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Summary:

Y/N’s curious, clumsy, and has a knack for asking the wrong questions at the wrong time. Bucky’s a hot-headed prick with a dark past and communication issues. Both are paired for training, and neither party is all too thrilled.

Word count: 791


You find the training room at precisely 6:28 a.m.

You’re rehearsing every possible angry excuse in your head. You’re new here. It’s not your fault the hallways are like the fucking labyrinth. It’s not like anybody was kind enough to provide you with a map of the place. And six a.m.? That’s less than four hours after your absolutely wonderful trainer had made it very clear that he was far from happy with having you as his trainee, which doesn’t leave you with a lot of time to sleep.

When you look around the room though, you realize it’s empty, and you almost sigh out of relief. There’s no need for excuses when there’s no one to give them to. Plus, Bucky can’t be mad at you when he’s late himself.

You decide to wait for five minutes, then scan the room one last time. He’s not here, and you doubt he’s going to show up. You’ve got better things to do anyway, like go back to sleep, so you’re not going to wait around any longer.

Bitter thoughts cloud your head again, and you mutter to yourself as you turn to exit the room, “If he couldn’t be up at six in the morning, why didn’t he just set a later time? What’s up with that attitude anyway? Why is he so–”

Bang!

You feel it before your brain can ever process what happening. The bullet whizzes past your ear, so close that the rush of air it leaves as it goes raises the hairs on the back of your neck. The sound registers later, and you jump, whirling around with eyes wide.

“Tip number one,” Bucky says, standing up from where he was crouched behind the pile of sandbags. “Always be aware of your surroundings.”

Your heart feel like it’s caught up between two paddles of an intense game of table tennis. Your eyes narrow dangerously at how relaxed he is, just standing there, disassembling his gun as if hadn’t just shot a bullet inches from your head.

“Are you insane?” Your voice is so shrill it sounds foreign to your own ears. “You could have killed me!”

Bucky shrugs. “But I didn’t.”

You can’t believe your ears. Steve you can handle. Sam’s nice enough. But this guy? He's– he’s an absolute psychopath! It hasn’t even been twenty minutes into training and you know exactly how you’re going to die: with the contents of your brain splattered across the pristine floor of the training room, all thanks to Bucky Barnes.

The look on your face must speak for itself, because Bucky’s expression changes from nonchalant to serious again, and he strides up to you until he’s closer than he needs to be and his hand is grabbing your wrist firmly. Every fiery insult that’s manifested inside your head dies tragically somewhere on the way to your lips.

Bucky pulls out a roll of boxing wraps from his pocket and starts wrapping your right hand. “Tip number two,” he says, voice dangerously low this time. “Shoot where you aim.” He moves onto your left hand. “Misfiring can be fatal.”

When both your hands are nicely secure, he steps back. “You’re not ready for a gun yet. We’ll start with the bags.”

Turns out, you’re probably not ready for the bags yet either. When Bucky tells you to have your best at it, the punch you throw is so pathetic, you wince on behalf of your trainer.  For a moment he just stares at you with an impassive look on his face. Then his eyes close and his hand passes over his face as he inhales sharply. When he opens his eyes again, there’s a tick in his jaw.

He positions your hands so that they’re right in front of your face. “Drop them,” he explains, “and you drop your guard. And when you punch, all the power should come from here.” His hands settle on your hips, and you can feel how cold they are even through the fabric of your tights. You flinch.

He steps away, and you try again. This time, you can feel the strength behind your punch, and you swell with a little pride. So you’re not that bad.

Two hours later, Bucky’s showed you a whole lot more about punching. You’re drenched in sweat and your arms feel like they’re going to fall off. When you can’t do anymore, you stop, dropping your arms to your knees and taking a moment to catch your breath.

When you glance up at Bucky, he nods, then studies his watch for a moment. When he look back up, a lazy smirk manages its way across his face.

“Do it again.”

(You’ve decided. You hate Bucky Barnes.)


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In the late 1950s, he hired an engineer named Nils Bohlin to make cars safer – not just their cars, but all cars. Recognizing the need for a device that absorbed force across both the chest and waist, Bohlin developed the three point seatbelt that’s in essentially every modern vehicle more complex than a bumper car.

Now, this put Engellau’s company in a powerful position; they could have made rival car executives get on their knees and beg for the privilege to pay millions for access to this new technology, or they could have just refused to share the patent and instead run with a new marketing slogan like, “Volvo: The Only Car That Won’t Splatter Your Brains Across The Goddamn Sidewalk.”

Instead, Volvo allowed anyone to use their new patent for free because, while they wanted to make money, they drew the line at letting other human beings die just because they preferred to drive a rival automobile. And they weren’t begrudgingly getting ahead of the government inevitably forcing them to share in the name of public interest – the company sent Bohlin abroad to promote the use of his new belt.

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anonymous asked:

What exactly do we know about Eric and Dylan's suicide?

We know the following things for sure or are able to deduce the following from evidence given:

  • Dylan and Eric returned to the library and exchanged shots with law enforcement. Shots were fired between 12:02h and 12:05h, after which no more shots attributed to Dylan/Eric were heard.
  • The only survivors left in the library were Lisa Kreutz and Patrick Ireland, with an additional small number of people hiding in the back rooms adjacent to the library. Both Lisa and Patrick were critically injured and reportedly slipped in and out of consciousness at the time.
  • Because of the cover fire that was ongoing during the rescue operations outside, the witnesses in/near the library were unable to pinpoint the exact moment in time on which Eric and Dylan killed themselves.
  • The smoke alarm on the ceiling in the library was activated at 12:08h. It was located directly above the area where the bodies of Eric and Dylan were later found.
  • The fire that triggered the smoke alarm was reportedly caused by a molotov cocktail that had been placed on a library table near their bodies.
  • A CBI arson investigator later concluded that there was evidence on the table and near the bodies of Eric and Dylan that indicated that the suicides took place prior to the molotov cocktail catching fire. (I believe they found human tissue as the ‘evidence’ they indicate here.)
  • Eric died instantly from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the roof of his mouth. He was located in front of the bookcase in what is assumed to have been a squatting/crouching position, leading him to slump over against it after his suicide. Both the bookcase and the ceiling above him were splattered with his brain matter.
  • Dylan died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the left side of his head, though it is assumed he did not die instantly due to the presence of aspiration blood in his lower airway and lungs. He was positioned in front and to the left side of Eric. It is assumed that he was the one to light the molotov cocktail. A small pile of his belongings was placed in his bodybag, which indicates that he removed them at some point prior to his suicide.
  • Eric died before Dylan. There are quite a few indications to this, but one of the strongest is the fact that Dylan’s head landed on/near Eric’s left knee when he toppled sideways post-gunshot. You can see some of Dylan’s remains on and near Eric’s leg in the suicide photos.
  • There are no released photographs of the original positions the boys were found in, nor are there many detailed descriptions from law enforcement concerning the exact positions and circumstances the boys were found in. Some evidence and unused weaponry found on their bodies are described in more-or-less detail, but the same cannot be said for their positions. It is assumed that no photographs exist of the original positions they were found in, due to the fact that bomb squad and other officials searched their bodies for booby traps and explosives prior to the arrival of the forensic specialists.
  • Investigation confirmed that Eric and Dylan were dead by 12:30h, though their bodies were found only three hours later.
  • The “one-two-three!” report from Patti Nielson was guesswork and not factual reality. (See also this post.)
  • Lisa Kreutz reported hearing “are you still with me? we’re still gonna do this, right?” at one of the instances where Eric and Dylan were about to enter the library, but the lack of other witnesses confirming this has led myself and others to suggest that it may have been upon their second and not their first entry into the library.
  • Patrick Ireland heard someone coughing after the fire alarm jolted him back into consciousness. Seeing as Patrick was located near table 15 where Eric and Dylan killed themselves, it might be proof of Dylan having lived for at least a brief while after the gunshot wound to the head.

Usually, I lie. At a party, someone asks the question. It’s someone who hasn’t smelled the rancid decay of week-dead flesh or heard the rattle of fluid flooding lungs. I shake the ice in my glass, smile, and lie. When they say, “I bet you always get that question,” I roll my eyes and agree.

There are plenty of in-between stories to delve into; icky, miraculous ones and reams of the hilarious and stupid. I did, after all, become a paramedic knowing it would stack my inner shelves with a library of human tragicomedy. I am a writer, and we are nothing if not tourists gawking at our own and other people’s misery. No?

The dead don’t bother me. Even the near-dead, I’ve made my peace with. When we meet, there’s a very simple arrangement: Either they’re provably past their expiration date and I go about my business, RIP, or they’re not and I stay. A convenient set of criteria delineates the provable part: if they have begun to decay; if rigor mortis has set in; if the sedentary blood has begun to pool at their lowest point, discoloring the skin like a slowly gathering bruise. The vaguest criterion is called obvious death, and we use it in those bizarre special occasions that people are often sniffing for when they ask questions at parties: decapitations, dismemberments, incinera- tions, brains splattered across the sidewalk. Obvious death.

One of my first obvious deaths was a portly Mexican man who had been bicycling along the highway that links Brooklyn to Queens. He’d been hit by three cars and a dump truck, which was the only one that stopped. The man wasn’t torn apart or flattened, but his body had twisted into a pretzel; arms wrapped around legs. Somewhere in there was a shoulder. Obvious death. His bike lay a few feet away, gnarled like its owner. Packs and packs of Mexican cigarettes scattered across the highway. It was three a.m. and a light rain sprinkled the dead man, the bicycle, the cigarette packs, and me, made us all glow in the sparkle of police flares. I was brand new; cars kept rushing past, slowing down, rushing past.

Obvious death. Which means there’s nothing we can do, which means I keep moving with my day, with my life, with whatever I’ve been pondering until this once-alive-now-inanimate object fell into my path.If I can’t check off any of the boxes—if I can’t prove the person’s dead—I get to work and the resuscitation flowchart erupts into a tree of brand-new and complex options. Start CPR, intubate, find a vein, put an IV in it. If there’s no vein and you’ve tried twice, drill an even bigger needle into the flat part of the bone just below the knee. Twist till you feel a pop, attach the IV line. If the heart is jiggling, shock it; if it’s flatlined, fill it with drugs. If the family lingers, escort them out; if they look too hopeful, ease them toward despair. If time slips past and the dead stay dead, call it. Signs of life? Scoop ’em up and go.

You see? Simple.

