It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”


“I dunno. I gotta hug 'em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

Little me: I wanna baff
Me: we took a bath yesterday, we’re clean
Little me: but baff
Me: We don’t need one.
Little me: but- but- warm!!
Me: …
Little me: an toys an soap an bubbles an splashies :D an baff
Me: you make a convincing argument


I am interested in people who are on top and how they stay on top. In a vague way, it’s a bit like athletes and how they stay on top of their game. You know, I always root for the older athlete. I root for the second album. I root for solo careers after the rock star breaks the band apart. I’ve become more interested in second and third acts, and a lot less interested in that splashy debut. For me, the most interesting thing is longevity and sustaining a career, because that’s what’s truly difficult.

cheattoe  asked:

Imagine Jason with a cup of water and he goes to drink it, but it doesn't come out. And he doesn't process this yet so he goes to drink it again. Then he just hold the cup above his head while he looks into it. This is when Percy stops controlling the water and it splashy onto Jason's face

Jason: hoe don’t do it

Percy: *let’s water fall* 

Jason: oh my god 

Knock Knock Knock Knock

They’re gonna start to shout soon

Knock Knock Knock Knock

Ah hell yeah, I’ll be out soon

Knock Knock Knock Knock

It sucks he left me here alone

Knock Knock Knock Knock

Here in this teenage battlezone

Clang Clang Clang Clang

I feel the pressure blowing up

Bang Bang Bang Bang

My big mistake was showing up

Splash Splash Splash Splash

I throw some water on my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can’t hear knocking



The Art of Andreas Gursky

Born in Leipzig, Germany, 1955 Andreas Gursky lives and works in Düsseldorf, Germany. HIs images has been described by some as “vast,” “splashy,” “entertaining,” and “literally unbelievable.”  

In 2001, Calvin Tomkins for The New Yorker magazine described the experience of confronting one of Gursky’s large works.

The first time I saw photographs by Andreas Gursky…I had the disorienting sensation that something was happening—happening to me, I suppose, although it felt more generalized than that. Gursky’s huge, panoramic colour prints—some of them up to six feet high by ten feet long—had the presence, the formal power, and in several cases the majestic aura of nineteenth-century landscape paintings, without losing any of their meticulously detailed immediacy as photographs. Their subject matter was the contemporary world, seen dispassionately and from a distance.

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anonymous asked:

Hello! Sorry to bother you, but could you make a tutorial of this post post/160598278702/players-like-neymar-are-great-for-football it looks amazing!!! Thank you!

you’re not bothering me at all, thank you!

okay so i couldn’t recreate the exact edit but i tried and i hope you understand all the steps, please feel free to ask any questions!

*i m really bad at explaining plus my english is a big LOL bear with me :P

here’s the edit:

What you’ll need: any version of PS, i used CS6, a picture of a person or anything i guess, water splash brushes (just look them up on google bc i don’t remember the site i downloaded mine from lol) and gifs like these x

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girlofsteelwrites  asked:

“🙋” - 3 headcanons each for super sisters, supercanary and supercorp if you're up for that?

*cracks knuckles* For you? Always.


  1. Alex was the first one to introduce Kara to potstickers. I have this headcanon that when Kara first came to Earth, she couldn’t stand human food at all because it all just tasted so wrong. Alex, being slow to warm up to Kara, didn’t really care if she ate or not. But, as time went on, she got concerned. One Friday night, she convinced her parents to get take out and offered Kara some of the potstickers, her favorite food. And Kara loved them. Not only because of their taste, but because it was the first thing Alex ever offered her as a show of accepting Kara as her sister.
  2. When Kara was a baby freshman in high school, she got her heart broken by some jerk who just wanted to see how far he could string her along. When Alex got wind of this, she cornered him in the gym and beat the tar out of him, making him promise to apologize and then never talk to Kara ever again. To this day, Kara has no idea what happened, just that he seemed really sorry about what he’d done. 
  3. Alex loves surfing and she’s actually far better at it than Kara. Part of this is due to the fact that she got started earlier, but much of it is because Kara saw how much her sister opened up and really came alive when she surfed, so she never really tried to learn. She didn’t want to take away something else from her new sister 


