval AU actually sounds super hype, so let’s go with that.

I threw around a couple of ideas trying to figure out who I felt sorriest for, but honestly the Psiioniic’s situation in canon is just so…terrible. 8I  And he’s super fun to draw!

In other news, I would like to apologize to anybody who has ever put effort into learning things about the medieval era because I am not one of them and it probably shows. ;D

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“Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. ”
"Hear the voice of the Bard!
Who present, past, and future sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walked among the ancient trees.

Like seven people asked for Beforus pale Gamkar–so here!  

No listen though imagine Karkat is this sort of middle-aged general dude, like 35-40 years old, kind of weathered and jaded and he ends up getting together with this big, gangly highblood who still follows flutterbugs and repeatedly states a life-goal of making every single person he meets laugh and cheers about his birthdays. (”RIGHT, I FORGOT, YOU’RE STILL YOUNG ENOUGH YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT WIGGLING DAYS.”  “yeahhhh brother, don’t figure I won’t ever be so motherfuckin’ old as to not to.” “GOD YOU’RE SUCH A WRIGGLER. <>”)

And then he goes to the party and the goddamn empress is like “CLAMZ—E—E!! Hey crabsnack!  Yeah, we’ve been friends since we were wrigglers!  Happy 200th, sugargrub, mwah!”

Surprise, your boyfriend is literally four or five times older than you. UuU

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Anonymous said:

#7 with gamtav please?

7: Kiss on the Lips (Passionate)

O L É

careful when you let go of him he’s literally going to collapse.

CG: DUMBASS. <>

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Anonymous said: Erikat? (pale or flushed) ;)

dumbass fell asleep in the middle of a movie again. <3

I meant to draw ancestors but instead I found an expressions book and drew a lot of highbloods without reference and in an inadvisably short amount of time.  For convenient reference

Telling puns:

Being told puns:

That one friend who APPARENTLy owns an ENTIRE FUCKING BOOK of puns:

Anonymous asked you:

18 erifef

18. Underwater Kiss

THESE CUTIES if there weren’t so many of these I wanted to do before going to sleep tonight I would add rays of light in the water in the background, but there are SO MANY OF YOU, WOW. @o@ So background-less EriFef for you, anon. UmU

Kiss Night Currently Open!

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Homestuck sketches from the last few weeks! :D  The ones with (Name + X) are the ones I got from my random prompt generator.  Also, a couple of older drawings of Best Years of Your Life GHB because big hot Jordanian ex-gang professional painter GHB with waist-length dreads was a great idea.

lizardlicks said:

For the Kiss meme, erikar either 1 or 4, whichever you’re feelin!

4: Kiss on the Eyelid(s)

giant seadweller and his tiny mutant boyfriend

i swear every time I draw these guys they’re throwing themselves around all dramatic like the main characters of a romance novel there is SO MUCH DRAMA in this pairing.