Except then one day you find one that has a quiet smile on her face, her arms laying softly at her sides, her body relaxed. She is ancient, a crinkled flower, and was dying for weeks, years. The fam- ily cries foul: She had wanted to go in peace. A doctor, a social worker, a nurse—at some point all opted not to bother having that difficult conversation, perhaps because the family is Dominican and the Spanish translator wasn’t easily reachable and anyway, someone else would have it, surely, but no one did. And now she’s laid herself down, made all her quiet preparations and slipped gently away. Without that single piece of paper though, none of the lamentations matter, the peaceful smile doesn’t matter. You set to work, the tree of options fans out, your blade sweeps her tongue aside and you battle in an endotracheal tube; needles find their mark. Bumps emerge on the flat line, a slow march of tiny hills that resolve into tighter scribbles. Her pulse bounds against your fingers; she is alive.

But not awake, perhaps never to be again. You have brought not life but living death, and fuck what I’ve seen, because that, my friends at the party, my random interlocutor who doesn’t know the reek of decay, that is surely one of the craziest things I have ever done.

But that’s not what I say. I lie.

Which is odd because I did, after all, become a medic to fill the library stacks, yes? An endless collection of human frailty vignettes: disasters and the expanding ripple of trauma. No, that’s not quite true. There was something else, I’m sure of it.

And anyway, here at this party, surrounded by eager listeners with drinks in hand, mouths slightly open, ready to laugh or gasp, I, the storyteller, pause. In that pause, read my discomfort.

On the job, we literally laugh in the face of death. In our crass humor and easy flow between tragedy and lunch break, outsiders see callousness: We have built walls, ceased to feel. As one who laughs, I assure you that this is not the case. When you greet death on the daily, it shows you new sides of itself, it brings you into the fold. Gradually, or maybe quickly, depending on who you are, you make friends with it. It’s a wary kind of friendship at first, with the kind of stilted conversation you might have with a man who picked you up hitch- hiking and turns out to have a pet boa constrictor around his neck. Death smiles because death always wins, so you can relax. When you know you won’t win, it lets you focus on doing everything you can to try to win anyway, and really, that’s all there is: The Effort.

The Effort cleanses. It wards off the gathering demons of doubt. When people wonder how we go home and sleep easy after bearing witness to so much pain, so much death, the answer is that we’re not bearing witness. We’re working. Not in the paycheck sense, but in the sense of The Effort. When it’s real, not one of the endless parade of chronic runny noses and vague hip discomforts, but a true, soon- to-be-dead emergency? Everything falls away. There is the patient, the family, the door. Out the door is the ambulance and then farther down the road, the hospital. That’s it. That’s all there is.

Awkward text messages from exes, career uncertainties, generalized aches and pains: They all disintegrate beneath the hugeness that is someone else’s life in your hands. The guy’s heart is failing; fluid backs up in those feebly pumping chambers, erupts into his lungs, climbs higher and higher, and now all you hear is the raspy clatter every time he breathes. Is his blood pressure too high or too low? You wrap the cuff on him as your partner finds an IV. The monitor goes on. A thousand possibilities open up before you: He might start getting better, he might code right there, the ambulance might stall, the medicine might not work, the elevator could never come. You cast off the ones you can’t do anything about, see about another IV because the one your partner got already blew. You’re sweating when you step back and realize nothing you’ve done has helped, and then everything becomes even simpler, because all you can do is take him to the hospital as fast as you can move without totaling the rig.

He doesn’t make it. You sweated and struggled and calculated and he doesn’t make it, and dammit if that ain’t the way shit goes, but also, you’re hungry. And you’re alive, and you’ve wracked your body and mind for the past hour trying to make this guy live. Death won, but death always wins, the ultimate spoiler alert. You can only be that humbled so many times and then you know: Death always wins. It’s a warm Thursday evening and grayish orange streaks the horizon. There’s a pizza place around the corner; their slices are just the right amount of doughy. You check inside yourself to see if anything’s shattered and it’s not, it’s not. You are alive. You have not shattered.

You have not shattered because of The Effort. The Effort cleanses because you have become a part of the story, you are not passive, the very opposite of passive, in fact. Having been humbled, you feel amazing. Every moment is precise and the sky ripples with delight as you head off to the pizza place, having hurled headlong into the game and given every inch of yourself, if only for a moment, to a losing struggle.

It’s not adrenaline, although they’ll say that it is, again and again. It is the grim, heartbroken joy of having taken part. It is the difference between shaking your head at the nightly news and taking to the streets. It’s when you finally tell her how you really feel, the moment you craft all your useless repetitive thoughts into a prayer.

At the party, as they look on expectantly, I draft one of the lesser moments of horror as a stand-in. The evisceration, that will do. That single strand of intestine just sitting on the man’s belly like a lost worm. He was dying too, but he lived. It was a good story, a terrible night.

I was new and I didn’t know if I’d done anything right. He lived, but only by a hair. I magnified each tiny decision to see if I’d erred and came up empty. There was no way to know. Eventually I stopped taking jobs home with me. I released the ghosts of what I’d done or hadn’t done, let The Effort do what it does and cleanse me in the very moment of crisis. And then one night I met a tiny three-year old girl in overalls, all smiles and high-fives and curly hair. We were there because a neighbor had called it in as a burn, but the burns were old. Called out on his abuse, the father had fled the scene. The emergency, which had been going on for years, had ended and only just begun.

The story unraveled as we drove to the hospital; I heard it from the front seat. The mother knew all along, explained it in jittery, sobbing replies as the police filled out their forms. It wasn’t just the burns; the abuse was sexual too. There’d been other hospital visits, which means that people who should’ve seen it didn’t, or didn’t bother setting the gears in motion to stop it. I parked, gave the kid another high five, watched her walk into the ER holding a cop’s hand.

Then we had our own forms to fill out. Bureaucracy’s response to unspeakable tragedy is more paperwork. Squeeze the horror into easy-to-fathom boxes, cull the rising tide of rage inside and check and recheck the data, complete the forms, sign, date, stamp, insert into a metal box and then begin the difficult task of forgetting.

The job followed me down Gun Hill Road; it laughed when I pretended I was okay. I stopped on a corner and felt it rise in me like it was my own heart failing this time, backing fluids into my lungs, breaking my breath. I texted a friend, walked another block. A sob came out of somewhere, just one. It was summer. The breeze felt nice and nice felt shitty.

My phone buzzed. Do you want to talk about it?

I did. I wanted to talk about it and more than that I wanted to never have seen it and even more than that I wanted to have done something about it and most of all, I wanted it never to have hap- pened, never to happen again. The body remembers. We carry each trauma and ecstasy with us and they mark our stride and posture, contort our rhythm until we release them into the summer night over Gun Hill Road. I knew it wasn’t time to release just yet; you can’t force these things. I tapped the word no into my phone and got on the train.

I don’t tell that one either. Stories with trigger warnings don’t go over well at parties. But when the question is asked, the little girl’s smile and her small, bruised arms appear in my mind.

The worst tragedies don’t usually get 911 calls, because they are patient, unravel over centuries. While we obsess over the hyperviolent mayhem, they seep into our subconscious, poison our sense of self, upend communities, and gnaw away at family trees with intergenerational trauma.I didn’t pick up my pen just to bear witness. None of us did. And I didn’t become a medic to get a front-row seat to other people’s tragedies. I did it because I knew the world was bleeding and so was I, and somewhere inside I knew the only way to stop my own bleeding was to learn how to stop someone else’s. Another call crackles over the radio, we pick up the mic and push the button and drive off. Death always wins, but there is power in our tiniest moments, humanity in shedding petty concerns to make room for compassion. We witness, take part, heal. The work of healing in turn heals us and we begin again, laughing mournfully, and put pen to paper.

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Summary: In which Victor is a Rich Guy with a tendency to go traipsing around the world at the drop of a hat and his parents hire a group of trained agents to keep track of him.

Alt. title: ‘The Adventures of the Victor Nikiforov Tracking Team/Stalking Squad’

Warnings: Not to be taken seriously, Shameless Self-Indulgence, I don’t even know what to call this type of fic, Language, Really Ridiculous, Shenanigans.

Disclaimer: Don’t own YOI.

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Yuri Plisetsky is eighteen, and this is his first day as a member of the Victor Nikiforov Tracking Team (affectionately known as the Victor Nikiforov Stalking Squad).

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Yuri sits down, waiting for his shift to start in a few minutes.

The door bangs open. A red head walks in, looking quite cheerful.

(Of course she is, she has just finished her shift and will finally have her break.)

“Guess who gets to chase after Victor all the way to India?” Mila, the red head, beams at Yuri.

“India?” Yuri asks, incredulous.

“He wanted to try authentic Indian food.” Mila shrugs.

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When Yuri sneaks into the hotel Victor is staying in during his stay in India, he finds Victor’s room empty.

Yuri curses.

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Yuri tracks Victor all the way to Italy.

Yuri finds Victor flirting with the new waiter at a café in Palermo.

Yuri loses Victor on their way back to Russia in Rome.

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How the ever loving fuck does a guy as distinct as Victor disappear in a crowd, escaping from a trained agent like Yuri, is what Yuri wants to know.

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Three days later, Yuri gets a new lead on Victor, in the form of a photo posted online on his social media account of him chilling in Hawaii and trying to permanently turn the face of the bartender serving him a drink red from blushing too much.

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Yuri misses Victor by only half an hour, according to the blushing and stuttering bartender.

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Yuri dreads the remaining four weeks of his shift.

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Over the span of only three weeks, Yuri chases Victor across seventeen different countries.

Victor appears to be enjoying himself more than he should as he tries new food and romances various people.

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Think of the paycheck, Yuri has to remind himself multiple times a day.

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#1

Victor is in a strip club in Detroit, getting a lap dance.

Yuri chases him with a barstool. The stripper giving Victor the lap dance screeches in indignation as he jumps off Victor’s lap. Victor laughs as he ducks Yuri’s attempts to splatter his brain all over the floor.

(“Not that he has much of a brain in the first place,” Yuri mutters, disgruntled, as he takes a vicious bite of his sandwich.)

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#2

Victor is in a flower shop in Vancouver, buying a bouquet of flowers all while trying to make the florist as flustered as possible by lingering skin contact and prolonged staring into the florist’s eyes.

Yuri stomps into the shop. The florist squeaks and hides behind the counter. Victor smiles at Yuri and prances out of the backdoor before Yuri can dropkick him.

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#6

Victor is at a hair salon in Valencia, flirting with the hairdresser doing his hair.

This time, Yuri enters through the backdoor.

By the time he soundlessly sneaks into the main room of the salon where Victor is, Victor is gone. The hairdresser is left with a dazed expression, looking thoroughly kissed, and touching her lips with a small giddy smile.

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“You know, you can always call the No. 1 Victor Stalker of the Squad. He always knows where Victor is. Always.

“Shut up, Mila.”

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#10

Victor is participating in a dog show with Makkachin in Marseille.

This time, Yuri settles to watch the dogs.

(He believes that the adorably grouchy poodle who comes in second place- and whose owner just got flirtatiously winked at by Victor- is fucking cute.)