  1. Sara is incredibly aware of the fact that she is a flawed individual who has made many mistakes in her past and because of this, she tries to push away her feelings for Kara. This gets to the point where she actively pushes away Kara’s affections for her. But, Kara makes it very clear that she understands that Sara is not the person she once was, that people have the capacity to change and that’s exactly what Sara has done.
  2. The two bond over being the baby sister of the family. They share stories about their sisters and Kara holds Sara when the memories are too much and she can’t handle the overwhelming loss. After those nights, Kara flies to Alex and wraps her up in a big hug, silently promising to protect Alex at all costs.
  3. While Sara is definitely the more dominant personality (in and out of the bedroom), she loves it when Kara takes charge. She thinks that Kara as Supergirl is one of the hottest things ever and has a bad habit of pulling Kara aside for a quick and messy make out session before missions.


  1. I’ve seen a lot of fanfics about Lena being ridiculously good at every board game known to man and I have a different take. When Kara invites her to game night with the rest of the Superfriends, they all assume that she’d be good at the games. But! She’s actually terrible at them. Maggie and Alex can read her poker face, Winn kicks her butt at trivia, James destroys her in pictionary, they all collectively beat her at Chinese Checkers– she’s just not very good. When the night ends, Lena confesses to Kara that she’s never really had friends to play any of those games so she never bothered to learn. Cue adorable Supercorp cuddles and kisses.
  2. Kara knows that Lena gets super absorbed in her work, so she likes to send Lena little self-care reminders from time to time. She also does this at Lena’s apartment when she stays over and has to leave early. She’ll put little post-its reminding Lena to eat breakfast before she heads out, to bring something for lunch, to take time out of her day to relax, etc. It’s all very cute and Lena appreciates it a lot because no one has ever done anything like this for her before.
  3. While Lena would love to shower Kara in extravagant gifts, she quickly realizes that big, splashy gestures embarrass Kara. Kara is so used to being the invisible, bumbling human that when Lena draws attention to her, it makes her feel uncomfortable. So, instead, Lena does smaller things. She cooks Kara dinner, secretly restocks her ice cream stash, sends her cute puppy pictures throughout the day, etc. 
Stingray Feeding Time
  • Me: Hi sweet nuggets! Time for dinner!
  • Cownose rays: *nom nom nom*
  • Me: Ok, this was great...
  • Rays: As is custom with our peoples, we must grant the provider of nomz a splash in the face
  • Me: Really, no, that's not necessa-
Guitars and Scarred Hearts 5/?

A CS Rockstar!Killian AU

Also on AO3 - check the new tag, loves

Super huge shoutout to @lenfaz​ for carrying my ass to the finish line. Tagging @teamhook​ and @galadriel26​, too. 


“Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit!”  

Emma scrambled to get herself back to rights in order to help Henry. The sundress she’d stripped off was tossed five feet away and even in the dim light, she could see it was inside out. Killian was holding up one half of her bikini sideways, clearly trying to determine whether it was the top or bottom. As another heave and telltale splatter came from the rear of the boat, he all but threw them at her, quickly doing up the three bottom buttons on his shirt and stuffing the tails down into his boxers, jostling his hand a little to try and clean himself off. 

“Swan, I’ll go see to Henry.” He was already on his feet, moving away from her. “You take a moment.” 

“Killian you don’t have to-“ Cursing under her breath, Emma found the two halves of her bikini and made quick work of tying the bottoms back on, stretching to reach the last piece of discarded clothing as she heard him speak to Henry.

“Come on. We’ll hit the head and see if there’s anything left in that stomach.” 

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