spliceration

alamuts-lair-of-madness  asked:

Every Dystopia needs an official artist and which MLP character has a daliesque, Sander Cohen moustache? Spike of course! All dragons are obsessed with something - Discord for example, was into biohacking and grafting guardians. Spike's obsession, his muse, is the Princess. Sadly Cadance didn't like the crystal hearth he'd made for her out of some sad splicer, and then she left... But maybe Rarity will accept his feelings and become his masterpiece? She would look lovely with eyes made of rubies

Hmmm…. that’s certainly an interesting role for Spike; I’ve received asks asking about him but I’m not entirely sure what to do with him. He probably wouldn’t be around when Cadance was the Princess ‘cause he’d be much older by the time Rarity rolls around, and I want him to remain a child/pre-teen.

Hmmm…. he could be… an Orphan? One of the few dragon Orphans made? And I can see alicorn forcing crystallized blood to painfully sprout from the skin of an Addict, so not only does he think these things are tasty snacks (as an Orphan he likes to consume alicorn too, but he’s immune to its effects because of it too) maybe he thinks they’re really pretty and he brings them to Rarity as gifts? He could be quite the artist too, painting pictures with blood and crayons while he’s out harvesting to give to the Princess and her faithful Guardian.

Sign Splicers

When your sun unites with your moon, ascendant, and/or dominant element, you get a Sign Splicer. Here are the zodiac’s hybrid breeds…which one are you?

Fire + Fire: The Big Bang. You roar with passion, and your enthusiasm reverberates through the entire universe; it’s impossible to ignore your thundering presence (usually because you are very loud!). You have tremendous visions, and believe anything is possible if you want it bad enough. Never waiting or slowing down, you dream of an action-packed life full of glory and excitement that allows room for your showy self to shine. The amount of faith and hope you have makes you very childlike, and you are convinced that you are destined to be a hero. You rebel against reality of any kind, detest details, and can be quite self-involved.  

Earth + Earth: THE MEAT. You are in control of your senses, and the only thing real to you is your physical body. In fact, you draw your impressive strength from your rock solid core of stability. Nothing has the power to uproot you, as you are firmly fixed to reality. The material realm sustains you, impracticality confuses you, and chaos scares the crap out of you, because you don’t like being out of control. You are the base upon which all others stand, and your dependable, loyal nature makes weaker types rely on you. You can be overly skeptical of the things that supersede your senses, so it is important for you to be open to change.

Air + AirTHE THINKER. A fan favorite, you are civilized and cultured, and always have a bright comment or idea to add to a conversation. Independent in both action and word, you do as you like in order to reach total objectivity, but focusing solely on the intelligence causes you to lose touch with the reality of your humanity (emotions and body). Your observational skills always have you questioning and examining the various things that blow into your life, which makes communication a necessity. Friendly, open-minded, and completely cerebral, you shun any and everything that strikes you as illogical.

Water + Water: THE RAIN. The entire world washes over you, and sometimes drowns you, as you swim in the feelings and moods of everyone; this makes discernment extremely difficult. Highly sensitive with a tender heart and soul, you feel vulnerable 24/7. Instincts and imagination overpower your intellect, causing some irrationality, and this is worsened when you dwell on your emotions. You are a sentimentalist, and have a deep connection to your past, and nostalgia often consumes you. Because you frequently underestimate your own strength, you long for deep relationships that provide you with the stability and safe closeness you crave. 

Fire + Earth: The Bull-Dozer. The epitome of spirit and sense, you’ve got drive and determination to push through life as strongly and as quickly as possible. Your feet are glued to the ground as you strive to bring your wildest dreams to fruition; you see and seize the future with certitude. A commanding ego compels you to take charge, and you never shy away from authority, because you are all muscle, with the stamina to see things through the long haul. You need both freedom and stability, and can be massively creative. You are passionate and powerful, but this can make you a stubborn brute.

Fire + Air: The Rave. A discotheque personality with confidence, wonder and bright ideas help you communicate with ease and enthusiasm, you are charismatic and expressive. Dancing through life, you refuse to limit your potential, and you are always in pursuit of the newest and coolest things to help you grow. You’re always going at the speed of light in search of wide horizons, and you absolutely hate to be bored. Social interactions of all kinds ignite your idealism and imagination, and you always aim to be the center of attention. You need large amounts of freedom and space in your life, and you may be emotionally immature and somewhat superficial. 

Fire + Water: The Fusion. The ultimate blending of male and female, you are aggressive and sensitive, with fluctuating moods and temper flares. Wistful, imaginative, and spirited, you long for independence and flee from any form of containment, yet you yearn for emotional attachment. With an exposed heart, you radiate warmth, and flourish in strong relationships because they allow you to pour out your romanticism without abandon. You are emotionally intense and passionate. Self-control and objectivity are foreign to you, as you prefer to filter things through you directly, without rationality getting in the way. 

Air + Earth: THE MAMMAL. With your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground, you grip reality firmly, and organize and build your abstract ideas into something useful. You are a rational, practical person with a scientific mind that is chock full of innovation, and you desire to improve life on earth. You are a master of the soil, efficient and steady, with enough objectivity and forethought to bring your ideals into fruition. Intellectual, social and supportive, always in tune with your senses, you tend to ignore the mysterious realm of the emotions.  

Air + WaterTHE VAPOR.  Intellect and imagery, you communicate through your creativity, but your rich imagination floats in the sky, as you find bringing your ideas to form to be too strenuous. Both romantic and scientific, your heart and your mind take turns in decision making, and you get inspired by close connections with friends, but feel both a desire for intimacy, and a need for change. You can be incredibly insightful and deeply philosophical, but your detachment is tinted with your subjective view, which makes you a little biased. You yearn for more, and adapt to fit into the world, sometimes intellectualizing your feelings.

Earth + WaterTHE FERTILITY. Your lush imagination lends itself to your creative capabilities to produce lovely fruit. Your emotions and reality-awareness make you a wise and centered problem-solver, and thus, very resourceful. A domestic classicist who is very concerned with creating a nurturing net of safety and security, you make home life a priority. You are caring and quiet, highly romantic and artistic, and apply your sensitivity with determination. But you may be possessive of loved ones, and lack the objectivity that allows you to grow fully.

Colress visits the other regions:

Kanto - the cress man is confused. There is no Legendary Duo with a ~mysterious third~ for him to make DNA splicers for. The cress man is sad. He combines all three of the Legendary Birds and leaves the region.

Johto - aha, a Legendary Duo! But… there is no ~mysterious third~. He splices together Ho-oh and Lugia and leaves the region, dissatisfied.

Hoenn - internet explorer rejoices. Grouquaza and Rayogre are within his grasp…. but before he can craft the DNA Splicers for the weather trio he is abducted by Deoxys and not seen again for three years

Sinnoh - the cress man sets his sights on Dialgatina and Giralkia. Arceus punts him out of the region before the man destroys the fabric of space-time.

Unova - he just runs through the region very quickly so no one can catch him.

Kalos - DNA Splicers for Yvelgarde and Zyneas go! the cress man creates them, but before they can be used, AZ comes and stands very close. Not saying a word. Making uncomfortable eye-contact. the cress man gives him the Splicers and rolls away slowly on the Kalosian rollerskates.

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