Victor takes the owner of the second poodle out on a walk with their poodles, where he proceeds to shower her in compliments.

Yuri chases after them, but he loses Victor after two hours.

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#13

Switzerland.

What happens in Switzerland stays in Switzerland.

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“Are you sure that you don’t need to contact our best agent for help?”

“I’m sure.”

“Well… what about their partner and second best agent?”

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#15

Victor is in Bangkok.

Why is Victor even in Thailand?

Answer: to watch the ice show, Phichit On Ice.

What luck, that Victor’s traipsing around the world and flirting with at least one person in every country leads Yuri directly to the Squad’s so-called second best agent, Phichit Chulanont.

Victor is distracted by watching the Japanese skater. Victor appears to be intensely focused. This is the point in which Phichit seeks out Yuri and tells him that under no certain terms is Yuri to ruin the day for Yuuri, Phichit’s friend and the Japanese skater currently performing and holding the entirety of Victor’s attention, or else Yuri shall suffer the consequences.

(Yuri doesn’t listen at first, which leads him to discover the fact that Phichit is the King of anything SNS. He doesn’t speak about it.)

By the end of the day, Victor is gone, leaving in his wake a heavily blushing Japanese skater.

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“One of the reasons our best agent is our best agent is because not only do they always keep track of him successfully, but also because they are always there. Wherever Victor is, chances are that our agent is in the vicinity.”

“Huh.”

“So, don’t hesitate to ask them for help.”

“… I’ll think about it…”

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#17

Victor is in Sapporo, out on a date with a cute girl in a café.

Yuri watches Victor from a distance as he casually strolls down the street the café is on, fiddling with his phone and with his earphones in, looking like a guy out for a stroll.

Victor’s table is one of the outdoors tables, which makes it easier to keep an eye on him.

Yuri watches as Victor leans forward to whisper in the ear of his date, who blushes and giggles at whatever Victor says.

Yuri wants to gag and shout, 'Get a room!’ But he doesn’t want to blow his cover.

Not after his decision to ask for help after everything (and Victor’s parents are planning a family outing and want their son present ASAP).

After Victor and his date decide to continue their outing somewhere else, Yuri makes his move.

As Yuri heads towards Victor, Victor turns towards Yuri and smiles, “Looks like you caught up to me. You were never able to keep up with me, what makes you think that you can do this now?”

Yuri smirks and sends the signal he and the Squad’s best agent have agreed on earlier.

His smirk turns into a look of shock as Victor’s date blurs into motion and knocks Victor out.

“Sorry Victor, but your parents were adamant.” The girl looks apologetic. She turns to Yuri and grimaces, “They said that they’ll make a statue in my image! In pure gold!” She looks truly distressed.

She pulls Victor close to her body, and dials a number on her phone. A minute later, a car speeds up to them. The driver’s door opens and the driver steps out.

“Hey! Great job as always, Yuuri!” Phichit says cheerfully as he helps Yuuri put the unconscious Victor in the car.

After they are done, they drive off.

And this is how Yuri Plisetsky, newest member of the Victor Nikiforov Tracking Team/Stalking Squad, meets Yuuri Katsuki, the No. 1 agent in the same Squad.

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Days later, Yuri will sit up and shock as he remembers the details of his shift and realizes A Very Important Detail, “Oh fuck!”

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“He was the waiter at the café in Palermo!”

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“The bartender? What?”

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Choke.

THE STRIPPER! FUCKING-”

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“-the florist?- ”

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“-the hairdresser?- ”

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“-the owner of the adorable dog!

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Yuri is impressed.

But this brings up a very important question:

“How does the shithead keep gravitating towards Katsuki every time?”

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Somewhere out there, Victor laughs, and wonders when his Squad will realize that he has a Yuuri-radar as good as Yuuri’s Victor-radar. For now, he’ll kick back in his fancy hotel room, admire Yuuri’s figure in a butler outfit, and plan out his next escapade with Yuuri.

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End (part 1?)

One more night.

Hey! I love your blog, I read it all the time! Would you be able to do like a sexual tension one with Daryl? They’re so hard to find these days, kind of like enemies to friends to lovers type??

–this is super long–

I hope you like it! 💕


You had been with the Saviours since the world turned to this. You were one of Negan’s top guys, he took you with him every time he visited a new community or needed people to fight against other groups who thought they stood a chance against you.

One day, Negan gathered a team to block certain roads he had marked on a map, and he took you with them. He had been talking about a group, the same group that killed dozens of your people, your best friend amongst them. If Negan wanted you to tear this group apart, you would definitely kill whomever he needed to be killed.

You stood next to Dwight when Simon told him to open the van, but you didn’t let him do it, you pushed him aside with your shoulder and he stumbled back. You opened the back door and pulled every single one of those people violently to the ground.

“He’s hurt”, Dwight told you before you could pull the last person out of the van.

He did look hurt, his face didn’t look healthier than a walker’s and he had a blanket wrapped around his body, looking like a terribly ill person. However, you didn’t care. His group had killed your people, your best friend, the woman that had saved you and helped you survive in this world. Even if it was for a second, you wanted him to feel the same pain that had stabbed you in the gut when you found out that your best friend was dead.

The man grunted in pain when you threw him to the ground and you smiled to yourself.

After Negan walked out of that piece of shit they had been driving, gave them the usual speech and beat two people to death, he took the leader of the group for a few hours and you were left in charge. Not Simon, not Dwight, you.

“Get some guns to the back of their heads”, you ordered them and the Saviours did as you said, although Dwight wasn’t sure why you gave that order.

“What are you doing?”, he whispered. “Negan didn’t say to do that.”

“Negan left me in charge, didn’t he?”, you arched an eyebrow and grinned smugly  at Dwight, he only nodded.

A sobbing woman collapsed to the ground, her shoulders were still shaking so you knew she hadn’t passed out as you had assumed.

“Get up”, you ordered calmly, but she didn’t listen. “I said: get up.”

She stayed on the ground, but raised her face. You tried to contain your anger at being disobeyed, but then you remembered who were this people and what they had done, so you just let your anger find its way out.

“Get the fuck up!”, you yelled at her. The injured man got on his feet and his blanket fell to the ground, he stood in his place but looked right at you.

“Why’re you doin’ this?”, he asked in a violent voice. You raised your eyebrows at his question, surprised at his boldness, and chuckled grimly.

“You’re not really asking that, are you?”, you walked towards him, but he only looked back at you defiantly. “Because you killed a lot of our people, a whole fucking lot of our people.”

He didn’t say anything, but his stare was still hard on yours.

“Now get back on the ground or I’ll kill one more of your friends”, you threatened and he stayed still for a moment, then he sat on the ground again.

Negan returned once dawn was breaking, he was holding the leader of the group from the collar of his shirt and threw him right in front of his people.

“(Y/N)”, Negan called you. “Did any of these fine people here misbehaved?”

You turned to look at the man who had confronted you, but you shook your head at Negan’s question.

“Good”, he chuckled and continued to torture the leader. He even used his son as a way of breaking him, you thought he was being too hard on them by using a kid like that, but now that he was back, he was the one in charge.

You looked away and met the eyes of the injured man, he was looking at you with hatred in his stare through the dirty locks of hair that hung over his face. Your eyes wandered down his body, travelling down his bare arms and his chest, as a few buttons of his shirt had fallen when you pushed him down the van; every inch of his body radiated anger, you could almost feel the heat of his hatred pouring out his pores as he looked at you.

“Dwight”, Negan’s voice pulled you out of that moment. You turned your head to look at him and saw him pointing Lucille at the man. “Load him up.”

Load him up? Why did he even want him? What was he planning on doing with him?

Dwight grabbed that man and dragged him back inside the van you had pulled him out of last night.

“(Y/N)”, Negan called you. “Get in that van and drive him back to the compound.”

You nodded and got inside the vehicle, sitting on the passenger seat and staring at the morning light falling on the forest, wondering if you could fulfil Negan’s order before you killed the man inside the van. You shook your head, refusing to obey one of his orders wasn’t a smart thing to do, and the fear of getting your face burnt with an iron was bigger than your desire to kill those people.

You drove back to the Sanctuary and jumped out of the van as soon as you had parked, you walked to the back and opened the door to pull that man out of the vehicle. He was sitting down, his eyes lost on the metal box and his skin as pale as that of the walkers’ inside the cage.

You grabbed the man by his shit and threw him to the floor. He grunted and got on his feet quickly, trying to recover his balance. You kicked him in the stomach and he tumbled down, hitting the ground loudly.

“Simon, take him to his cell”, Negan ordered as he got out of his truck.

“I’ll take him”, you told him, picking up the man from the collar of his shirt.

“Seriously?”, Negan walked towards you. “I mean, are you sure you can handle him, sweetheart?”

You felt a little offended at his words, so to show Negan you could handle him, you made the man drop to the ground again by kicking him on the knees and dragging him all the way from the gates to his cell.

Negan chuckled as he watched you, he was never disappointed in what you could do.

You opened the grey door and pushed him inside. You noticed he had blood on his knees and on the palms of his hands, he had a look of sorrow in his eyes, the same look you had been having since your friend died. You suddenly realised that he had witnessed two of his friends dying, and judging by the look on his face while that happened, they were close friends. But you couldn’t feel sorry for him, he had done worse than what Negan did to them.

“You deserve this”, you murmured as you closed the door. “And more.”

As you laid on your bed that night, you couldn’t take your mind off of that man. You had been broken when you found out about your best friend’s death, but that man had seen them being beaten to death, their brains splattered on the ground and their blood flying in the air each time Negan swung Lucille.
Maybe you had let your anger control your actions when you hurt him like that, making his knees and hands bleed through rocks and glass and metal on the ground as you dragged him.
It didn’t matter, though, you didn’t get to decided his fate. Negan did.

The next morning you woke up unwillingly, you had only slept a couple of hours but it had felt like five minutes to you. However, you took a shower and got dressed, ready to go to work.

“(Y/N)”, Negan greeted as he walked down the hall and you walked out of your room, you dropped to your knees but he signalled you to get up, so you did. “We’re going to the Hilltop today.”

“Good, I’ll just go get my-“

“No, we’re going”, he corrected. “I want you to stay and check on that Daryl guy.”

“Who?”, you asked. You had been so submerged on your hatred the day before, that you had completely missed his name.

“The guy we brought here yesterday”, he elaborated. “Keep an eye on him.”

“But-“, you tried to fight it, you liked going to the Hilltop because you had made some friends there, and staying in the Sanctuary to babysit a guy you didn’t even like wasn’t something you wanted to do.

“You can handle him, right?”, he arched an eyebrow and smirked. You sighed in defeat and nodded. He walked away and you saw a few men and women walking behind him, holding their guns and holding the car keys, those were the people he was taking to the Hilltop this time. Lucky bastards.

-

You opened the grey door of his cell and placed a paper plate with a sandwich of dog food that you had prepared for him. He took it quickly and devoured it in a second. You noticed that he was naked, probably some kind of attempt at humiliation from one of Negan’s men. The light from outside casted shadows on his body, making his muscles more evident for you. His broad shoulders and strong arms bounced with each bite he took of that nasty sandwich you had made for him.

You took your eyes off of him and saw a polaroid picture on the floor, next to him. A polaroid picture could only mean one thing at the Sanctuary, and you wondered who had given it to him.

You bent over to pick up the picture and he turned his head to look at you. His eyes were swollen and his dark circles were now red, you realised he had been crying. You felt bad for him, giving him that picture was a kind of torture you hadn’t even thought yourself.

“Who’s this?”, you asked him as you took the picture. He didn’t say anything, he turned around, letting his bare back be only part of him that you could see and every muscle in his back strained as he turned around. “Number one or number two?”

He lowered his head and curled closer to the corner of the room. You exhaled sharply and rubbed your forehead with two fingers.

“I’m sorry about that”, you said after realising you were being too hard on him. “I know what it’s like to lose people.”
He got on his feet and turned around to look at you. He seemed angry.

“We killed your people, I get it”, he said. “But I bet they were just soldiers, more men working for you here, they ain’t your family or your friends.”

You pushed him against a wall and took your gun out, your right hand was wrapped around his throat and your left one was holding the gun that you pointed at his head.

“You don’t know a thing about me, so I suggest you shut the fuck up”, you threatened through gritted teeth.

He only looked back at you until you released your grasp on him. You walked out of his cell and locked it again, rattling the keys angrily as you did it.

In that moment, you might had seemed like the worst enemies, but there wasn’t another moment when Daryl and you had been more alike. You were two people, hurt by the death of their friends, feeling lonely and guilty and a hundred other emotions that were too hard to understand. However, you had a hard time trying to empathise with him, and every time you tried, the thought of him killing your friend came back to your mind.

-

Fat Joey was never the careful or responsible kind, he went to Daryl’s cell to drop his lunch and forgot to lock the door when he left. Daryl considered his options, that would either be a trap or just carelessness from the Saviour.

However, he decided to act quickly and he just left. He walked cautiously down the hall, hiding behind walls and doors each time he heard someone approaching. The voices became louder as three men were about to turn on the corner of the hall, right towards Daryl. He panicked, as there was no place to hide. He opened one of the doors and entered quickly, shutting it behind him.

“What the fuck are you doing here?!”, you screamed as you saw him in your room. You had just taken a shower and your towel was on the floor, you dropped to your knees and patted the floor desperately, looking for it. You picked up the towel and held it over your body, trying to cover yourself up.

Daryl was just standing there, looking at you. His eyes travelling down your body for only a couple of seconds, then he looked away.

“Get out!”, you ordered, but he didn’t obey. “Didn’t you hear me? I said: get out! Now!”

You didn’t even care that he had escaped his cell, the only thing that mattered was that he was in your room and you were naked. The heat on your face was burning your skin, your cheeks beaming with colour.

Daryl opened the door and left, you didn’t know how he had escaped, but you knew for sure that he wouldn’t get that far.

You sat on your bed and, before you put your clothes on, you thought about that moment. Daryl saw you naked, the last person you wanted to even look at you, had watched you jumping in surprise and dropping to your knees and moving on the floor as you searched for your towel, all of that while being completely naked. Yet you didn’t feel angry, and you found yourself embarrassed at wishing that that moment had lasted longer.

-

A couple of days went by and Negan hadn’t asked you to go check on Daryl, he had given that task to Fat Joey instead, but after his screw-up, he gave the job to Dwight.

But you wanted to see him. In that whole place full of people you had been living with, Daryl was the only one who understood what it was like to have someone taken away from you.

You stood in front of his door in the morning. Very few people were awake, but none of those people cared about Daryl or whatever happened near his cell, so you opened the door and entered.

You could see him under the weak light that filtered from the lamps in the hall, he had wounds and bruises on his face, and he was leaning on the wall with his head down.

“Daryl, right?”, you called and asked if that was his name, at least that’s the name Negan had used on him. You closed the door, so you couldn’t see him anymore. “I’m not gonna hurt you, at least not right now.”

He didn’t say anything, and judging by the silence that had flooded the cell, he wasn’t moving either.

“I’m sorry about your friends”, you murmured sincerely, yet he remained quiet. “I’ve lost people too.”

“Who?”, he finally spoke, his voice was hoarse. You jolted slightly at the sudden sound of his voice, but you answered.

“A woman, she…”, you stopped talking as your voice was breaking, you cleared your throat and proceeded. “She was my best friend. And now she’s dead.”

“How?”, his question was simple but answering was not. You were sure that a part of him knew how your friend had died, maybe he was just trying to hurt you.

“You killed her”, you said dryly. “Or your friends.”

“I’m sorry”, he told you and it sounded genuine. You frowned, those were probably the last words you expected to hear from him.

“Are you?”

“Killing them people did nothing for us”, he said. “It only got our own people killed.”

“Were you close?”, you asked.

“Yeah”, was his only answer, but you didn’t need more. His voice, the tone he had used, the single word reply had been enough to tell you that he was devastated about the death of the two men. “Were you? With your friend?”

“Yes, very close”, you felt a twinge of sadness in your chest as your mind went through all those memories you had with her.

You talked about your friends for a few more minutes, then the conversation turned to yourselves and how you had survived all this time. He even asked you how you had come to be in Negan’s group, since he thought you weren’t a bad person. You asked him how he ended up with a group that murdered dozens of people in their sleep, and the talk became a little more tense.

However, everyday you spent a while in his cell, he expected your visit each day around the same time, which was always at sunset, when the guards got hungry and went for dinner, and the people int he halls were tired and went to their rooms.

Things with Daryl weren’t as bad now, you two understood each other perfectly. His people had killed your people and your people had killed his people, and unexpectedly, that brought you together. You didn’t hate him anymore, even if you did feel that your best friend’s death had been somewhat his fault, yet you wanted him, more than you wanted to admit, and he wanted you just as much.

One night, after visiting him, you headed back to your room, but before you could get there, Negan appeared in front of you.
“Where you’ve been?”, he asked. You were surprised to see him there, but even more to hear him asking you that. He had surely seen you leaving Daryl’s cell.

“I-I was, I mean, like, right now?”, you stuttered and moved your hands as you spoke. Negan chuckled bitterly for a second, but then any trace of amusement left his voice.

“You’ve been seeing that Daryl guy, haven’t you?”, his face was stern and a twinge of anger hid behind his voice, you couldn’t help but feel a little afraid.

“No, I mean, I’ve been keeping an eye on him like you ordered, if that’s what you’re asking me”, you said nervously.

“That’s not your job anymore”, he took a step closer to you until his lips were close to your ear, so he could speak and no one but you could hear. “I don’t want to see you in that cell again, I don’t want you talking to him, I don’t want you fucking him, not even looking at him.”

Your breathing became heavier as you heard him speak, you had always pitied those who disobeyed Negan, but now you were in that list.  

“Do you understand?”, he took his face away from yours and stepped back. You didn’t answer, you were still trying to process the fact that he had been speaking to you so close that his breath had touched the inside of your ear. He cupped his hand inside his ear and raised his eyebrows. “What?”

“Y-yes”, you answered at last.

“Good, and you know better than anyone, I’m everywhere”, he smirked and winked at you, then he walked away.

You exhaled deeply, relieved that he was gone, and you went back to your room. You took your clothes off and just left your underwear on, then you put an oversized t-shirt on, that was pretty much what you wore every night for sleeping.

As you laid in bed, all you could think about was Daryl. You tossed and turned in bed, trying to shake him out, but he refused to leave. You wanted him so bad, the fact that he was a murderer had become so exciting for you, and you remembered how he looked the first time you had dropped food for him, he had been completely naked. His warm skin was sweaty and shiny, you had wanted to run your hands down his entire body and you wanted to do the same now.

You couldn’t stand it anymore, so you pushed the sheets off of you and got on your feet immediately, but you suddenly stopped. You remembered that Negan had warned you not to go anywhere near Daryl’s cell, but you figured that one more night wouldn’t hurt anyone.

You were one of Negan’s “top guys”, so you knew exactly were the people who watched the halls would be at that time. You travelled carefully down the halls with your nightwear, you didn’t care anymore if someone saw you like that, all you wanted was to get to Daryl’s cell.

There was no one guarding the door and you had a set of keys, so you opened it and entered quickly.

“(Y/N)?”, he called from the other side of the cell.

“Yeah, it’s me”, you said between breaths. You heard him walking closer to you.

“What’re you doing here?”, he asked, you heard him louder this time since he was only a few steps away from you.

“I just- I couldn’t sleep”, you told him. The darkness in the room didn’t allow him to see the radish shade that had climbed to your cheeks. “And I think it’s because of you.”

“Me?”, he asked gruffly.

“Yeah, I just can’t stop thinking about you”, you confessed.

You raised your hands and tried to find him, you stretched your arm completely and felt his chest in the palm of your hand. You walked in that direction and placed both of your hands on his chest, feeling the fabric of his sweatshirt.

“I’m not supposed to be here, you know?”, you told him seductively.

“Why?”, he asked huskily.

“Negan told me to stop coming here”, you sighed.

“Then why are you here?”, his voice wasn’t aggressive but it was low and hoarse.

“Because I don’t want to stop coming here”, you smirked but he couldn’t see it.

“They could’ve see ya.”

“I don’t care”, you blurted out.

“You don’t care?”

“No, ‘cause I just want you.”

You took the step that separated you two and tucked your hands under his sweatshirt, feeling that warm skin that you were longing to touch. He didn’t move or say anything, he just remained still and you could feel that his heart was pounding faster.

You felt a sheen layer of sweat on his body and it only made you want him even more, you pulled the sweatshirt over his body and he helped you with it, pulling the hem of it over his head, and you finally knew for sure that he wanted you too.

Your hands fell from his chest to the waistband of his pants, you started to pull it down, teasing the skin of his hips as you did and grazing his crotch your fingertips. His muscles clenched when you touched him there, but he wanted more.

Daryl placed his hands awkwardly on your butt and noticed you were wearing nothing but panties on your lower body, you arched your back and pushed your butt out to let him feel it better, then you pulled his pants all the way down and he kicked them off his ankles.

You couldn’t see him, but you felt him breathing and shuddering under your touch, he was also touching you, but his hands were only set on your butt.

“I want you to fuck me, Daryl”, you whispered breathily and wrapped your hand around his cock.

“A’ight”, he said huskily and cupped one side of your face with his hand, he slightly tilted it back and buried his face in your neck, grazing his nose on it and taking a bit of your skin between his teeth. The sound of your moans only made him harder, because he knew that the pleasure you were starting to feel was just for him.

When his teeth let go of your skin, you found yourself wanting more, so you pushed him against the wall and pinned his wrists at the level of his head.

Daryl grunted and released one of his wrists from your grasp, he put his hand on your lower back and pulled you closer to him. He felt the fabric of your shirt there, so he grabbed it strongly and pulled hard, trying to rip it off of you.

You took your hands to his and stopped him for destroying your shirt, you pulled it over your head instead. Daryl took his hands to your bra and pulled the straps down, then he massaged your nipples over the cups. You unclasped it and it fell to the floor, now Daryl was touching your bare skin and nipping your boobs.

However, that’s not what you wanted. You wanted, needed him inside you.

You placed your hands on his shoulders and pushed yourself up, hooking your legs around his waist; to keep your balance, you slammed your hands on the wall on either side of his head. You started shoving your hips against his stomach, and he used one hand on your butt to keep you in place and the other to wander up your thigh.

When his fingers found your centre, you rocked your hips so they would sink in deeper. Daryl felt his fingers moistening as he buried them inside of you and your voice becoming raspier as you moaned for him.

“Daryl”, you called him between moans. “Just fuck me. Now.”

He didn’t need to hear it again, he placed his hands on your waist and positioned you at the level of his cock, you wrapped your legs more tightly around his torso.

Daryl kept his hands firmly on your waist, making you stay in place, and he moved forward. You whimpered when you felt his cock inside of you for the first time, yet it only left you wanting more. You shoved your hips together at a quicker pace, making him grunt in pleasure and rake his nails down your waist. You wanted to scream each time his cock hit your clit, but you didn’t want someone outside to find out about what was going on in there. As Negan had told you, he was everywhere.

Daryl sank his face to your chest and bit your collarbones, still thrusting inside of you. You stroked his hair and pulled it, grinding your hips together. His face fell down to your bouncing breasts, nuzzling them and running his tongue around your nipples, you whimpered when you felt his teeth nipping on it, it was slightly painful but it felt so awfully good.

A strike of electricity built up in your stomach and made your muscles clench, you felt your body going weak as you panted.

You felt him starting to go tense as his pace became slower, he knew what was about to happen, so he grabbed your hips and pulled himself out of you.

He put you on the floor, but your ankles were too weak to hold your weight, so you almost fell but Daryl held you in his arms.

“I have to go now”, you said, trying to recover your breath. You dropped to your knees and gently pushed his arms away from you, you trailed your hands down the floor as you searched for you clothes. Once you found them, you put them on quickly and headed towards the door, it also took you a while to find that one.

You opened the door and squinted your eyes at the sudden light that hit your eyes in contrast to the darkness in Daryl’s cell. You turned back to the cell and saw Daryl standing with his back against the wall, he was still naked and with a layer of sweat on his entire body.

He didn’t turn to look at you before you closed the door, he just stared at the wall on the opposite side through the wet strands of hair that fell over his eyes.

You shut the door and used your keys to lock it, trying not to make noise as they rattled, then you walked back to your room.

If Only

A/N: This fic could have been a hell of a lot better but A. I am sick, and B. I feel like shit (mentally and physically) so I tried to write a fic while I have the spare time. 

Pairing: (sort of) past Dean Winchester x reader, and a little bit of platonic Sam Winchester x reader

Summary: The reader (Dean’s girlfriend) struggles to cope after he dies and she is left alone to live life with Sam, but she doesn’t make it very far when she makes a risky choice.

Warnings: Alcohol, bad coping methods, strong language, depression, firearms, major angst, character death, and a major trigger that I put in the tags.

Word Count: 1,868

Tags are at the bottom!

I practically live on the feedback you guys give me. 

Disclaimer: Again, this contains major angst and I am NOT responsible for any shattered hearts in the process, thank you.


Originally posted by adaav


Whiskey and Rum bottles were all scattered around the library, some were half empty, and some were completely drained of the contents inside.

When you opened your eyes there was a bottle of Jack tipped on its side right in your line of sight.

You blinked a bit to clear the fuzziness, but as soon as you did that you felt a wave of pressure hit your head. You groaned and squeezed your eyes shut as you willed away the banging pain in your skull.

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Blood of Passage: Part Fifteen

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII


“How many,” Blake asked. His brother’s mind was already working in overdrive. Adrien could see the cold calculations running. “How many, Adrien?”

It was an effort to reach out as far as he could with his shadows; The strain of his body and his wounds made using his shadows that much more difficult. But neither Nate or Blake was as adept as he was. “Over thirty. Nearly half a hundred. They’ll be here in five minutes give or take.”

Blake turned to Maze and Tarus. He knew what his brother was going to do. “Blake, no.”

His brother ignored him, “I need you both to get Adrien out of here. Maze is too short to be able to carry Adrien by herself. Please.”

Tarus nodded, “I’ll guard him with my life.”

“No, let me stay. I can still fight with you guys. There’s so many-”

Blake turned to him, “You will end up dead. You need to go on. Tell Aurora to keep fighting and tell our parents I got you out.”

“No, Blake-”

His brother’s eyes darkened and he knew what Blake was going to do to force him out. He braced himself for the knockout blow that came.

———

She took Adrien’s arm around her neck and looked up to Blake, “If I see Cyrian or Bay, I’ll send then your way.”

Blake grinned, “We got this.”

“Oh shut up.” She turned to Tarus, “Let’s get him out of here- wait. You can’t carry him. Not with-”

Tarus’ eyes darkened, that liquid gold turning to a dark brown. “I can and I will.”

She nodded, “Let’s get him out of here, then.” She turned to Zev, his dark eyes were filled with worry and dread at the death that awaited from his own hands. She got to her toes, kissing his cheek, “Thank you for helping Adrien, Zev. I hope you don’t get dead.”

His eyes were wide, his shoulders tight; pure unexpected surprise was on his face. His voice stumbled to find the right words, “Of- of course, Adrien is my friend.”

She smirked before turning to Tarus, “Come on.”

———

Tarus hoisted Adrien in his arms, the male’s arms kept away from his throat, “I’ll carry him, you fight our way out. Can you do that?”

Her smile was dark and vicious, “You have no idea.”

A chill went down his spine and he gave a final nod to the others, his eyes rested on Zevakyn, who was looking at Mazakynn; the male’s wide eyes drug themselves to him before Tarus turned to Mazakynn also, “Let’s go.”

————-

Bay stopped. He wasn’t a shadowsinger by any means but he knew when he was being surrounded. He sighed, his voice flat. “Are you going to stop being so dramatic and come out of the shadows or are you going to do the smart thing and leave me alone?”

“I see.” A group started swarming around him, a few of the males from the fight with Karis. “I suppose you’re here to kill me for being a ‘faggot’?”

The males surrounded him and he almost entertained the idea to let them try to hit him, shock some feeling into his body. Instead, he gripped his weapon. “Come at me.”

They attacked.

—————

Blake watched Tarus and Maze get as far as they could before turning to Nate and Zev. “There’s three of us, and nearly fifty of them. Let’s get out of here and make ourselves legends.”

Nate snorted, “Your arrogance is showing. Were most likely going to get our asses handed to us.”

Zevakyn’s mouth slid into a crooked grin, not quite reaching his eyes, “Then we go down swinging.”

“Easy for you to say,” Nate said, squaring his shoulders, readying for the fight of a lifetime. “You completed your bucket list of getting a kiss off Maze. I still have things on mine that I need to do.”

“You mean Bay?” Blake said.

“”You think of that all by yourself?” Nate retorted.

Blake shook his head before turning to the first wave of fighters, “Were not dying. Were the best and we’re going to show them why.” He ran at the first male.

———-

Zev drove his weapon in a male’s throat. Bile rose in his stomach at the bloodshed around him. He shook his head, clearing his mind and pulled the weapon out and turning on the next male.

Blood pooled in his fingers, feeling too much like Chelia’s. His heart hardened at the thought of her broken body and bloodlust rose in his veins. He growled as he ripped throat after throat out; her name echoing in his ears.

————

Nate slammed his elbow into a male’s nose, his bones crunching beneath him. He swing, his fist connecting to the male in front of him. He hoped Bay would turn his short-ass around and come and save their asses. There were so many.

He ducked narrowly missing a fist; his own connected with the male’s throat. The male wheezed, coughing blood.

“How you doing, Blake,” he yelled, “Still think we’re going to be legends?”

His brother ducked, expertly hitting the male in the face, the male’s eye socket shattering beneath his fist. “Keep up, Nate.” He brought his hand down, shattering the rest of the male’s broken face. “You can’t fuck Bay if you’re dead.”

His temper spiked; his fingers caught the male’s hair, bringing the back of the male’s head into the stone floor of the cavern. “Shut up, you dick.” He stood, A fist connected to his cheek and he pushed the male backwards. “The same could be said for you and Aurora.”

He could feel the glare he was getting from his brother. Good. He pushed the male into the wall, his hand brought the male’s head to the wall. Blood and bone and brain matter splattered against the stone. He grimaced, wiping the blood from his face, “That’s fucking gross.”

Blake shook his blood soaked hair from his face, “that’s different, she’s my mate.”

“Oh, whatever.”

——

He was so close. Cyrian could feel it. He was going to get out of here and rip Malyus apart. He could almost imagine the male’s blood on his fingers.

His fingers tightened around a male’s throat, he gasped for air and Cyrian sighed, “you are all so pathetic.” He slammed the male’s head down into the rock. He smiled grimly at the destruction. “Can’t even put up a decent fight.” He didn’t even bother to turn around, “It would seem that your pet needed to be carried out. That has to hurt his pride. Hm?”

“They need your help.”

He turned to Maze, “And why would I help your friends?”

“Look, their being surrounded by at least forty people. Just- Please?”

His lips curled up into a smile, “I didn’t think you had manners outside the bedroom, Mazakynn.”

She glared at him, “Cyrian. Please.”

He clicked his tongue, “Well, I do love killing. Hopefully I get there before they get themselves massacred.” 

—————-

Bay pulled a male off of Nate, “Wrong move.” his fist connected with the male’s throat. What he lacked in height he made up for in strength. He kneed the male’s groin; the male fell to his knees just for Bay’s own knee to shatter the male’s nose hard enough he knew cartilage and bone jarred in the male’s brain, but he was still alive. He turned to Nate, “You alright?”

Nate tried flexing his fingers, looking down at him. “You came back.”

“Of course I did.” Bay said before turning to the next male, his weapon lodging itself up under the male’s ribs and into his lung. He pulled it out and the male fell to the ground. He turned back to study Nate. “Can you still paint?”

Anger flashed in Nate’s face, “I think so.” Nate’s foot connected to the first fallen male’s neck, crushing his windpipe, “Asshole.” Nate took Bay’s chin in his fingers, forcing him to look at him. “You’re bleeding.” Bay knew he had blood running down the side of his face, his nose was broken too.

Bay shook him off, “It’s the Blood Rite. People bleed. Come on.”

————-

Zevakyn had seen Bay tear into people but he hadn’t seen him so detached and executing as if he were simply spelling his name. Zevakyn met Nate’s eyes, “You okay, Friend?”

Nate’s eyebrows were furrowed, his eyes watching Bay tear into male after male. “Ask me again after we get out of Hell.”

————-

He wrung his hand, shaking the throbbing in it. He was an idiot for letting those males get the best of him. If Baylor hadn’t shown up, his hand would be ruined and he’d never paint another picture again. He supposed he would have to thank him for it. Nate felt his lips curl into a smile at the image in his head.

Zev snorted.

He dodged the next attack, letting a male run straight past him. He pulled the male’s arm back, dislodging the bone and broke the male’s neck, “What’s so funny?” he asked Zev.

Zev’s foot crunched a male’s back, snapping his spine, “You, my friend, are very readable.” Zev turned to him, his eyes were intense with promise. “I’m going to say this just once: Don’t. Hurt. Bay.”

He blinked. He wasn’t expecting the dark promise that waited in Zev’s eyes. “What?”

“You heard me.”

———————

Cyrian showed up to find absolute carnage. Bay’s foot connected with a male’s throat and he looked up at him, “What are you doing here.” The male’s voice was cold. No that’s not right. Being cold implied emotion, this was detached and a void. Similar to his.

Cyrian took out the throat of the nearest male, “Saving your asses apparently.”

————–

Adrien opened his eyes, squinting at the sunlight streaming through his windows. The sun. he was out. He jolted up, “Where’s Maze?”

His mother’s smile didn’t reach her eyes, “Nice to see you too, Sweetheart.”

He looked around. They weren’t at the mountains anymore and the tang of salve filled his nose and was cool against his wings. They were in his bedroom.

His father’s voice was soft and lethal, “Who did that to your wings?”

He averted his eyes. He couldn’t face his father with what happened to him. Not when he had that knowing look, the ghost of memory on his face. “It was Ezekiel, sir.”

“Is he dead?”

“Yes, sir.” he looked up at his mother, then his father. His throat was thick. “Can I be alone? Please?”

His mother leaned closer, kissing his cheek. “We’ll be outside if you need us.” She stood, smoothing down her dress. “Come on, Az.”

As soon as his parents were out of his room, he brought his knees up to his chest and he let out the broken sobs that had been stifled for the past three days.

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I Can’t Wait to Hear You Scream PT. 1

This fanfiction was requested by dwight-twd. This is gonna be done in a couple parts, because I feel like I couldn’t do it justice as a one-shot AND the thought of writing for Negan makes me nervous, because I wanna do him proud.
[You’re in the line up with Rick’s group. Negan notices you and takes a fancy to you and offers you to be one of his wives.

Dominance and eventual smut. A LOT OF swearing and possibly Daddy Kink.]


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“Lucille is thirtsy!”

Negan beamed as he swung his prized bat around, spraying blood all over everyone in the line up,
“She is a vampire bat!” He laughed, as his crew chuckled at his morbid joke. No one on their knees were laughing, you could hear the sobs from Maggie as she looked at what was left of Glenn. Negan turned on his heel and strode back to the front, licking his lips like a wolf does when they spot their prey. You were trying your hardest not fucking hyperventilate as he looked over the group trying to figure out who would get to know Lucille one-on-one next. You had only been in Rick’s group for about 3 weeks, he and Michonne had taken you in after they found you walking down a long stretch of highway, cold and hungry.
 
“What? Bad joke?” Negan sneered, as he saw that no one in the line up had found any humor in it at all, but of course he knew that none of you would, it was just his way of putting more salt into the wound. You felt sad for Glenn and Abraham, but you never really knew them, so in a way it was hard to be sobbing uncontrollably over them, you just hoped that what happened to them wouldn’t happen to you. You stared at Lucille, fixated on the fresh blood and bits of fresh tangled into her once gleaming barbed-wire.
Negan saw you starting and approached you, you began breathing more heavily than ever, and Michonne was beside you and her eyes widened in horror, and you gripped your fist tight, just hoping, if he was gonna kill you, he’d make it quick. Instead he pointed Lucille out to you, her barbed end a little too close for comfort,
 "Yeah, look at this fucking shit, darlin’“ Negan said proudly, slicking back his dark hair with a free hand, he kneeled down in front of you, leaning gently on Lucille,
 "And what’s your fucking name, darlin’?” He grinned manically, keeping his eyes glued to yours. You tried to focus on what he asked, but you were dazed and it took you a couple tries to come back to reality,
 "(Y/N)…. please don’t hurt me..“ You started to beg, which was unusual for you, even in this world, you never begged. You took everything and even smiled through it, but this was on another level all together, seeing brains splattered all over the concrete was enough to make you beg for anything. Negan through his head back in a laugh,
 "Shit, doll. I’m not gonna hurt you, you’re just too fucking pretty for that, wouldn’t damage that innocent looking little fucking face of yours.” He licked his lips again and winked, standing back up. He prowled around you, looking you up and down. He liked your looks, a lot. Yeah, he really fucking did. He stopped in front of you again,
“(Y/N), darlin’, how about you come back to sanctuary with me and be a wife?” It was a question, but at the same time, it was more of a you’re gonna do this whether you fucking like it or not demand. He had this look in his dark eyes that made you not want to say no to him.
“A.. a wife?” You asked weakly. Rick was looking around frantically and finally stopped biting his tongue, “No” He said loud and firm in his raspy voice. Negan swung Lucille over his shoulder with his now trademark ‘what the fuck did you say to me’ smile and sauntered over to Rick and kneeled down in front of him, smiling and suddenly just as he was smiling a sinister expression came over his face and he grabbed Rick by the back of his hair,
 "Speak when you’re fucking spoken to, Rick. I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!“ He pushed Rick’s head back so hard that he fell back into the cold pavement. Negan stood up, pointing Lucille around the lineup,
“Another fucking word out of turn -a fucking peep- and I promise every one of you fuckers are gonna know what Lucille feels like going through your goddamn skull.” He threatened, now looking more annoyed than angry, he walked back over to you and you were now shaking frantically. Negan noticed and chuckled, “Like I said there, Sweetheart, I’m not gonna hurt you.. Unless you fuckin’ make me.” He said absent-mindedly, he swung Lucille around as if getting bored of this situation, “So, how about it, (Y/N)?”

“What happens if I become a wife?” You asked curiously, trying to keep your breathe steady and trying to keep eye contact with this intimidating man before you.
He smirked and rolled his eyes lightly, “We will discuss that back at sanctuary. Now, make up your fucking mind, pretty please, so Lucille and I can finish our work here.”
You suddenly realized you could make a bargain, “Yes, but on one condition.” You spoke a little bit more firm this time, trying to establish a bit of a ‘I’m not messing around attitude’ but Negan saw right through it, and pursed his lips in a mock-scared way, “And what is your condition?” He asked with small interest.
“If I go with you, you can’t kill anyone else here. Just let them go and I’ll come with you.” You said, this time looking him dead in his eyes to let him know you were serious.

He nodded and looked down at Lucille, then at you, then at everyone else. He was pondering his offer, he ran his hands through his beard and spoke,
“Fine, but I’m still keeping-” he snapped his fingers rapidly,
“Shit, what’s his fucking name again?” He turned to Simon.
“Daryl.” Simon answered in a confused tone.
“Wow! That actually sounds right.” He spoke in a matter-of-fact tone, he looked back at you, and stood back up, “I’m keeping him, I like him. He’s not like some little bitch I know” gesturing over to Rick, who was now staring off into space with blood running down either cheek.

Negan bit his lip and grabbed you by your arm and pulled you up so fast that you almost fell, but he was strong enough to hold onto you even if you had. His fingers were digging into the soft skin of your arm. “Welcome to a brand new beginning, you sorry fucks!” He cackled, “I sincerely hope you fucking see things my way now, and if not.. Well, that can be easily taken care of. I will be back in a week to collect whatever shit you gather up for me. Have it all stacked and ready to go when I get back, and hell, if you can, find a nice big red bow to put on it. Consider it a token of your appreciation for me.”

Everyone began to scatter at that time and Negan dragged you over to a truck while Daryl was pushed into the back of a van. This was it, you had made a bargain and you had to honor it. You were no longer your own person..

You were Negan’s.

You were his “wife”.

He now owned you and every part of you.

You are now Property of Negan.

From Jesse James to Charles Manson, the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes. They just created two new ones when they plastered those dip-shits Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris’ pictures on the front of every newspaper. Don’t be surprised if every kid who gets pushed around has two new idols. We applaud the creation of a bomb whose sole purpose is to destroy all of mankind, and we grow up watching our president’s brains splattered all over Texas. Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.
—  Marilyn Manson in his article “Columbine: Whose Fault Is It?”
i will kill ‘em all

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Yes, you are, Jonathan, yes you are. 

Here’s the TL;DR:  John Wick Chapter 2 will never be as good as John Wick and it knows it.

However, it kicks ass anyway.  It tries to aim for Empire Strikes Back and Aliens levels of awesome and it succeeds. 

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VIXX Leo| Zombie Apocalypse AU

So I was struck with sudden inspiration to write this out of nowhere, so I just did?  I don’t know, hope you enjoy!!!

  • Leo isn’t really sure what to think when he first hears about the outbreak on the news, he doesn’t rush to stores like most people, he has enough in his apartment to keep him alive for a while.
  • he is very calm about the situation because it is contained in another country until a few days later all service goes out and the outbreak has spread all across the globe.
  • Leo hides out in his apartment for as long as he can, around two weeks, and survives by continuing to do domestic things like reading and watering the plants
  • Very strict with his rules and refuses to let any of the other survivors into the apartment, even goes so far as to nail a plank of wood across the door
  • Though before long Leo is starting to run out of food, and he isn’t stupid, he knew that he couldn’t stay there for much longer.
  • Leo only packed his absolute necessities into his travel backpack, his remaining food, a few clothes, shoe inserts, toothpaste and his toothbrush, kitchen knives, razor blades, anything sharp, etc.
  • His plan was to sneak around and hopefully stumble upon more food and supplies and return to his apartment,
  • this worked for a few days and Leo was able to skirt around all the zombies, however they caught onto him and started surrounding his apartment building,
  • He abandoned his apartment for good three weeks into the apocalypse.
  • Leo quickly learns how to run away from the zombies, but also how to fight them,
  • , honestly at first the only reason why he was able to win fights was because of his size and strength, but over time he quickly learned their weaknesses and how to properly wield a knife
  • looks so cool fighting tbh, he gets really mad and frustrated so he might scream and kick the body a few times even after he knows that it’s dead.
  • Leo wears this red flannel and jeans, and has this fleecy black hoodie that have practically grown on him, he doesn’t remember the last time he changed his clothes… or bathed and washed his hair.
  • Even though it’s the freaking ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE if Leo sees a plastic bag flying through the air or little bits of garbage laying around, he will literally pick it up and put it in the trash, like yeah the dead are alive and eating brains but gotta protect those sea turtles!
  • Likes spending the night inside old restaurants and stores,,, when he can’t sleep he’ll flip through the menus to see what they served and his stomach will rumble.
  • speaking of those restaurants, Leo has occasionally slept in convenience stores and found pistols and ammo behind the counter, so know he has better weapons to work with
  • , has surprisingly good aim and can kill a zombie almost thirty feet away with one shot.
  • Leo has only encountered other survivors handfuls of times and it seems like most of the population has turned into zombies, but even when they offer him safety in the group he refuses because he doesn’t want to be responsible for anything besides himself.
  • doesn’t always mind being alone, though of course being alone makes him even more lonely from time to time
  • when he feels like this Leo tries his best to keep himself sane, and though he will never admit it he has cried to himself on several occasions when he thought of his family
  • One of the ways he keeps himself going is telling himself that they are alive and well making it on their own
  • Prefers eating canned fruits like peaches and pears and is still really picky with his food
  • tbh Leo is really crafty too, like he knows that it is impossible for him to kill all the zombies but if he could make a trap and kill maybe five or ten, those numbers add up
  • MAKES A LOT OF BOMBS,
  • And that is kind of how he finds you…
  • You are a college senior when the outbreak begins and almost instantly your campus becomes a death trap
  • You barely have any time to pack anything for yourself before you nearly get bit,
  • and so far you have managed to survive mainly by staying out of sight and locking yourself into basements and pantries because you have no real weapons and no weapon skills
  • And you think that maybe this system will continue working for you when all of a sudden… you start getting cramps and you’re like omg no no no this can’t be happening but of course it is and you can’t help that SHE’S BACK
  • you thought that maybe since you have been eating less and with all the stress of the last few weeks that maybe your period wouldn’t come this times, but you were wrong,
  • and you needed tampons,
  • So that’s how you quietly sneak into an old pharmacy to steal some tampons, and there is only one box left and it’s crumpled and stepped on, but it doesn’t even matter because you can finally breathe,
  • , but just as you are about to reach for it another hand goes to reach for it as well, and this hand is well… um, larger and definitely masculine.
  • And there’s Leo staring at you hard, if it the situation was different he would have absolutely let you take them, but this was the survival of the fittest and he wouldn’t risk himself for you, no offense.
  • but you’re just like, “Hey stranger, I need those.” and he just is quiet and stares and looks angry and eventually he’s like, “Well, so do I…”
  • “BUT I need them for their intended purpose!”
  • “AND I NEED THEM to make things explode!” And clearly he’s struggling because he really needs to make new bombs and tampons are the best things he’s found that absorb the alcohol.
  • “Why can’t you just use pads?  There are still a few boxes left on that shelf.” He points and you’re just like um…. “NO, I CAN’T BE WEARING A PAD WHILE RUNNING FROM FREAKING ZOMBIES LIKE SORRY BUT THAT JUST DOESN’T WORK BUDDY”
  • “… also those are scented and they cause infections sometimes… just please” before, you would never have begged for something like this, but things change and you’re desperate.
  • For some reason Leo gives in and hands the box over reluctantly, and you are about to thank him when all of a sudden he freezes,
  • “GET DOWN” he shouts and you barely have time to react when Leo pulls a gun from out of his jeans and shoots straight in front of him… the gun level to where your head just was.
  • You hear a body collapse onto the floor and you turn around to see bits of zombie brain splattered across the aisle.
  • “holy shit dude” you say even though your ears are ringing, and you try to stand up but just stumble right back down,
  • The stranger catches you and helps you sit up,
  • “you’re ear is bleeding,” he says, and you raise your fingers up to feel and when you bring them back they’re covered in blood, “Looks like I grazed the top of your ear, sorry.”
  • He is so embarrassed,
  • Thankfully you two are inside a pharmacy and he manages to find enough supplies to fix your wound, and his hands are so delicate when he is tending to you,
  • like his hands are calloused but still so soft, and he clearly hasn’t showered (not that you can blame him you haven’t showered since you left campus) and he doesn’t smell bad you know?  
  • And after that you kind of follow him along and he puts up a fight for a few hours saying that he prefers to be alone and that it’s nothing personal, but you don’t leave and are able to keep up with his quick movements, so when you finally prove that you can handle your own he doesn’t try to get you to leave him alone anymore.
  • Leo doesn’t talk much, so it is up to you for the most part to create conversation and even then it’s one-sided, but Leo is a really good listener
  • You are quick to open up to him so you spill all of your secrets and gossip about all of your friends from college, and you pretend like everything is normal when in reality those friends were probably one of the zombies that you guys were running from that morning…
  • Over time Leo’s hair goes much longer and he starts putting it in a ponytail (like it’s not that long and there’s only like an inch of hair after the hair tie, but he just looks so uhhhhhhhhhh)
  • he also grows a little chin hair, but you didn’t hear that from me…
  • and he looks so manly like that with his hair tied up and his red flannel and jeans… kinda lumberjacky but at the same time more of a murdery lumberjack look since his clothes are splattered with blood here and there.
  • Leo is super possessive if you didn’t catch that before, and over time he starts to become even more possessive of you,
  • like if you two encounter a zombie or two he will immediately jump in front to try and protect you,
  • Once he is nearly bitten and you have to kick him out of the way to finish the job yourself.
  • ,and you notice this but don’t ever bring it up because you find it really sweet that he wants to protect you,
  • Sometimes it worries you how close you are getting to Leo, like neither of you two are trying to be optimistic about this situation, you guys know that you won’t be able to survive like this forever and it could be any day now, every second of every day you are in danger.
  • You can’t think of surviving the rest of the apocalypse alone.
  • Together you two make traps for the zombies and bomb the hell out of them.  It’s more fun than you’d expect it to be, but then again your standards of fun have been minimized to anything that distracts you from the present.
  • One day you and Leo are scouting this house and you find this super old bottle of whiskey, so you are obviously thinking that you’ll be using it to make more bombs,
  • , but then Leo is like wait, no, that’s too expensive of a drink to just waste on exploding the undead, we need to savor this one.
  • So you and Leo sit on the rooftop and stare at the sky while drinking this ancient whiskey, and for some reason you keep looking over at Leo and watch the shape of his jaw, the lines of his eyes and mouth and throat as he takes another sip of the alcohol.
  • and maybe it’s the whiskey or maybe something more, but you see Leo different now, like you always saw that he was attractive, but you never HAD feelings… until maybe now.
  • Leo notices you glancing at him, but stays quiet, and takes his turns watching you.
  • You hiccup and he laughs, and it is almost like you can forget the danger around you for a moment.
  • You guys fall asleep wrapped in each other because the wind picked up and it got cold, and for the first time in awhile you actually feel rested.
  • Sometimes when you are walking between alleys and the such you will hold each other’s hand while Leo keeps the other on the hidden gun.
  • And you can’t help your growing feelings for Leo, he’s your rock, your outlet, he’s so considerate and kind, and tbh the only other person you’ve seen in a long time who hasn’t tried to eat you.
  • But at the same time you feel a little awkward about it, I mean he is almost five years older than you, and though in reality five years is nothing, when you’re young it feels like a lot because he has experienced so much more than you…
  • and you’ve never found yourself being attracted to older guys like some of your friends, not that Leo is old he’s just… older than you.
  • One day when you are walking around, talking, you mention how you used to have a dog growing up and then both of you get really sad because you haven’t really seen any pets since the outbreak began and though you haven’t seen any zombie cats or dogs around, you can still assume why.
  • most animals besides the rats and birds have disappeared.
  • tbh you had never really considered that your feelings about Leo, well he may have the same towards you…
  • That is until you guys manage to find what must be the one working shower in the entire city and Leo’s really quietly like, “Um hey y/n?”
  • and you’re like “what’s up?”
  • “I’m going into the shower and I know you are going to shower after me, but… I’m not sure if that’s a good idea,” and then a whisper, “I think you should shower now.”
  • And you’re thinking yeah that makes sense we don’t know how long the water will last…. “but wait I thought you were going to shower now?”
  • “I am.”
  • oh OH, he’s blushing a thousand shades of pink
  • The shower is small, barely able to fit one person let alone two.
  • Leo is polite, he doesn’t stare though he desperately wants to, and keeps his hands to himself for the most part.
  • His shoulders and arms look even better underneath his clothes, and he’s thin from the little food you’ve eaten this week but still incredibly muscular, 
  • , he looks like he could crack a person’s skull in his hands.
  • speaking of those hands, they’re so delicate lathering the little bit of soap in between your shoulder blades over the places you can’t reach.
  • Leo is so tall that he needs to duck his head to put it under the stream of water.
  • nothing happens in that shower.  Just two partners washing themselves, quietly.
  • But of course it changes things…
  • when it is time to sleep Leo will pull you up against his chest, into his jacket for warmth, and he can rest his chin atop your head.
  • He talks more, opens up about his family and what his life used to be.
  • Before you go to sleep you run your fingers over his face, chin, eyes and brows, cheekbones, his lips…
  • Leo teaches you how to shoot a gun properly, how to hold the weapon and steady it in a moment’s eye.
  • You kiss… sometimes.
  • Sometimes you do more…
  • You both start to cry the first time you see a dog.  You had begun to think that they were all gone, but seeing one alive, skinny with protruding bones, but alive nonetheless, made you both so emotional cause like DOGS
  • The dog ends up running away scared that you guys are probably zombies, but you don’t hold yourself to that.
  • Now that you are together Leo is even more possessive of you than before and never likes leaving you alone.
  • Leo shows you how to make the tampon bomb that brought you together, and then you use it to blow up a bank because why the hell not.
  • Though life totally seems bleak because you know… apocalypse… you and Leo are making it through, and it’s working well enough for you.

Really hope everyone who read this really enjoyed it!  There were probably many mistakes in there because I felt too lazy to edit, but yeah hope all of you have a great rest of the day/evening!

<><> do not edit/remove anything from the original post <><> this AU belongs to me <><>

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Pairing: Right hand woman!Reader x Rick’s group

Word count: 814

Warnings: Bad language, blood, lots of blood, Negan.

* English is not my first language, so I’m sorry for possible grammatical errors.


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Originally posted by denisseloya

Requested by anon <3
Prompt: hey!! love ur joker imagines they are my favorite. can u do one where the reader is kidnapped and the joker is really worried? thanks

MASTERLIST.

“And her?”  
Amanda Waller was quiet at the question as her dark irises gazed at the last file. The two men beside her were eagerly waiting for an answer. Taking her time, the woman took a sip of her expensive drink, “(Name) (Lastname). One of the Joker’s many broken toys.” The men shared a look, but Amanda kept talking, “Schizophrenic. No powers. Seemingly no abilities either.”
“Then what’s the point of her?”
“To get the King to fall from his throne.” The men leaned in at her words, “We can use her to lure Gotham’s beloved clown prince and to lock him away for good.”
“What about Harley Quinn?”
“The Joker doesn’t care about Harley Quinn.” Amanda deadpanned, “He burned down half of Gotham in search for (Name). If we have her…we have him.”
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The Joker growled, pulling the trigger and watching in satisfaction as the mans brain splattered all over the room. He threw the gun down, motioning for his men to leave. Another dead end. Another day with not knowing where you are. He thought he hid you far and safe..But it turns out that the only place where he could keep you was by his side.
To hell with Harley. To hell with Gotham. He will destroy this city if he needs to.
“Stay put, pumpkin…” He murmured to himself, “daddy’s comin’ to get cha’.”

Requests are opened!

Hotline

“I bought a gun,” the caller told Oliver. “It would be so easy. Just put it in my mouth and pull the trigger.”

Oliver was waiting for Felicity to call and tell him she had found this guy. But his phone stayed silent. When the caller called SCPD’s suicide hotline three nights ago, it was just another random soul reaching out. But the caller had been very detailed in how he was planning to kill himself. He told the volunteer who took the call that he was going to cut his own throat, that he was going to saw through his neck until his  head fell off. The volunteer was scared when she went to Dinah, (the new Star City police captain, thank you) and gave a statement on what she heard on the phone. Dinah felt it could be something significant and she called Oliver and told him about it. Oliver agreed with her feeling and he made the decision to be the next “volunteer” if and when the guy ever called back. Two days after the caller described his headless atrocity, a body was found in a park near the Glades. It was an older male. The body was decapitated. The murder appeared to match exactly with the caller’s description.

“Hey,” Oliver responded to the caller. “You don’t want to do that.” He paused and again had to remind himself that he wasn’t talking to someone contemplating suicide. He was talking to a killer.

“Why should I listen to you,” the caller asked? “You don’t care about me. I’m just another disturbed person calling in. Right?”

Then Oliver’s cellphone started to vibrate. It was Felicity. She was sending him a text. He looked down and read it

Oliver, I can’t locate the source. Caller is using a sophisticated scrambler of some kind. I’ve never seen this tech before. Sorry.

Oliver’s lips pressed together in frustration. He returned his focus back to the caller. “You’re wrong,” he told the guy. “I do care. Life is…well, it’s precious. I know you’re hurting. You’re not alone, man.”

“I am alone!” the caller yelled into his phone. “You don’t know me. You don’t know what I’ve gone through. You have no idea what real pain is like.”

Oliver was reaching his tolerance point with this nut. He almost dropped the charade and told the guy the jig was up. They were on to him. “Sir…why don’t you tell me your name,” he said instead. “It would be better than calling you sir. I’m Jonas…come on, man. Tell me your name.”

There was silence on the other end of the line. Crap, Oliver thought. He pushed too hard.

“I’m done talking to you,” the caller finally spoke. “I’m going to eat a bullet. Maybe things will be more clearer with my brain splattered on a wall.”

The line went dead.

**

At the southernmost tip of the Glades, a man moved from out of the shadows and started to walk towards the woman he had been following. She turned at the corner of Adams Street and headed up to her apartment, just sixty yards ahead.

The man from the shadows closed the distance. He reached inside the long coat he was wearing and pulled out a sawed-off shotgun. The suicide hotline guy was right about one thing, he thought. Life is precious. He walked up behind the woman. She turned around, saw the man and shotgun and opened her mouth to scream.

The Suicide Killer jammed the barrel into her mouth and pulled the trigger.

**

Felicity turned off the newscast and swung around in her chair to face Oliver. “I’m sorry Oliver,” she told him.

“Felicity…why would you be sorry? You didn’t kill that woman.” He looked over at John and Rene standing silent by Felicity’s computers. “I can’t figure this guy out,” he said to them. “The only thing we know about him is he uses the hotline to let us know how he is going to kill his victims. We can’t track him, we can’t ID him. He has the whole city to choose from.”

“Oliver,” John responded, “We also know that this guy is a psycho.  But if he has access to the kind of technology Felicity mentioned, he is also crazy smart. It keeps him out of our reach. How do we fight someone who is invisible?”

Oliver seemed to nod his head in agreement and shake it in denial at the same time. “John, we have to find him. People are getting slaughtered.” He turned to Felicity. “Are you sure about his tech?” he asked her.

“Oliver, I already told you. This guy is sending very complex signals to mask his cellphone. There is nothing to lock onto. Whatever it is, I’ve never come up against it before.”

“Felicity, there has to be a way. You have to find this guy.”

“I know…”  She did not know what else to say.

“Oliver,” Rene spoke up. “Maybe I can hit the streets. I might get lucky and run into this scumbag.”

“Rene, one person can’t cover the whole city alone.”

Nobody had any answers.

**

Oliver answered another call on his board.

“Hello…Mr. Mayor,” the Suicidal Killer greeted him. “Yeah, I recognized your voice last night.” The killer chuckled into the phone. “In case you’re wondering, I voted for you. You’re doing a great job so far, by the way.” Another chuckle came through the line.

“I thought you were going to eat a bullet,” Oliver responded. “You know, make all our lives a little easier.”

“I guess I changed my mind,” the caller told him. “But you were right, Mr. Queen. Life is precious.”

Oliver had enough. “Okay, enough playing games. Why don’t you tell me where you are?” I’ll come to you, alone. Why keep killing innocent people?”

“They are not innocent!” the caller suddenly screamed. “They are rodents. They run around in their lives like rats, scurrying here and there, not really knowing what they want or where they’re going. They don’t…”

Oliver suddenly heard a loud bell in the background of the call. He tuned out the nut and focused on it. Where had he heard that before? The bell chimed again. Then he recognized it. It was the kind of bell Star City’s ferries used when they were pulling away from the dock.

He covered the phone with his hand and turned to John standing behind him. “He’s at the ferry docks,” Oliver whispered.” “Get the team and call SCPD for backup.”

John nodded. “Oliver, I just got a call from Dinah. She said some guy took twenty people hostage at the library and is holding them at gunpoint.”

Oliver shook his head. “One psycho at a time.  John, tell Dinah to send a negotiator in for now. And get that backup down to the docks.”

“Mr. Mayor,” the caller spoke to Oliver. “You’re not listening to me. I said I made a bomb…”

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Eric and Dylan's brain splatter was the prettiest thing about them and it was also the best thing that happened in their evil, minuscule brains. Also the way they swear and yell is just cringy. My 3 year old has tantrums that are more articulate and less whiny than theirs. Dumbo on meth and melted candle stick should be their names

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Lisa and The Bus!(CHARACTER DEATH!!)

“Come on Dean, hurry up!”

Y/n pouted, Dean rushing out of the store and grabbing y/n’s hand, linking them and swinging their arms. 

“Sorry, just needed some beer”. 

Y/n rolled his eyes. 

“Surprised you didn’t get a pie”. 

“Sammy’s gonna get one from the diner. It’s better from there”. 

Y/n chuckled, crossing the road with Dean and standing at the driver’s side of Baby, leaning up and placing a kiss on his lips. 

“I love you”. 

Dean smiled down at y/n and pecked his lips. 

“Love you too.”

Y/n made his way around the car, but stopped when he heard a voice shout for his boyfriend. 

“Dean!”

They both turned to see a brunette running towards them, waving her hands and smiling sadly. 

“L-Lisa?”

Y/n’s eyes widened, knowing Lisa was the love of Dean’s life. 

She was about to cross the road when she spotted Y/n. She remembered him. He came to visit a few times when Dean was living with her. She always did hate him. 

“Lisa, what are you-how do…?”

“I remember everything, Dean. The year we spent together. The memories, the happiness. I remember it all. The way Ben thought of you as his dad. I just woke up one day and it was all there.”

Dean didn’t know what to do. He never even expected to see her again, let alone be stood in front of her with her memories intact. 

“Lisa, I-we need to go.”

Dean turned to get into the car but she stopped him again and began speaking. 

“Please, Dean. Don’t you remember how happy we were? We can have that again. Just stop hunting, get a normal job. Forget your past life and start a new one with me. I forgive you. I know you were trying to do what was best. Please”, she begged.

“Dean, come on”, y/n urged, hoping Dean really wasn’t contemplating leaving him after over five years together. 

“Y/n?” she scoffed, standing across the road, her arms folded in front of her. 

Y/n looked at the woman, remembering her from the few times he visited her when Dean was living with her. 

“Yea?”

“This is between me and Dean. Not you!” 

Y/n was taken aback by her tone and anger. He always knew she was kind of a bitch. 

“Dean, seriously, Sam’s gonna be waiting”, y/n said as he came around the car, holding Dean’s hand and squeezing slightly. 

Lisa saw the exchange and realized what was going on. 

“Dean, are you with him?”

Dean looked between them and nodded, not really sure how she even remembered him. 

She felt disgusted. Dean deserved better than y/n. He deserved her. In her mind, she was better than y/n, despite not being a hunter and practically useless. 

“Leave him Dean. I remember everything. I forgive you. I know you were trying to do what was best. Leave this disgusting shit and come back with me. Ben and me. Please”, she begged. 

Dean was about to object, Lisa seeing his intentions on his face and began crossing the road without looking. 

Without warning, a bus came hurtling down the road, not slowing down as Lisa stepped onto the road and hit her head on, her brains splattering all over the window and the road, her body mangled in the tyres. 

Dean and y/n jumped, shocked at what had just happened. 

Y/n looked at Dean, expecting the man to be broken, his true love dead. But he had no expression. 

“Come on. Let’s go home”. 

Dean got into the car, y/n stood there unsure of what happened before getting in himself. 

As they drove back to the bunker, y/n questioned if Dean was ok. 

“Yep. I’m good. I never loved her. Barely liked her. I was only there for the kid. And what she was saying about you, no. I don’t care. Never expected to see her, but I don’t really care what happened. As long as I’m with you, the one person I really love, I’m good. Besides, she was boring. Annoying, bad at sex and just slightly obsessed with me. And I’m pretty sure Ben was mine. But any kids I have, I want with you.”

Y/n smiled, his heart pounding. Dean thought of having kids, with him. He smiled, staring ahead at the road, the dead Lisa not even a thought to both of them or anyone else in the world. 


Random thingy I wrote cos of stuff. 

Tagging some random people : @chelsea072498@lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell@helvonasche@madamelibrarian